1: Marshal Tito’s space robot stewardess class gets underway.

2: Smurf maid training.

3: While the teacher is out of the room, whale condom deployment class gets out of hand.

4: Lunch!

5: Rubber Bunny Bumpy Groper!

6: The Death Star cannon girl takes time to watch some anal porn.

7: Das Gummi-Referee checks the VaginaCam Instant Replay booth.

· Marquis (www.Marquis.de)
· Buy "Fetish Academy 3" (gamelink.com)

· Hedony Design (hedonydesign.com, via 3XL)

· Fetish Muse (fetishmuse.com, via Alt Models)

· Fetish Academy (watch full video @ bizarremag.com)

Previously: Fetish Photography by Peter W. Czernich

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· The Kink Report (socialkink.com)

· Dirty Angels (dirtyangels.net, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail photo by Elanor Etoile @ dirtyangels.net

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· GwenMedia (gwenmedia.com)

· Senze Magazine #6 (Flash @ senze.se, via 3xL)

Previously: Atomage Magazine Retro Rubber, Senze, Issue #4, A Thing For Rubber

· Rubberslave (rubberslave.com)

· Photos by Priapus (photosbypriapus.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

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· Vacuum fetish (YouTube, via gamersweb.it)

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· Bukkake Mess (eskimotube.com)

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Previously: Japanese Fetish Video Of The Week: "Crash By Venus 3"

· Sebastian Solo Film and Photography (sebastiansolo.com, via Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Fetish Photography By Nathan Strausse, Remembering Noel Graydon: "Liberty In Restraint", Minimal Fetish: Maximum Heat, Master Fetish Photography by Gilles Berquet

· Photos by Autumn Sonnischen (autumnsonnichsen.com)

See also:
· Anastasia Pierce (anastasiapierce.com)
· Rubberdoll (rubberdoll.net)
· FetishCon (official site @ fetishcon.com)

Previously: FetishCon 2007: Florida Heat

· Catsuit "Dolly" (liqlaq.com, via Sugarbank)

Previously: "Lars And The Real Girl", Amber-On-Amber Action, Japanese Sex Doll Watch: Behind The Scenes, Japanese Sex Dolls: Now More Womanly!

With wellness incentives like these, we might have to get ourselves to Amsterdam for their next event instead of pestering our HMO to address our chronic carpel tunnel issues; if this job is going to make our wrists hurt anyway, we might as well get some sexy bondage nurses to help us take care of them.

· Amsterdam Clinic Weekend 2007 + Clinic 2007 Gallery (erosartist.com)
· Amsterdam Clinic Weekend (clinicweekend.com)
· Fetish and Erotic Wear by Absolute Danny (absolutedanny.com)

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Previously: Human Furniture That You Can't Get At IKEA, NYC Cooch Party Report: Freak Out For A Cause, Meet ShinyAline (And Friends): Freaks Inside, Fetish Sphere Encircles You With Smut, Martin Parr: Sex In Amsterdam, Preview: "O: The Power of Submission", Fetish Nation, Submission Sisters

While we're always happy to see any music artist selling their product via a promo video featuring naked body parts and hot S&M fetish action, we have to admit that no one quite does it like those wacky Germans—especially when there are things like full latex catsuits, assless chaps, naked babes with cat masks and guns, and rubber-clad geishas concerned. Of course, whether or not you decide to put this clip by German techno outfit SMatka in the "sexy music video" category will depend on whether you find things like full latex catsuits, assless chaps, naked babes with cat masks and guns, and rubber-clad geishas sexy in the first place. But really, who doesn't?

· NEW RELEASE: SMatka "Wrong Love" (videostatic.com)
· Costumes by Fetish Universe (fetishuniverse.de)

It's true that some folks get turned on by being objectified, but that doesn't always mean they enjoy literally being turned into objects. This folks in this video, however, take objectification to a whole new level—like the second story of a house entryway, where one trussed up babe is turned into a human chandelier. Unfortunately, we don't have names* or dates to go with this clip (and the sound is a little wonky, as well), but it tells the intriguing tale of a man who basically spends all his time molding furniture out of latex-ensconced women. It's an odd hobby to be sure, but no matter what you think of a dude who builds electric female shrink wrapping machines, you've got to be impressed by the old world craftsmanship involved. The tables and chairs on display here make those Chippendale guys look like a bunch of corncob whittlers.

