· First we met Hitomi Tanaka. Then we met her hardcore videos.
· It's hard out there for a rockstar pimp.
· Well, what do you know: Vulcans have green semen.
· What happens to a woman who plays porno Palin? She gets to fuck porno Obama.
· Brains and beauty? Say no more.
· Goodbye, 2008. We had a time.

· How hot were the Flesh Flicks of 2008? This hot.
· Forget Mrs. Claus—we'll take Mrs. Conduct any day of the week.
· Gentlemen prefer "Blondstravaganza."
· Learn the ABCs of Eliza Dushku's boobs.
· Many small nations could be destroyed with the power of "Stoya Atomic Tease."

· There can only be one Extreme Pornstar Champion... and that champion is Stoya.
· How do rumors get started? We found out this week.
· What, like you haven't picked up girls in bikinis?
· PornCop: stopping false advertising, one porn at a time.
· Good things come in small packages—like these girls!
· They may not be teens... but they're so hot, we don't care.
· We swear we're only watching "Momma's Boys" for Erica Ellyson.
· Whoa, 2008 is almost over? Well, at least we had some good times.

· We thought "Not The Cosbys XXX" was full of white people. Thankfully, we were (mostly) wrong.
· And if "Not The Cosbys" doesn't have enough black action for you, well, here's even more.
· You thought it was gone... but the bush is back.
· We are shocked by this display of lesbian depravity. Shocked and totally turned on.
· We are the champions. No wait, Syd is.
· Two, two, two times the Kayden!
· OMG, Jennifer Aniston is naked. Sort of.
· Good-bye, Bettie Page. You'll be dearly missed.

· Who's the world's most popular pornstar? Only FameRegistry knows.
· It's ten o'clock. Do you know if your teens are being seduced by couples?
· Sasha and Stoya? We're so... what's the word? Oh yeah: totally turned on.
· They fucked, you decided: meet the second round champions of Extreme Pornstar Showdown.

· OMG! Michael Phelps's girlfriend is totally (kinda) topless!
· We love them no matter what color hair they have.
· You had us at Bree Olson and Faye Reagan.
· Kevin Bacon's got nothing on Sasha Grey.

· Edita Vilkeviciute: we may have just met her, but she's our new fashion icon.
· We hear there's a light at the end of the tunnel butt.
· "Intimate Temptations" isn't bad, it's just named that way.
· Penny and Gianna: can you decide between these two? (Cause we sure can't).

· Evan Stone is a "Porn Icon." Even better, he gets to do Gianna Michaels.
· So many beautiful women... so many beautiful topless women.
· Stoya: Supreme Commandress and woman of the people.
· Sir Thomas Taliaferro, Lord Byron, of the House of Asses, would like to have a word with you.

· Paris Hilton's "BFF" was in Playboy? We are shocked, just shocked... okay, not really.
· "I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #17": groundbreaking, seminal film or just another porno?
· Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, Zoli Suicide, and Mandy Morbid... you need more than that?
· Can anyone stand up to the unstoppable juggernaut that is Stoya? Ava Rose is sure gonna try.

· Who says big boobs are the thing? We wanna see some small boobs in action@
· Jesse Jane really knows how to "Heat" things up.
· You want to go deeper? The Cyberskin Penis Extension might be able to help you out. Or, uh, not.
· Fleshbot turned five this week! And what better way to celebrate than with hot, naked celebrity sex action?

Be on the lookout for some exciting bonus posting this weekend. Yes, we said posting on the weekend!

· That election sure was stressful, wasn't it? But at least we ended up with a leader we can trust. Two of them, even!
· Speaking of elections, say good-bye to the Bush Administration. Oh, and the one with George Bush in it, too.
· Her ass is so big, it broke our tape measure.
· Here we go again: Extreme Pornstar Showdown enters round two. Can you handle the extremeness?

· You can never have enough gapes. Especially when Belladonna is involved.
· MILFs loving MILFs, the way only a MILF can.
· Southeast, middle east, northeast — whatever. All we know is that these are some beautiful women.
· That's it: we're never leaving our house again.

· Somehow, we (almost) went a whole week without mentioning Sarah Palin. Probably because we were too busy thinking about this election.
· Eight weeks, eight champions. Who's ready for Extreme Pornstar Showdown, Round Two?
· Bree and Sasha, together at last. Now our lives are complete.
· Evil sex trap warehouse witch: like there's any other kind?

