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blast from the past
Vintage Porn Parodies: "Super Hornio Brothers"
We'd heard rumors of Ron Jeremy starring in a Super Mario Brothers-themed porn, a long time ago, when Fleshbot was but a twinkle in a young Brit's eye. Turns out it was not a joke. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Conrad: So he's the Captain N of the adult world? That's fucking amazing. Fleshbot makes me swear a lot. This is... more » | Other threads
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sneak peek
TM Sleaze: TMZ Gone (Even More) Porno
Been hotly anticipating the TMZ-themed parody porn with Ron Jeremy? No? Well, whatever: we have a preview for you anyway. (And trust us, it's better than it sounds.Girl ScoutBrownie's honor.)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Lux Alptraum: The sad truth comes out! I never made it past Brownie! more » | Other threads
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music
Escape The Fate Releases (Sorta) Explicit Music Video
Rockstars and naked girls go together like peanut butter and jelly—at least, that seems to be the going theory behind the new "explicit" video for Escape the Fate's "10 Miles Wide." Just how explicit is it? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: The band nicely evoke "Hot for Teacher" era David Lee Roth, as well Axl &/or Izzy at the height of... 1 Responses | Other threads
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hardcore
Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece
Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film "Hardcore Circus," and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her? More » -
lost canyon
"Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage"
In a sort of "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?" kind of way, watching this 80's-era new-to-DVD video of the delightful Christy Canyon makes me yearn for the days when she was in her porn heydey. Because she has Fleshbot Supreme Commandress written all over her. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Guitar_Wolf: Christy Canyon is my favorite, and will be my favorite forever! <3 her! more » | Other threads
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mainstream crossover watch
Pornstars Round Out Cast Of "Crank 2"
We had no desire to see "Crank 2"—but since it features Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Ed Powers, and (of course) Ron Jeremy... well, maybe we'll catch it on DVD. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by SharvaniAeacus: Yes, in the credits, there are a few outtakes, and one is Nick Manning riffing off his dropping loads line... more » | Other threads
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upcoming
Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"
As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.) More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by kimberlykane: inside info - 'Hardcore Circus' is Blue Iris's very last movie and she's blows a MIDGET, It was a FUCKIN'... 1 Responses | Other threads
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pornstars
Veronica Hart And Ron Jeremy Have A Heart To Heart About Comedy And Porn
"One Eyed Monster" isn't just a horror/comedy/not porn movie starring Carmen Hart, Ron Jeremy, and Veronica Hart—it's also a DVD packed with bonus videos of Ron and Veronica discussing their craft! More » -
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world of peen
"One Eyed Monster" Has No Time For Subtlety
"One Eyed Monster" (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that's not a porn) has a release date... and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we've seen, um, ever. More »
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hardcore
“Not Three's Company XXX”: Pure Parody Gold
In many ways, it's the sex parody we've been waiting for all along. After all those adolescent hours spent dreaming of nailing Chrissy, seeing Brynn Tyler make our fantasies a reality just feels right.
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celebrity
Confirmed! Crazy Cabbie/Howard Stern Porn Clip Is Genuine
Well, it turns out that that Crazy Cabbie porno clip we ran is indeed the genuine article—and it's also for sale. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by anLupus: Just what the world needs - a porn movie featuring a has-been male porn star and a never-was disk jockey,... more » | Other threads
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rumors
Is This A Porno Shot At Howard Stern's Studio?