· "Decorate your home with living dominatrix furniture" (vidmax.com, via afhakers.nl, via Unscathed Corpse)

* Steve Diet Goedde, of all people, writes in to point out that this is actually Jeff Gord of House of Gord, which we totally would have known if our brain was working properly today, which it obviously isn't. Thanks, Steve!

Previously: NakedModern: Art Nudes For Design Snobs, Meet ShinyAline (And Friends): Freaks Inside, Wild Gasmasks: Get Your (Kinky) Head On Straight, 3-D Fetish Photos By Charles Mons: You Are There, Collar Factory Custom Fetish Collars: Tie One On

While the kids in New York are having sex in bathroom stalls and celebrating the joys of "Hookin' Up", Julia Ayabe and her team of seasoned fetish veterans in Tokyo have been busy organizing regular events for the long-running Tokyo Perve, described as Japan's "hardest core" underground fetish party. Actually, it seems like things aren't really as wild and crazy as that might sound: Julia says that there isn't as much bloody medical play as there used to be, the polite crowd generally apologizies when they do things like break chandeliers during their BDSM demonstrations, and the dress code is more about what people are wearing than what they aren't (no bare bottoms allowed). But in their half dozen or so events every year—many of which you can relive via photo galleries on the TP website—the Tokyo Perve team still have plenty of opportunities to prove that the Japanese really are as kinky as we think they are: in fact, as Julia says, "They're by far the kinkiest. Like really fucking kinky." So, like, now you know.

· Tokyo Perve (tokyoperve.or.tv)
· Julia Ayabe Interview (chiefmag.com, via Indie Nudes)

Previously: Nanpa's Place: For All Your Esoteric Japanese Fetish Video Needs, Sex In Japan: A Guide For Foreigners, Japan Fetish Club Tour, Tokyo Swingers, Tokyo Undressed, Tokyo Rubberist Gathering, Tabou: Photos by Tominari Tetsu, Japanese Ripping Performance, Tokyo Damage Report, BDSM In Japan

In our fetish-weary opinion, the lack of irony in the world of shiny and/or scary rubber-wrapped hardcore sites makes us long for a little dorky humor now and then, even if it's administered by stern and unforgiving mistresses like ShinyAline and her friends in the stunning fetish scenarios on Freaks Inside. Like, with that name, we were totally hoping that they'd be rockin' the Intel logo or something. But alas, we'll just have to settle for previewing their deep doses of forced feminization, masking, babes in extreme bondage and other kinky delights that are sure to bring a smile to the face of even the most hardened fetish fan. After all, maybe dressing up in thousands of dollars' worth of fetishwear and highly specialized BDSM gear and then getting an enema is ironic enough already. -V. Blue

· Freaks Inside: The Fetish Zone of ShinyAline (paysite previews @ freaksinside.com)
· ShinyAline (shinyaline.de)

Previously: (Long Live The) Flesh Flicks: Femdoms in Latex, Are You Fetish?, From Masuimi Max With Love, Tie Me Up Tom: Behind The Knots, Ulysses' Femdom Art And Fiction, Master Fetish Photography by Gilles Berquet, Of Human (Pet) Bondage, Club RopeMarks, Doll's Realm

Oh so often we peep porn sites of a certain variety whose names evoke a loftier intention, or somehow seem to summon a futuristic aura, as if their rubber-ensconced dick-licking and latex-layered labial pokings were more about celestial bodies than the naked and sweaty kind. Such is the case with Fetish Sphere, where the concentric three-dimensional globes (nay, spheres), are of the decidedly Earthbound variety. But hey, hardcore fucking and sucking in fetish gear is always welcome in any realm, and the generous collection of galleries with nasty hi-res images at FS is nothing to snap a whip at. Or maybe it is. -V. Blue

· Fetish Sphere (fetishsphere.com)

Previously: Porn of the Moment: Madison Young In "Perfection", Preview: "O: The Power of Submission", Fetish Nation, Submission Sisters

While photographer Anton Pavlov and his muse Molly seem to have the perfect working relationship producing "remarkable dysmophic sexual fictions" together (read: strange and sexy portraits involving things like latex, gas masks, rope, and piss play), things didn't start off so idyllic when the two first connected a few years ago: "(Molly) had just finished her last art exam and asked if she would like to model for me. A couple of test shots later I was arrested as the pictures were regarded as indecent. We had to postpone shooting for a month sorting that out ... I spent a day in a police cell whilst they looked at the shots, then they released me. I was threatened with re-arrest though and we had to wait until Molly was 18." Fortunately, Molly reached her age of majority in time for Pavlov to post a gallery of the rest of his work featuring her on his website, which means you can enjoy their kinky/creepy delights without having to worry about anything. (Except for maybe what it would feel like posing as a rope-bound sex doll yourself, that is.)