· Vintage porn: we get older, it stays the same age.
· Is it wet in here, or is it just them?
· Well, we never had a teacher this cool.
· You can't spell Halloween without S-E-X. Well, we can't, at least.

· Breaking: Serra Paylin is still getting nailed.
· Bree Olson and Eva Angelina are sweet as pie... until you pit them against one another.
· The horror! The horror! The... night of the giving head?
· Still looking for a Halloween costume? These girls might be able to help you out.

· The Germans love Stoya. Which makes them exactly like everyone else.
· Why, Nerve, you don't look a day over nine.
· Bestill our hearts, it's Chapel Waste!
· Forget diamonds: vibrators are a girl's real best friend.

· We found out who ends up nailin' Paylin. Turns out, it's everyone.
· jessica drake knows what girls like (and she's willing to share!).
· Sasha may be Steven Soderbergh's "girlfriend," but she'll always be a "Fuck Slave" to us.
· You've got a golden ticket... to dinner with Bobbi Starr.

· Stoya, Mika. Mika, Stoya. We can't choose between the two — you do it for us.
· Kaylani Lei may be one of "The Wicked," but she's always been good to us.
· Decades later, sex still manages to be joyous.
· Dashiell quits talking about boobs and balls to go write about other round objects. We had a time, Dash. You'll be deeply missed.

· Penny Flame takes a hands-on approach to her movies.
· This is shaping up to be the hottest presidential election ever.
· Yeah, we're not hungry anymore.
· Sometimes you just need to trade in your reliable standby for a newer model. Or two.

· As long as a fallen angel movie doesn't involve Nicholas Cage, we're happy.
· You can't really blame a guy for loving Lacey Duvalle.
· What if your mother had decided to exchange you?
· Remember, our name is Fleshbot, and we have an addiction.

· Mazel Tov!
· Time flies when you're looking for online filth.
· It finally happened! "Pirates II!" If only someone had told us about it beforehand.
· Suddenly we're not very hungry.
· If Ava Gardner's not a option, either one of these will do.
· The more things change, the more we wish we had a bigger hard drive.
· Remember, gone does not mean forgotten. As long as there's an internet and people who want to touch themselves, your legacy is safe. Thanks for everything, Jonno.

· We can't skate and we hate violence, but roller derby is totally our new favorite sport.
· First pornstars, and now teens. Where will this size epidemic end?
· If there's a porn heaven, you know they have a hell of a band. And porn.
· Is it true that when one twin touches something they both feel ... uh, never mind.
· So when was the last time a sex toy made you wish you had more minutes on your cell phone plan?

· The economy might be a mess, but it's comforting to know that capitalism still works.
· There's nothing wrong with a little redness in the face, but in our case, those aren't freckles.
· It looks like Stoya is doing all kinds of things behind our back. If we close our eyes, will she promise to do it again?
· Lesbians in San Francisco, you say? Next you'll try to tell us that Sweden is overrun with blonde girls!
· Remember, a stranger is just a friend you haven't seen naked yet.

. . .

· Bisexual scene two boys one girl (megarotic.com)

· Two bisexual babes and one dude! (megarotic.com)

· Preview: "The Bi Apple"
· "Shortbus" At Cannes

Bisexual Websites
· Bi And Bi: Danish Couple Is At It Again
· Bi Sex Land
· BiWitched

· New Jersey met the pornstars and everyone made it out alive.
· Tera Patrick is from the old school. We were too until we flunked out of math.
· Speaking of old school, this makes us feel 18 again! (In cat years.)
· Some people are destined for a Mini amount of fame.
· It's going to be hard waiting for the next season of "Weeds" to start. Where are we supposed to get our topless Mary Louise Parker and naked man ass fixes between now and then?
· Oh, Zazel—after all these years, an artsy porn movie by any other name could never smell as sweet as you do.

· What happens when two of Fleshbot's all-time favorite crush objects fight a duel to the finish? Well, if it ever happens ... let us know, OK?
· Are you going to eat that, or just poke around?
· Fleshbot has accepted your friend request, but still prefers porn to Faces. Porn faces are okay, though.
· When gay-for-pay dudes say they're Playgirl models, sometimes you just have to believe them.
· If you go outside this weekend, be sure to wear your rubbers. You know, because of all the puddles.
· Remember, just becasuse she's old enough to be a mom, doesn't mean she's old enough to be your mom.

