· We're going to miss you from LA Direct Models (ladirectnews.com)
· Thumbnail courtesy of New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)

In fact, we directly credit the time we spent watching this exact sitcom—which made it's debut on ABC March 1st 1977, dead in the heart of our developmental years—as being the reason we ended up choosing this very career path. I am Jack's endless string of sexual innuendo.

Thus, when XBIZ's Director of the Year Will Ryder, creator of "Not the Brady's XXX," came to us and asked what we thought about him making "Not Three's Company XXX," and casting it chock full of cock all-stars like Brynn Tyler, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Sienna West, Alyssa Hall, and Roxy Jezel pitted against cock masters Van Damage, Tommy Gunn, Dino Bravo, Scott Lyons and last, but not least, the original God of Fuck Ron Jeremy, we thoroughly approved.

Okay, maybe he didn't consult with us "per se," but he did invite us to the set, which is just as good. It was there that we learned that this sexy homage to our favorite trio involves Jack losing his job, Janet taking a night job, and the Ropers assuming she is now a hooker. Of course, unlike the sitcom, we actually get to see everyone screw their hearts out—hooray!

Brynn Tyler takes an amazing fuck session in her tight pink box from Eric Swiss. Pouting beauty and Hello Kitty addict Jenny Hendrix looks incredible getting drilled by skinny Lyons, and sexy Penny Flame takes a crack at Roxy Jezel's dusky crack. Legendary performer Nina Hartley puts her cock sucking skills to the test again, and we love seeing Tommy Gunn go "full Guido" with the hair, gold chain, and machisimo—even if every Italian knows that you never go "full Guido."

Still, in the end it's Van Damage who steals the show, nailing white hot Madison Scott and Alyssa Hall at the same time. We're big enough to admit we're more than a bit jealous: pint sized sexual powerhouse Madison Scott is well on her way to becoming Performer of the Year, and definitely a full fledged Fleshbot Crush Object. We heart her. Big time.

"Not Three's Company XXX" arrives in stores this week, just 32 years and a few days after the original show aired. Enjoy this exclusive extended preview set.

· "Not Three's Company XXX"· Sitcums (sitcums.com)

In the spirit of hope, and change, and biraciality, we're celebrating the dawn of 2009 the best way we know how: with a slew of multiracial pornstars. As women who come from complicated heritages, they're perfectly poised to lead us into the future and—who knows?—maybe even change the face of porn.

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Courtney Page (18yearsold.com)

Roxy Jezel

Velvet Rose (wannawatch.com)

Alexis Silver

Maya Hills

Mei Kasahara

Katsuni

Jayna Oso

Tera Patrick

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Director Laurent Sky puts together four scenarios of rouged but ready 40's-era pinups in a good example of high concept porn that does not get in its own way.

· ClubJenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy "Pinup Perversions with Roxy Jezel" (gamelink.com)

The release reminds us of a kinder, gentler time in the porn business (= about a year ago) when Kelly Kline, Roxy Jezel, Jessie Summers, Courtney Simpson, and Ava Ramon were content to stay within the confines of their own living rooms (or at least those of whoever's house was used to film their scenes) instead of going out into the big, bad world of fancy locations and catered sets to ply their craft.

Can it really be that it was all so simple then? Check out the preview gallery below and decide for yourself.

· "Fucked At Home 2" (metrointeractive.com)

Can you think of a better thing to scrawl all over Roxy? And with what would you scrawl it? If you doubt your abilities to think up something new, look to the triumph of last week's winner, bdve.

· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy "Served Raw" (gamelink.com)

· Breaking: After months of legal wrangling, Julie Amero, the substitute teacher convicted by porn pop-ups, has been granted a new trial because the prosecutors are "dumbasses." Okay, that's not the actual quote, but we think we captured the spirit of it. (courant.com)

· Petra Nemcova proves that you can alight from a vehicle wearing a sexy dress and still keep your dignity intact. And still look sexy, for that matter. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Jessica Cutler, the artist formerly known as Washingtonienne, will not be taking Larry Flynt up on his $1 million dollar offer, even though she probably has plenty of dirt to share about our government officials. It's almost like she has sex just for the fun of it. (radaronline.com)

· Keep an eye out for Fleshbot faves Monique Alexander and Roxy Jezel in cameo roles in HBO's "Entourage" tonight. (If you watch "Entourage", that is, which we don't. Tell us how they did, OK?) (avn.com)

· A Singapore radio station raises some hackles with a speed bra removal contest. Well, they wouldn't wear bras at all if the government wasn't so picky about it. (stuff.co.nz)

· An Indonesian tax minister's photo presentation to newspaper editors turned into a full demonstration of his "porns" collection. Good thing we don't pay taxes on our Indonesian Amway business. (Boing Boing)

· Naturists may sincerely believe their lifestyle is not about sexuality, but that doesn't change the fact that naked bodies are hot. (guardian.co.uk)

· Here's some photos and video of Spencer Tunick's recent Amsterdam shoot. Residents of the city's famous red light district were not impressed. (stuff.co.nz)

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