· Fetish Fine Art Photography by Antone Pavlov (molly-web.com, via Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Meet Anne: Your Great Dane Pinup Girl, Meet Fetish Dolly, Fleshbot Crush Object Watch: Kitty Toxin, Torture Garden @ Canvas London, How To: "Unleash Your Inner Mistress" With Mistress Jonvieve, Are You Fetish?, Audiblecell: All In A Day's Work, Meet Miss VonLivid, Meet Slave Marion, Sex Blog Roundup: Hurts So Good, Slave Pics Gallery, Bondage Mistresses in Action

Combining a healthy obsession with celebrity fashion and an even healthier obsession with fetishwear, Kinky Gerlinky and its accompanying user forum have been doing a great job collecting tons of photos and the occasional video clip of famous (and sort-of-famous) babes decked out in corsets, leather, rubber, vinyl, PVC, and other sexy costumes that Women's Wear Daily somehow never covers as much as we'd like them to. Because really, who cares what Jennifer Lopez was wearing to the Oscars this year when we're much more interested in that pair of seamed stockings she had on underneath her dress?

· Kinky Gerlinky (kinkygerlinky.blogspot.com)
· Kinky Gerlinky Forums (forums.kinkyg.com)

Previously: Wild At Heart Photography, Fetish Photography by Peter W. Czernich, KinkyStyle 2007 Fetish Calendar, (Long Live The) Flesh Flicks: Femdoms in Latex

It takes a lot of gumption to insist on using only one name, especially when your first name is as common as Anne. You have to give people a reason to remember you ... and this Danish model and former Suicide Girl does exactly that. For starters, there's the serious amount of ink on both her arms, and the even more serious curves on the rest of her body. Then there's her willingness to pose in everything from see-through bikinis to latex catsuits to maybe even nothing at all. She's certainly got the attention of her countrymen, showing up on the newest cover of Danish FHM and scoring a gig as the host of Headbanger's Ball on their local version of MTV. Since that show hasn't appeared on American TV in years, maybe they can find some way to let Anne bring that heavy metal action to this side of the Atlantic, too. At least she would turn some heads before pounding on them with a guitar case.

· Anne (annepinup.com; see her photo gallery here)
· Anne on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Thumbnail pic: Anne for Marquis Magazine (marquis.de)

Previously: Exploring Particle Physics With Sophia Santi, Meet Fetish Dolly, Fleshbot Crush Object Watch: Kitty Toxin, Meet Tatum Reed: Popwhore, Meet Lucretia Stone

You know you've got a pretty sweet gig going on when people want to take photos of you doing something you would probably be doing on your own time anyway. We imagine that's how Rhonda aka Audiblecell feels about her work as a fashion fetish model: while her Flickr profile says that modeling is her hobby, her photostream is full of shots of her showing off a whole slew of fetish outfits, from simple thigh-high boots to riding crops and harnesses. She's also an active member in the Seattle fetish community, as you can see her in this collection of candid photos from last week's Seattle Erotic Art Festival. When your hobbies involving looking stylish in rubber and latex, we suppose you don't have to look too far to find friends to play with.

· "From the click of a perverts camera comes....." (Flickr)
· Seattle Erotic Art Festival photos (geraldoar.com)
· Thumbnail: Latex by Fetishwear.net

Previously: 2007 Seattle Erotic Art Festival, Art By Dana Richardson: "Not Yer Average Perv", FlickrCash: Find The Boobs, Alexandre1000 on Flickr, Secretbruit on Flickr: Catch Her While You Can, Are You Fetish?, Stripped And Whipped: Latex Lingerie Hotness, From Masuimi Max With Love

Well, are you? If you're not sure, you can probably find out with a quick trip to the website that asks and answers that question. Online since 1999 (which means they must be doing something right), Are You Fetish? is a link directory connecting you to dozens of fetish-themed sites, with links broken down into categories such as bondage, spanking, latex and the other usual suspects. Not incidentally, it also doubles as a free image gallery, with a sizeable collection of sample photos from quality fetish websites featuring gals showing off their fetish wear, rope-tying skills and their overall general hotness. If you spend more than a few minutes browsing around this site and you still can't tell if you are indeed fetish, then the answer is probably no. But hey, at least now you know for sure.