Grab a bottle of wine (and maybe a tissue or two) and join Madeline on the love seat afther the jump/

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Madeline Glass

- - -

Thoughts Out Loud

I am out of my league with this one. But his voice...mmmm.
The second the phone rings, my clit starts to throb. I'm instantly wet.
Why does he excite me so much? I know I've been curious since the beginning. The first few comments left me wanting to know more.

- Clearing My Head Again

. . .

"Passion"

Please fuck me gently
Ask me to blow you
Suck my clit till I cum on your face
Slip a finger in me and watch me squirt
I watch your eyes roll back as I take you in my mouth
On my bed we find every new position
Next time we will go all night

- Lust Puddle

. . .

And then I took another step

I checked the Melbourne craigslist. It was pretty desolate, but there was one listing that caught my eye. I emailed the writer — we'll call him Mr. PK — and he emailed back, and there was a verbal attraction. We exchanged pictures and lo, there was a physical attraction. And that was how I found myself arranging my first assignation with a married man.

- In the Offing

. . .

Talking on the Telephone

...what would you say if I gave you a chance to orgasm tonight?”
“I guess I’d ask what the catch was.”
“Heh, trying to play it safe huh? Well, remember what I told you the first time we played?”
“Yeah, you said, ‘That really fucking hurts isn’t a safe word’.”

- Little Submissions

. . .

Interactive Story

Her hair was all tousled and her clothes were visible crushed and unkempt.
She breezed in smelling of men's aftershave and sex and dropped her hand-bag casually by the front door with a smug 'just been fucked' look on her face.

- Smack Dab in the Middle

. . .

brainwaves

and when i was satisfied with my work
i untied her and had her climb up to ride my face
which is a sort of profound meditation for me
my monkey head gets so lost
i just am
with my face buried in her pussy
there's nothing much else

- Tongue Tied Blue

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See also:
• Susie's SexPosi Blog Carnival - The Unforgettable 14 (susiebright.blogs.com)
• Sugasm #146 (sugasm.com)
• Thumbnail via Vivid.com (TGP/preview gallery @ vividvideoonline.com, via Ask Jolene)

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Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

· The good news is that the Exxxotica NY expo has not been kicked out of New Jersey. The bad news? It's still in New Jersey.
· If only Photoshop could doctor up a working economic policyas easily as a Vice President.
· We know Stoya is deep, but how much further can that girl go?
· The Verne "Mimi Me" Troyer sex tape is finally for sale, though the running time is a little short.
· We're still adjusting to the (very blurry) sight of Daniel Radcliffe naked. They grow up so fast, don't they?

· Rocco Siffredi is a friend to all living creatures. Or the ones he fucks, anyway.
· Breasts vs. Butts? Can't they all just get along? (After all, these folks can do it!
· This is the way all shopping should be done.
· Again with Jess Origliasso's boobs? How does she ever find time to do whatever it is she does when she's wearing clothes?
· You know what will be the greatest special effect of all? If we ever actually get to see this movie.

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· We may never settle this fight, but we'll have fun trying.
· Luckily for Josh Hartnett, whatever got capturedon that security camera has to be better than "Pearl Harbor."
· You mean there are actual celebrities attached to those nipples?
· We might have trouble falling asleep tonight.

· Keep reaching for the stars, even if you don't know that they're stars yet.
· Is it 2009 yet? Because this year seems to be taking forever.
· Remember, with a name like "Porno" it has to be good.

· That was quite a nomination ceremony, wasn't it? Now what's this about Denver?
· Man, we really hope that universal health insurance kicks in soon.
· A little ditty about Jacky and the town that doesn't like people fucking in their park.
· Have you met our new friends?

· We don't care what anyone else says—pro wrestling is totally real!
· That reminds us ... we need a new blender.
· Oh, good—we're just seeing double!
· It was a good summer, wasn't it?
· Remember, size doesn't matter ... unless you want it to.

. . .

