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John D.
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week in review
A look back at the week that was ...
· Pornstar sex ... you're doing it wrong.
· Don't think of this as goodbye, Eva Angelina. Think of this as summer reruns until the new season starts.
· So this is why we never get invited to Tera Patrick's parties. (Among many other reasons.)
· Look, we love these girls as much as the next seaman, but we must be careful not to hunt them to extinction.
Even if you're not into things like BDSM, is there anything more arousing than a light slap across the ass? (OK, maybe hard slap across the ass if you do happen to be a connoisseur about such things ... but beyond that, there isn't much we can think of.) For today's video roundup, we thank Fleshbot commenter lustylady for reminding us of the pleasures of smacked flesh. As for the rest of you: you've been very bad. And you know what happen to our readers when they've been bad ...
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week in review
A look back at the week that was ...
· Fuck the police! Especially when they look like Jessica Drake.
· We hated to see them go, but we liked watching them walk away.
· You too can fight censorship, one fap at time.
· HGTV is more than just for people who need decorating help: it's for fans of naked goth girls and gay bondage porn too!
· We give this tune a B plus. It's got a good beat and you can have anal sex to it!
And another friendly reminder to everyone itching to look at smut on their shiny new iPhones today: you can check out Fleshbot's previous iPhone porn coverage here, here, here, here, and here, among other places. Assuming you got yours activated, that is; otherwise you're just going to have to get your fap on the old fashioned way. Ever hear of this thing called the internet?
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week in review
A look back at our week that was ...
· Anyone want to help us produce and cast "Not The XXX Facts Of Life"? (We can dream, can't we?)
· Here at Fleshbot, everyone has a valid point of view. Even punks.
· We saw the future, and it looks like a giant penis with legs.
· Roxy Jezel may exist in another time and place, but we would still like to visit.
· Remember: if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!
· Actually we enjoyed lots of classic sports moments this week—as far as we're concerned, there's no such thing as an off season!
Porn is all about fantasy—and what hotter fantasy could there be than getting the chance to watch yourself getting it on with a willing partner (or two) who you've never met before, especially if they happen to be a hot pornstar or someone else's girlfriend? You can't ask for better than that! OK, so maybe sometimes you have to settle for having someone else's dick stand in for your own (which can be a real problem if you don't have a dick to begin with)—but hey, nothing's perfect. And we did mention it was all about fantasy, right?
Check out our roundup of some of our favorite POV porn videos after the jump ... and perhaps you too will learn what it feels like to fuck a mile in a porn star's shoes.
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12:20 PM on Fri Jun 20 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: @CloudCarrier: Should have know you would catch that! As well, the video is the closest Mike Stipe has been to heterosexual relations since he stopped using that one gal from the b52s as his beard. more »
So how was your weekend? Ours was downright nutty! First there was a call to go waterskiiing, then a call about some swanky restaurant opening, then a call about a surprise party for a friend. Sadly, by the time we finished answering all those damn calls, we were far too tired to do any of those interesting things, so we spent the weekend doing what we always do: surfing amateur porn sites on your behalf. (Truly, a nutty weekend. Ha!)
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week in review
A look back at our week that was ...
· Those F.A.M.E. Award winners: they really are gonna live forever!
· You people are way too good at this. (And that's why we love you.)
· You know, porn stars are just like you, except ... they're not.
· We've got football fever! Sorry, make that soccer fever.
· You know what they say: the only thing that separates a straight guy from gay sex is a six pack a really big check.
· Is that a strap-on in your pocket or ... yep, that's definitely a strap-on.
Let's face it: sex is messy business. Sometimes that can get pretty annoying, like when you have to re-wash your freshly laundered sheets after a super hot fuck session. But usually a certain amount of fuss and bother is part of the price you pay for having a good time. When it comes to facials, however, getting messy is pretty much the entire point—and when it comes to sexy messes, facials are definitely worth breaking out an extra roll of paper towels for as far as we're concerned. We'd normally celebrate our love of a good old fashioned gooey facial by running out and getting one of our own, but since we're all dressed up today and have already been to the cleaners four times this week we figured we'd enlist the help of some fresh and willing amateur faces instead. Find our top 25 amateur facial clips after the jump.
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week in review
A look back at our week that was ...
· No offense to Harrison Ford, but we'd rather see Ava Rose's Holy Grail.
· Dave Naz' new movie reminds us of high scho ... junior hi ... fifth gra ... wait, how old are we again?
· Remember: there's no arguing about who are the hottest women in the adult industry. Unless you want to start your own magazine.
· We "started" offering hardcore porn ... by the minute, that is.
· But how Hardcore is too hardcore? Now we know, unfortunately.
There's a lot of talk this time of year about wedding season, but being the sexual mavericks that we are we've never been all that big on that particular institution. Then again, we do like getting invited to weddings and eating all that yummy cake. (Mmm, cake.) And there's that whole honeymoon sex video thing: after all, a June bride never looks lovelier than she does when her dress is hiked up to her waist as she's getting pounded in a fancy hotel room somewhere. And what better way to break in that video camera your uncle gave you as a present?
Check out our selection of the top ten hottest honeymoon videos after the jump. A wistful tear may not be the only thing you'll find yourself wiping away.
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week in review
A look back at the week that was ...
· We went for a drive and went to the movies.
· We said goodbye to one old friend ... and said hello to a new one.
· Oh, and we got our eyes checked too.
· We found a new(ish) Japanese fetish to get stuck on... and then found something else to get excited about in our very own living room.
· We learned that the weather has strange effects on some people.
· Then we learned something about videogames ... and maybe a little about ourselves too.
A look back at the week that was ...
· Now this is how you do a political scandal!
· Have you seen the new Indiana Jones movies yet? Those treasure hunters have even more fun than we remembered!
· Hey, Joanna Angel ... other people have to go too, you know?
· We are quite clever with our headlines, aren't we?
· If you're a parent with a kid in college, don't worry. They are up to exactly what you think they're up to.
A look back at the week that was ...
· No matter how you choose to celebrate the month of May, there's no reason masturbation shouldn't be involved.
· So, is it time for our checkup again?
· Sometimes sex just isn't dirty enough. Except when it is.
· We remember when we had a young American body.
· Former glamour models never die ... they just have second thoughts.
week in review
A look back at the week that was ...
· We stay the same age, but those crazy hipster kids seem to just keep getting younger (and nakeder.)
· Of course, we never thought these people would ever come of age, but somehow they made it!
· Some folks got new jobs, others got promotions, and the rest of us just wanted a raise.
· You could learn something from Sasha Grey, if only you would stop drooling on yourself and pay attention.
week in review
A look back at the week that was ...
· Jimi Hendrix kissed the sky with some foxy ladies, except maybe he didn't. At least we got a valuable history lesson out of it.
· If you haven't figured out yet why we're such Lorelei Lee fans, well ... we're sorry that your eyesight is so bad.
· When it comes to her fans, Ava Devine is very hands-on.
· We all have our "Heavy Loads" to bear.
week in review
A look back at the week that was ...
· They say that history is written by the winners, unless some porn studio gets to it first.
· So that's what it looks like when 300 sweaty Greek guys get replaced a few hot babes!
· Kimberly Kane has worked in some interesting places. Sadly, our office is not one of them.
· Meanwhile, Hillary Scott is much better at this game than that silly Carmen Sandiego ...
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