· Are You Fetish? (areyoufetish.com)
· Thumbnail via Lady Femdom (ladyfemdom.com)

Previously: Stripped And Whipped: Latex Lingerie Hotness, From Masuimi Max With Love, Tie Me Up Tom: Behind The Knots, Ulysses' Femdom Art And Fiction, Master Fetish Photography by Gilles Berquet, Of Human (Pet) Bondage, Club RopeMarks

If you're looking to win the heart of that special lady in your life with a pair of romantically lacy underthings, you might want to shop elsewhere—but if you want to say "I love you" with the kind of sticky, clinging hotness that only a latex bra and panties set can provide, you'll want to order a pair of not-so-sweet nothings from Stripped and Whipped as soon as you can. Swiss designer Daniel Herman's collection of fetish-flavored lingerie falls somewhere between bondage wear and a pole dancer's work uniform (all that latex helps with traction, you know), except for the fact that it's a lot classier than the kind of stuff you usually find in a Frederick's Of Hollywood catalogue or on the shelves of your local adult novelty emporium. After all, one cannot live on Victoria's Secret alone. (Trust us. We've tried.)

· Stripped And Whipped (strippedandwhipped.com, via Pussy Calor)

Previously: Master Fetish Photography by Gilles Berquet, Sex Blog Roundup: Dressed To Thrill, Fetish Fotos By Peter Felix Kurtz, Fleshbot's Valentine's Day Gift Guide, (Long Live The) Flesh Flicks: Femdoms in Latex, Unusual Underwear, Ravijour Lingerie, Victoria's Secret Holiday Fashion Show, FHM's Lingerie World Cup

This video clip really is every man's dream, isn't it? Well, maybe not the part with the rubber face mask that makes it difficult for you see or breathe, but being serviced by three girls at one time is pretty hot—even if some guys might prefer that one lady not be wearing a gas mask, since that kind of gets in the way of the servicing part. And some other dudes might wish that their hands weren't tied behind their back so that they could get in on all the touching and rubbing and stuff, while others would prefer that the soundtrack didn't remind them of being confined in some sort of underwater erotic torture chamber. Okay, so maybe it's not every man's dream, but it's much better than that dream we had the other night where we showed up to take our physics exam and realized we hadn't studied all semester and we were naked. We're pretty sure no wants to watch that.

· Every man's dream (xxxuploads.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We understand if you were a little upset by those Torture Garden party photos we posted last fall: you probably really wanted to be there, but it was in London and at the time you couldn't get a bottle of water through airport security, let alone a rubber cowboy outfit. So we're sorry we rubbed your face in it (even though you probably like when we do things like that, you little worm.) It's a bit last minute, but Torture Garden's next costume/dance/performance art party is this Saturday and even if you can't make this one, don't fret, because the "world's largest fetish and body art club" holds regular get-togethers throughout the year so there's always plenty of opportunities to play along. Their website can tell you more about these theme events, with photo galleries to give you a taste of the action. Before you book your plane ticket though, you might want to check out their own Torture Garden clothing line, featuring the latest in fetish gear fashions, so you can pick up a new gown to wear to the ball. Anyone who can get you a hot outfit and date for Saturday night all at the same time, is someone you definitely want to be friends with.

· Torture Garden (torturegarden.com)
· TG Clothing (tgclothing.com)
· Thumbnail photo by Gilles Berquet (artist info page @ mondobizzarro.net)

Previously: 2006 Rubber Ball and Torture Garden Photos, Fleshbot Crush Object Watch: Kitty Toxin, Club RopeMarks, Punitive Shoes, Fetish Fotos By Peter Felix Kurtz, Exploring Kink With Joshua Rubin, Meet Alexandre Buffalo

Wearing latex and rubber clothing may be a little restricting (that's kinda the point), but that doesn't mean you can't do it with a little style. The models in Peter W. Czernich's portfolio—including newly single fetish stalwart Dita Von Teese—aren't just there to look pretty, although they do. They like to vamp it up a bit and let out some personality (not to mention other things) ... or at least as much personality as you can show when your face is half-covered in plastic. The outfits also include some of the more inventive gear we've seen in a while. It seems Peter understands how those little extra touches can go a long way, and his efforts to bring a bit more glamour to our bland little world are much appreciated. Maybe a full-body rubber wetsuit is the key to our happiness after all?