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Gauge

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Chelsie Rae (kellyfind.com)

Jayna Oso

Simone (galleryhost.com)

Lana Croft

Joanna Angel

Apnea (apneatic.com)

Mosh (themoshroom.com)

****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

· It's been a good summer for nipples.
· We don't get all the fuss about geeks and porn. We've been watching porn for years and ... oh, you mean geek themed porn. Never mind.
· Why must big dicks constantly be putting themselves in things that they rhyme with?
· Did someone say they want more online videos? Well, you're getting them anyway!

· We've been meaning to read this post, but we're still stuck in the security line.
· We're still not talking to you, New Zealand.
· This Buckcherry person has a real future in the porn business. Oh, they're a group and they're in the music business? That might work too.
· Remember, we're always interested in making new friends—even if they are Canadian.

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. . .

Cindy Crawford

China Chow

Sienna Miller

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Emma Tweed

Kate Moss

Penny Lancaster

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Naomi Campbell

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Apnea (apneatic.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

• This year's Olympics are so much funto watch! So when do they start playing again?
• Every time we think she's out, Jenna pulls us back in.
• This sex toy is so futuristic, you've already had three orgasms next week.
• Isn't it always nice to find out when people really are who (other) people say they are?

• This one's for the ladies who love other ladies.
• Meanwhile ... you mean to tell us there are guys attached to those things?
• Unlike your previous trip(s) to college, this time you might actually learn something useful.
• It's looks like this baseball season is finally starting to get interesting.
• Remember, don't call us at home this weekend. We'll be a little tied up.
• We love a good happy ending.

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· We're so excited for the Olympics we've decided to have our own private "pole vault" competition.
· We know you're upset about Playgirl, but that's no reason to go off half-cocked.
· Compared to Kayden Kross, let's face it—you're just lazy.
· Funny, those Barely Legal kids don't look a day over 70!
· If you get to spend time with Kylie Ireland, then just quit complaining.

· Who says all pornstars have daddy issues?
· No matter what you think of these girls and their fashion sense, at least their legs are warm.
· Maybe we should throw in a couple of math problems next time and see how long it takes you to solve those.
· Have you heard about the vaginal virgin? Save the "rear entry" jokes, because she has heard those.
· Remember, the tentacles just want to love you. Don't fight it.

. . .

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• See also: Live & Extended Online Auction at Internext Expo (info + auction list @ marketplacepro.moniker.com)
• Images via Ask Jolene

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· Do you come from a land down under? Because this is probably what you're looking for.
· Seriously, who knew we were so big in Australia? We're almost as well known there as The Veronicas are here!
· So how did you celebrate National Orgasm Day? Oh, of course.
· Whenever Ava Rose is around, we just feel better.
· No, we're not cleaning that up.

· You put your Sir Reginald in my fiddle cove! You put your pudding hatch in my bone daddy! Now we'll never get this sorted out!
· How Russ Meyer never won an Oscar is beyond us.
· We're not sure if this makes any sense, but that's probably why we like it so much.
· Breast: The Other Meat.
· Well, it looks our retirement plans are in order.
· If you think this is weird ...well, it is a tad unusual we guess. But then so is whatever you dreamt about last night.
· Oh boy, does this movie suck. In the good way.
· Remember, all our readers are special. Some are just more special than others.

. . .

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· In case you haven't heard, Jesse Jane is kinda hot.
· Are we getting sea sick or is that another Pirate ship on the (very distant) horizon?
· Are there any stories from our childhood that haven't been sullied by porn's tender embrace? Just checking, because we want to make sure they all get covered.
· Old madams don't die. Seriously, you can't kill this one.

· Teagan Presley is where the boys aren't. Literally.
· As we always say, even a little sideboob is better than no boob.
· Porn is the purr-fect crime (Sorry.)
· How do you prefer your girls—busting out or just busting up?
· Remember, no cake until you've, uh ... "finished" dinner. You might want that a la mode, too.

. . .

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· Pornstar sex ... you're doing it wrong.
· Don't think of this as goodbye, Eva Angelina. Think of this as summer reruns until the new season starts.
· So this is why we never get invited to Tera Patrick's parties. (Among many other reasons.)
· Look, we love these girls as much as the next seaman, but we must be careful not to hunt them to extinction.

· We have got to get that new video game.
· Admit it—you're a little jealous of Helen Mirren.
· The Batman will save us! Unless one of these people has a free moment.
· Remember, we know what you like. But please keep telling us, otherwise we'll never figure it out on our own.

. . .

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