We've received word that this clip is from a notorious porn video shot years ago by the Howard Stern Show's Crazy Cabbie... at the actual Howard Stern K-Rock offices. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by GeorginaKhawar: I knew Lee back in Minneapolis in the mid 90s during his KQRS days... he was a regular at Liquor... more » | Other threads
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recovered maidenhood
To Sunset Thomas On Her 37th Birthday: Here's Your Virginity Back
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"Not Three's Company XXX" Wants To Knock On Our Door
Whatever your feelings on the unending onslaught of "sitcums," there's one thing you can't deny: "Three's Company" was pretty much asking to be reborn as a porno. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 03.03.09. It's a square! more » | Other threads
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dvd
The Second Time's A Charm: "Not The Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
Now that the market is glutted with "Not The" and "This Ain't" XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn't always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first "Not The" porn, one that changed the way we think of hardcore parodies. Yes, just over a year ago, "Not The Bradys XXX" descended on the porniverse, changing the face of porn parody forever. Now, that epic porn has spawned a sequel: "Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" But does "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" have the charms of its predecessor? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by bdve: Hollywood AND pornywood are out of ideas? 1 Responses | Other threads
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mainstream crossover watch
Pornstar TV Takeover: Ron Jeremy On "Judge Jeanine Pirro"
What's with all the pornstars on the teevee this week? We just caught a glimpse of Ron Jeremy (yes, the Hedgehog) on "Judge Jeanine Pirro," where he and Ponderosa Sun Club owner Scarlett Schmitt were suing Nikki Nine for a breach of contract (and not a very sexy one, either). See? Pornstars are just like us—they can't solve their problems themselves, either. Clip above. (more @ xbiz.com)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MalzyWheels: Thank God I entered the education system after he got out! 1 Responses | Other threads
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porn of the moment
FILF: Fathers Finally Get Their Due
Hot and horny mothers are a rather significant porn staple, but fathers are far less likely to get any recognition as an objection of someone's affection. MILFs may be hunted, but FILFs seem destined to be left in the corner (or forced to do hunting themselves). So it was with great joy that we unwrapped our copy of "FILF: Fathers I'd Like to Fu.." (or, according to the title card "Fathers I'd Like to F**k"—were they worried about offending the censors with foul language?). Finally, a tribute to all the sexy fathers in the world (and, inexplicably, Ron Jeremy as well). More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by bdve: The inevitable FILF/MILF crossover is going to be disturbing and I'll have no part of it. I said good day, sir! more » | Other threads
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the horror
"Ejacula" Makes You Want To Stoker
You'd think that if a sexy vampiress were to have a choice of where to bite her porn movie victims, it would not be the neck. But you would also not guesss that Ron Jeremy could so completely disappear into and inhabit a role as in his interpretation of a worm-eating hunchback in 1993's "Ejacula." More » -
you are there
Another View Of Exxxotica New York
Thankfully, hard to impress New Jerseyites and NYC nighife photographers weren't the only ones covering Exxxotica NY this weekend: intrepid New York Post reporter Justin Rocket Silverman was also there, interviewing fans, chatting up Ron Jeremy, and discussing possible porn names with Crush Object Penny Flame. Like Justin Rocket Silverman isn't good enough already? (Click thumbnail for video.) More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by JMayhem: I was there. I had a good time as well. It was smaller than I expected. Only downfall was that... more » | Other threads
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pornstars
It may be hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy's been in porn for almost thirty years — and to think, he got into because he wanted to be an actor! Well, for what it's worth, Ron, we thought your performance in "Not The Bradys XXX" totally deserved an Oscar. (time.com)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by monkeyrotica: And by "something" you of course mean "eleven inch penis." 1 Responses | Other threads
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sex toys
Ron Jeremy At The Adult Novelty Expo: Are We Having Fun Yet?