· Peter W. Czernich - Fetish Photographer (peterwczernich.com)
· Thumbnail star: Cheyenne (MySpace)

Previously: Leash Sex, Fetish By Anna, Quickies: Michelle Aston, Meet Susan Wayland, Jo Joy Photography, High Gloss Dolls

Thanks to a reader who recommended we undertake an interweb scavenger hunt to find out more about a model by the name of Susan Wayland, our lives are a little brighter today—not to mention a whole lot more tight and sweaty. Susan is a rather attractive—ok, smoking hot—fetish model with a passion for all things rubbery, be they corsets, full-length body suits, or vacuum-sealed containers. (She's also more than just a Susan, as she prefers her nickname, Sway. But we like to consider ourselves on a first-name basis.) The really good stuff is in her members-only area (of course), but you'll find more and better samples at the website of photographer Norman Richter, who is her collaborator on most of her work. If you like watching girls in skintight fetishwear bend themselves in various ways as much as we do, you'll agree that this is quite a partnership.

· Susan Wayland (Sway) (unique-artwork.de - thanks Henri)
· Norman Richter (normanrichter.com)

Previously: Photos By Geen, Vintage Stocking, High Gloss Dolls, Fetish Art and Photos by Tom Porta, Boot Lovers, Syren: The (Re)Grand Opening, Meet Alexandre Buffalo, The Red Planet: Fetish Photography

There are no credits on this site, no mission statement, no viral videos, no ads, and no links that try to sell you some product or membership. High Gloss Dolls is simply a collection of photos, presented without comment or an agenda—except maybe to impress fans of rubber and latex fashions. (Mission accomplished, there.) The erotic poses and steamy outfits really do make the models look like human dolls, yet they still appear to be much softer than your typical department store mannequin. If only they were as easy to pick up and take with you ...

· High Gloss Dolls (highglossdolls.com, via drunkenyeti.com + Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Fetish Art and Photos by Tom Porta, Boot Lovers, Syren: The (Re)Grand Opening, Valerie Place Photography, Meet Alexandre Buffalo, The Red Planet: Fetish Photography, Will Pearson's Panoramic Fetish Fashion Shoot, KinkyStyle 2007 Fetish Calendar

Most of you probably took at least a few family photos over the last couple of weeks, but we doubt that any of your holiday pictures turn out like Tom Porta's. Unless your relatives like to wear rubber bodysuits and six-inch heels when they come over for turkey dinner. (Hey, we've met some of our readers and you never know.) Tom paints and draws also, but in all his work the themes are the same: rubber, latex and bondage, all coming together in a nice looking package. Ok, it's not family friendly at all, but if you're a fan of skin tight treats then you've just found another place to fill up your plate.

· Tom Porta Original Artwork (porta.redsectorart.com)

Previously: "Kink" @ Museum of Sex, Meet Taneish Leslie, Restrained Photo, Fetish Towers, Boot Lovers, Meet Alexandre Buffalo

What is it about November that makes it such a popular month for fetish balls? Maybe it's the autumnal nip in the air that makes wearing things like latex bodysuits more comfortable, or maybe Thanksgiving gets people's minds on being trussed like a turkey (not to mention stuffed). For whatever reason, this weekend will see fetish megaevents in both Dallas and Philadelphia—and we can pretty much understand why fitting into all those skintight ensembles is more plausible the weekend before Thanksgiving than the weekend after. Like all websites for fetish events are legally required to be, both sites feature black backgrounds and vaguely threatening fonts, but we know better than to be scared off by design: after all, when you follow the spooky, you get to the good stuff like plenty of photos of people poured into slinky outfits looking pleased as punch. If not yet covered in cranberry sauce.
- AR/JD

· The Church: Dallas Fetish Ball 2006 (dallasfetishball.com)
· Diabolique Ball: Philadelphia Fetish Ball 2006 (phillyfetishball.com)

Everyone knows that the websites for fetish clothing designers are a gold mine for free smut (even though all those clothes get in the way a little bit), even if they aren't updated with the regularity of a porn site. Los Angeles fetish shop Syren has just revamped their website and has started replacing the "painfully outdated images" (their words, not ours) with new ones that include models Justine Joli and Natalie Minx ... and if that weren't enough, all of whom are photographed by master fetish photographers like a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/photo/toe-and-arch-106886.php">Christine Kessler, Perry Gallagher, and Steve Diet Goedde. If we weren't so busy drooling over all the gorgeousness we might actually, like, buy something!
- AR

· Syren (syren.com)

This week's edition of "Open Source Sex"—the San Francisco Chronicle column penned by our Fleshy cohort Violet Blue—looks at the proliferation of adults-only video uploading sites. You know ... the YouTube clones that allow us to bring you things like teddy bear fucking every day of the week. Since the original YouTube decided not to exploit the thousands of webcam videos, homemade jerkoff clips, and XXX movie trailers just waiting to be monetized, there's plenty of competitors willing to give it a shot, with varying degrees of success. We're still waiting to see if any of them can take over the market and become a bona fide web business, but honestly ... as long as we can embed videos of a rubber slave having his nipples tortured by a dominatrix and her cage-dwelling assistant, we don't really care where they come from.

