Fleshbot: rosie jones

Rosie Jones, Further Topless Testing

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Did you know that Rosie Jones can take her top off while hula hooping? Gorgeous tits aside, that is really damn impressive. We can't hula hoop, period.

Really, Nuts: do you need to ask if something is better topless? Not that we don't enjoy Rosie's experiments, we just think you've concluded that things are generally better when tops are taken out of the equation.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Staying Fit, The Rosie Jones Way!

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Hey, ladies! Do you love staying fit, but find push-ups too difficult to do? No worries! With this handy guide by Rosie Jones, you'll be the envy of all the jocks at the gym!

Step 1: Attempt push-up.
Step 2: If push-up is too hard, flash them boobies.
Step 3: Repeat step one.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Rosie Jones And Amy Green Get Us Into The Christmas Spirit

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Now that it's finally December, we're feeling a little more tolerant of all the pre-Christmas hype. Of course, if all pre-Christmas hype involved topless babes of this caliber...well, they could start hawking Christmas in July, and we wouldn't protest.

Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)

Rosie Jones' Boobs: Suitable For All Climates

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

If Rosie Jones were any less well-endowed, we'd be worried about her health. Then again, she does have that lovely hat to keep her warm. Everything's fine!

Nudity is always more alluring in the winter. Anyone can strut around naked in the sunshine, but it takes serious dedication to pimp your bod in the frost. Maybe Rosie prefers the cold; after all, some chicks are just too hot for the bear rug and fireplace.

· Get Cosy, Then Watch Rosie (frontarmy.co.uk)

Guess Who!

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Rosie Jones (frontarmy.co.uk)

Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women.

Isn't there still time for sexy pictures? We've still got November and December to look forward to, but it's possible the babes get the holidays off. How will we survive the cold months ahead? Who will provide Sexy Thanksgiving Photos? What about the Topless Dreidel Contest we were planning for Hanukah?

Thanks a lot, Nuts.

Photos via Daily Pieces of Ass (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis (dailypoa.com)
Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Emma Glover (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Kitty Lea (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
Peta Todd (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Rosie Jones: Dirty-Up On Aisle 3

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:30:01 EDT

When you think sexy, you of course think of the grocery store, right?

We're not so sure what Nuts had in mind when they took Rosie Jones to the grocer's. Regardless, any day that ends in bare breasts and a basket full of goodies is a good day to us.

Clip via Boobie Blog (boobieblog.com)

2010 Is Chock Full Of Babes With The Nuts Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Having a hard time picking just one Nuts babe to while away 2010 with? The Nuts calendar doesn't make you play favorites—you can have all the babes, all the time. If only real life were this simple.

Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
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Rosie Jones's Sneak Attack

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Rosie Jones's "When Boobs Pop Out" isn't quite on the level of, say, "When Animals Attack." To be honest, it's actually much, much better.

Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)

2010: The Year We Make Contact (With Rosie Jones's Topless Calendar)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:30:01 EDT

If 2010 arrives, and we somehow don't have a topless Rosie Jones calendar upon our wall, is the year actually worth living through? From the looks of these preview pictures, we'd have to say the answer's "Absolutely not."

Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)

Jump For Joy

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:45:00 EDT

Rosie Jones (frontarmy.co.uk)

Say Hello To The Babes Of Summer

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:00:00 EDT

With every season, a new crop of busty babes comes of age, getting ready to take their place in the glossy pages of the lad mags of the day. And Rosie Jones is here to help us all get acquainted.

Some of these babes are brand spankin' new (hellloooo, Kate Hoban); some we've already gotten a chance to enjoy (nice to see you again, Sam Kellett); others, we're just beginning to get to know more about (India's last name is Reynolds!). But they're all worth spending some quality time with...and we, for one, will be spending as much time as we can paging through their spreads.

Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones & Britain's Sexiest New Babes (dailypoa.com)

Rosie Jones Uses Boobs To Perform Miracle

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We thought for sure that we'd never recover from seeing Sascha Baron Cohen in a lime green mankini...but apparently, Rosie Jones really does have the power to heal all. God bless that sweet, sweet girl.

· Rosie Jones pictures (nuts.co.uk)

Rosie, Kaylee, Seren, Sammy: They're All Here, And They're All Topless

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

We had been pretty well convinced that there was little one could do to improve upon photos of busty, topless girls. But oh, how wrong we were.

Apparently, if you replace photos with video, and add in a kicking soundtrack, the experience is even better. But you don't have to take our word for it: see for yourself, with the first part of Front's Megamix babe tribute.

· Front Girls: The Megamix Part One (frontarmy.co.uk)

On Set With Rosie Jones And Kaylee Carver (And Their Boobs!)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:00:00 EDT

If you're anything like us—and we're betting that you are—you spend a good portion of your day wondering what, exactly, goes on on the set of a topless photo shoot. This video promises to unlock that very sexy secret.

As we expected, there's a lot of toplessness, and posing, and slow pans across the breast area... and a zoom in on the breasts... and panning across the breasts... and—sorry, we got a little lost there, what with all the delicious footage of boobs. Probably for the best that we're just watching a video of the action and not actually on set... we don't know how we'd keep it together if we came face to face with Rosie and Kaylee (and their boobs!) in person.

· Nuts Video: Rosie & Kaylee 2 (nuts.co.uk)

Loaded Turns 15... And Celebrates With Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT

It's hard to believe, but Loaded has been around for fifteen whole years. To celebrate, they've recreated a few of their favorite covers, using modern day babes Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, and Danni Wells.

Well, with modern babes and more boobs, actually. A lot more boobs. Anyone know why they didn't do the original covers like this? They would have sold twice as many copies! At least.

· Sophie Howard, Danni Wells, & Rosie Jones Topless In Loaded (see more @ dailpoa.com)

Rosie And Eva Step Into Summer

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:30:01 EDT

The recent heat wave took us by surprise, but it looks like Rosie and Eva were totally prepared for the warming weather. They even had their summer outfits all picked out and ready to go!

Though, come to think of it, their summer outfits are a lot like their spring outfits, which don't differ too much from their winter get ups either. Perhaps we should take some fashion inspiration from these girls—we'd certainly be saving money on clothes!

· Eva Wyrwal and Rosie Jones Topless in Nuts (boobieblog.com)

Meet The New Babes On The Block

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:30:00 EDT

The flowers are blooming here in New York, and as our thoughts turn to springtime, we can't help but think of another sort of blossoming—the development of a busty young lass into a ladmag star.

In this week's installment of Nuts, the editors have kindly gathered up some of Britain's best budding stars. True, some of them aren't brand spankin' new—but we think you'll agree they're all quite sexy.

· Britain's Sexiest New Boobs - Nuts Mag 04/09 (dailypoa.com)

Our Hearts Are Doing Kickflips For Rosie And Hettie

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Avril Lavigne may have penned an ode to skater boys, but we've always found skater girls to be more to our liking—especially ones as fetching as Rosie and Hettie.

Eat your heart out, Tony Hawk—you may know how to do a bunch of fancy tricks, but you'll never look as good on a skateboard as these girls do.

· Rosie & Hettie Sexy Gallery Insanity (frontarmy.co.uk)

Rosie Jones And Danielle Lloyd: Together Again For The First Time

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Given the amount of ink (and other fluids) we've spilled writing about both Rosie Jones and Danielle Lloyd, it seems strange to learn that the two of them have never posed together.

But here you have it: this week, Nuts is proudly presenting Rosie and Danielle's first ever shoot together—well, unless you count that Christmas shoot they both appeared in a few months ago. But hey, why nitpick when we could be ogling this buxom beauties?

· Rosie Jones & Danielle Lloyd Topless For Nuts (dailypoa.com)