Our good friend Jamye Waxman just spent two days at AVN Novelty Expo in Los Angeles (like the regular AVN Expo, but for dildos), and she filed this report on her website. It's safe to say that she found it a lot more interesting than Ron Jeremy did. Seriously, there was a lot of cool stuff there that may soon be stuffed inside you. (avnnoveltyexpo.com + jamyewaxman.com)
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Comment by MalzyWheels: Hey, it's hard humpin' [products] all day. Give the man a break! more » | Other threads
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media
If your business is pleasure, how do you separate business from pleasure? For their sexy sex issue, The L Magazine approached over twenty sex professionals, including some Fleshbot Crush Objects like Jamye Waxman and Baby Sinead (as well as someone else you may know ... ahem) to find out how their work effects their private lives. The good news? Yes, they get to take the sample sex toys home with them. (thelmagazine.com: super accurate depiction of sex professional office life from porn-o-rama.com, via) -
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Popshots Of The Week: Seeing Stars At The 2008 XRCO Awards
This year's XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) Awards were a departure from the genuinely directionless world of porn awards shows in that they started pretty close to when they should have and, halfway through, people were still sitting down to watch. More »
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By Gram PonanteComment by Gram Ponante: I agree; more nudity happens by accident at Hollywood events than at porn events lately. more » | Other threads
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mainstream crossover watch
But What They Really Want To Do Is Direct
Inspired by Jenna Jameson's role in "Zombie Strippers" (which opens this weekend), Premiere magazine takes a long and well-considered look at the history of porn stars in mainstream cinema from Linda Lovelace to Jenna Herself: "Whether any of these performers has a chance to graduate from porn window-dressing to 'real' roles remains (an) open question. As does, to be fair, whether all porn performers actually want mainstream acceptance. There's a big part of the industry that doesn't give it a second thought." (premiere.com) -
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Porn's Greatest Acting Moments: Because Everyone Loves Thespians
While we disagree with their assertion that it's impossible to be good at both acting and sex (though it's way too early in the week for us to try coming up with an example to refute it), we have to hand it to the folks at Uber for devoting their latest top ten video extravaganza to the Greatest Acting Performances In Porn History: not only did they manage to find (or sneak) a bunch of porn clips on YouTube, they also managed to narrow their selection down to only ten. Surely that deserves some sort of Special Achievement award in itself. More »
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By JonnobotComment by 1000101 is not a number. He's a free man!: "it's very important that the person I live with shares my feeling that this acting is just plain awful." more » | Other threads
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higher education
Sex Week At Yale: Final Thoughts From An Alum
Sex therapist and sensual salon hostess Dr. Susan Block returned to her alma mater for last month's Sex Week at Yale and proceeded to write the definitive account you wont find in Porn Valley press releases, in which Ron Jeremy is revealed as a pawn of religious groups and Vivid director Paul Thomas is accused of misogyny by the future leaders of America. Block also recounts her own persecution over her use of the word "slutwear": "(S)ome of these well-meaning sisters seem bent on making life as difficult as possible for innocent sluts and the people who love us," she writes in her bonobo-laden travelogue. More » -
dvd
"Breaking Into Porn": You Think It's Easy Banging Hot Chicks For A Living?
This one's for every guy who's ever watched Tommy Gunn piledriving some contract babe and thought, "Fuck, I could do that!": Porn veteran Jack Lawrence's "Breaking Into Porn" is a 4-disc (or ginormous download), 8 1/2-hour primer on everything you ever wanted to know — or not know — about how to become a male porn star. More »
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By JonnobotComment by hoffmanbike: i thought breaking into to porn meant hiding in the building where a shoot is happening and watching..... more » | Other threads
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pornstars
What do you think Ron Jeremy will stick in the cement when he gets honored as a "Legend of Erotica" next month in Vegas? Whatever it is, we're guessing you don't want to be there when it hardens. (xbiz.com)
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Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: My college trivia league team -- even the two (known) gays -- are stoked for this. Dan, Matt, Rev. Ryan,... more » | Other threads
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pornstars
Even Ron Jeremy knows that if you want to make an omelet, you've got to break a few eggs ... and then fuck them! (xfanz.com) -
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If you like this latest Ron Jeremy portrait, how do you think it compares to his pre-porn days headshot taken many, many years ago? Doesn't that guy just look destined to be a star? (thepunkguy.com)
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pornstars
Exclusive: A Look At Michael Grecco's "Naked Ambition"
We were frothy with excitement about Michael Grecco's photo book "Naked Ambition" before it came out, but now that we've had it in our sweaty little hands, we can see it's even more pornfabulous than we'd hoped. Packed with many Fleshbot crushes and faves—and wholly unretouched—plus some very revealing commentary by producers and stars alike, it's like a big beautiful (and sometimes scary) porn snow globe in glossy color photos. Or perhaps, a nice time capsule? Even we noticed that some names andfacesboobs have changed since production. Check out an exclusive gallery of shots from the book below. More » -
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DVD Review: "Not The Bradys XXX"
While director Will Ryder's much-hyped "Not The Bradys XXX" is not a porn parody the way "The Da Vinci Load" was in that it doesn't add anything new and only imagines familiar characters having sex, its attention to detail, faithfulness to a "Brady Bunch"-style storyline (but with cumshots!), and—most important for good porn—an instinct to not get in its own way, makes this movie a fun purchase.