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· Femdoms In Latex And Their Slave (xTube)
· "GooTube's Porn Opportunists" (sfgate.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Those moblog pics we posted about before made us think something else: if a fetish event happens and no one takes pictures, does it really exist? Fortunately, photographer Michael Diamond's images of this year's RubberBall and Torture Garden events in London earlier this month make us believe that, yes, these things really did happen—and yes, there were lots of people decked out in all sorts of fetish-flavored fashion with matching hair and accessories. All that latex makes us awfully sweaty—not just in the hot-under-the-collar way, but also in that sweating-to-the-gothies kind of way. Maybe that's why everyone looks so slippery and delicious?
- AR

· ErosArts Productions: SkinTwo Rubber Ball and Torture Garden 2006 (erosartist.com)

Part performance piece, part fetish music video, Canadian computer graphic artist Dominic Vincent's 2005 short film "Embryo" (starring the insanely gorgeous Bianca Beauchamp) has become something of a classic since its premiere at last year's Montreal Fetish Weekend. But it's just part of Vincent's portfolio-in-progress, which also includes a small but intriguing selection of latex fetish photography and magazine covers as well as information on "Osmoze", an "artisic music video" sequel to "Embryo" which premiered last month in Montreal and for which Vincent and his brother (who created the soundtrack) are trying to finance its online distribution. If there are any generous latex fans out there who want to help, we're sure he'd love to hear from you.

· Dominic Vincent Fetish Photography (dominicvincent.ca, via Unscathed Corpse/Sexy Latex)

See also:
· Bianca Beauchamp's Latex Lair (latexlair.com)
· Polymorphe (polymorphe.com)

Previously: Video Playpen: Rubber Fetish Fun, Latex Fashions by Simon O, Sexy Latex, Red Light Does Rubber, Gumena, Rubbersisters, Pinktoxins, A Thing For Rubber

· Has nudity become so commonplace in our lives that it's now considered boring? We wouldn't be here if it was. (courant.com)

· The Supreme Court will not consider a case that seeks to strike down Texas' ban on sex toys. It sounds like nothing is going deep in the heart of anything down there. (washingtonpost.com)

· If you missed the Montreal Fetish Weekend (we were passed out drunk otherwise indisposed), Eros Artist's photo gallery will give you some of the flavor of the occasion. It must have tasted a lot like rubber. (erosartist.com)

· This story about Romanian nurses being forced to wear miniskirts can't possibly be fake. It was on the internet! (jaunted.com)

· What happens when a male dancer gives a female customer a lap dance? Read the blow-by-blow report here. (Ed. note: There's no actual blowing. Sorry.) (vegasblog.latimes.com)

· Worried about your young son playing with Barbie dolls? Leave him alone; he knows what he's doing. (YouTube, via adrants.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

There was a time—a simpler, more innocent time in our lives—when an image of a woman in assless leather chaps waving a whip and a branding iron over a naked man crawling on all fours would have raised one or both of our eyebrows; sometimes we have to remind ourselves that we weren't born having seen it all. But the nice thing about getting to this desensitized state in life is that now we're able to consider images like these objectively and can enjoy a measured apprecition for things like fine composition and lighting when it comes to sexy photographs. The Frei Korpa collective describe themselves as "a group of artists, models, photographers, as well as advertising and marketing specialists that work hard in providing the best web site adult content", and there are some shining examples of their mission on their site. You're more than welcome to have them customize some smut for you. Or—as we say in the business— just enjoy the free stuff...

· Freikorpastudio.com (freikorpastudio.com)
Thumbnail star: Just Linda by Andrew K. Lank

Previously: Eric John: Erotique Entertainment, The Art of the Curve, Handball Girls, Karin & Raoul: Exhibit Seven, Féminin Pluriel, Gerhardt Photography, Erin Frost Photography, Photos by Vlad Gansovsky