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ron jeremy
Ron Jeremy: Another Video Tribute
Sort of like that old (though erroneous!) chestnut about the Great Wall of China being the only man-made object visible from outer space, Ron Jeremy is probably the only porn star that visitors from another planet would recognize when they finally make it to Earth. (We'd include Jenna Jameson in that category as well, but since a lot of you seem to think she's barely recognizable these days maybe we're not so sure.) You won't find any of the moments that first launched The Hedgehog into porn superstardom in this collection of PG-13 clips collected by the folks at Uber.com by way of tribute this week—but in Ron's case, maybe being famous simply for being famous is enough. More » -
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Popshots of the Week!
We resolved this week not to let Queen Latifah know that porn directrix Chi Chi LaRue tossed around more "bitches" and "whores" in five minutes than 2 Live Crew did in a career. We learned that Trina Michaels is a favorite of the parking class. And we watched in amazement as Ange Venus, above, channeled Rosasharn Joad. More » -
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Have you ever wondered what Ron Jeremy's secret to success with the ladies is? Apparently it involves standing behind a woman and then ... that's about it. He's still got it, folks! (tmz.com) -
to protect and serve
A Massachusetts state trooper who came to the scene of Ron Jeremy's bus crash, is under investigation because he had his picture taken with the Hedgehog. It's not quite the same as getting blown by Barbie Cummings, but it's better than nothing. (yahoo.com, via xfanz.com) -
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The lord really does work in mysterious ways: when a porn star gets in bed with a bunch of anti-porn crusaders, he makes their bus crash. We never really understood how this whole religion thing is supposed to work anyway. (xfanz.com) -
events
(Electrical Tape On) NippleWatch: Welcome To Sexopolis
We don't know why this woman is throwing gang signs what with her nips tied down, but she is here to remind you about Sexopolis, an August 31 party hosted by Ron Jeremy and Seymore Butts "featuring, burlesque, sexy demos, naughty happenings and a lingerie/pajama fashion show that will culminate in a porn star pillow fight." What are sexy demos? Might they mean demons? And aren't pillow fights supposed to be spontaneous, like the kind I used to have with Blair, Natalie, and Tootie? More » -
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We have about thismuch patience for XXXChurch and their disingenuous anti-porn religious propaganda ... but if porn legend Ron Jeremy is going to do a PSA for them, it's maybe worth watching—if only to see for yourself why our pals at XFanz are so spot on in pointing out how full of crap they are. (xfanz.com) -
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Ten Great Moments In Porn Comedy
Think that there's no such thing as real porn on YouTube anymore? Well, uh ... there really isn't, but these ten clips from classic porn flicks and other pornstar sightings in mainstream media should at least keep you amused enough to forget about the good old days when YouTube was something you could actually jerk off to instead of just laugh at. And you really haven't lived until you've seen Christy Canyon looking like she's about to throw up after a jog in the park or a pre-plastic surgery Jenna Jameson demonstrate a handy household cleaning tip using a baking soda solution and a silver candlestick. After all, there are plenty of other places you can go to watch pornstars do other stuff. More »
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