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more about #ronjeremy more comments → FrankN.Stein: jenna was nice, but old man jeremy's rant was hillarious when I watched the movie! more » Beaker: The most important feature -- Free Parking! more » cand86: Oh man, did I catch a glimpse of the Frank mask from Donnie Darko in there? more » MajorRichard: I loved the idea of an Alice in Wonderland porn. I'll be skipping this though. more » Conrad: So he's the Captain N of the adult world? That's fucking amazing. Fleshbot makes me swear a lot. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen, today. more » Lux Alptraum: The sad truth comes out! I never made it past Brownie! more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: The band nicely evoke "Hot for Teacher" era David Lee Roth, as well Axl &/or Izzy at the height of their power -- though the DLR seeming "pilot" m... more » Guitar_Wolf: Christy Canyon is my favorite, and will be my favorite forever! <3 her! more » MalzyWheels: Here here. I'd go for the 80s Christy Canyon over any porn starlet of today. more » SharvaniAeacus: Yes, in the credits, there are a few outtakes, and one is Nick Manning riffing off his dropping loads line while screaming dialogue. It's funny, beca... more » -
#thehorror
"Ejacula 2" The Future
In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, And Ron Jeremy Make Fantasy Characters A Reality
At long last, the wait is over—the team behind Fairytale Fights has released three promos starring Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, and Ron Jeremy. Because who better to sell a fantasy game than a team of pornstars? More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Krissy Lynn And Andy San Dimas Get Fairytaletastic
Last month, we heard Andy San Dimas mention that she'd gotten to play Snow White in some promos for videogame "Fairytale Fights." The promos won't be out until next month—but some stills have been leaked to the internets. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Equal Rights For Pornstars! "Crank 2"'s Porn Strike
A few months ago, we learned that "Crank 2" had a scene featuring a porn actors' strike...starrng real porn actors! By the grace of the good people at Lionsgate, we've managed to get a hold of that very clip. More » -
#sexfests
Exxxotica New York Comes To New Jersey
What better way to celebrate an industry that calls childless 23-year-olds MILFs, Hawaiians Asians, and Girls-Only performers lesbians (they're only Girls-Only because they have boyfriends, after all) than to hold the Exxxotica New York consumer show in New Jersey? More » -
#upcoming
Through The Looking Ass: "Malice In Lalaland" Teaser Trailer
Sasha Grey. Keni Styles. Guns. Strippers. Vintage cars. The desert. A rockin' soundtrack. If you had any doubt that "Malice in Lalaland" is going to kick some serious ass, this teaser trailer should set your mind right. More » -
#hardcore
Get Ready For "TMSleaze"
It almost seems like it took too long for someone to come up with this. With no further ado, we give you the scoop on 3rd Degree's new release "TMSleaze." -
#popshots
Popshots Of The Week! Through The Looking Ass Edition
Belgian pornographers Miss Lucifer.tv is shooting Sasha Grey and a cast of dozens in "Malice in La La Land," in which our favorite fuck junkie befriends rabbits, Ron Jeremy plays a growling deviant, and everyone else takes the blue pill. More » -
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#blastfromthepast
Vintage Porn Parodies: "Super Hornio Brothers"
We'd heard rumors of Ron Jeremy starring in a Super Mario Brothers-themed porn, a long time ago, when Fleshbot was but a twinkle in a young Brit's eye. Turns out it was not a joke. More » -
#sneakpeek
TM Sleaze: TMZ Gone (Even More) Porno
Been hotly anticipating the TMZ-themed parody porn with Ron Jeremy? No? Well, whatever: we have a preview for you anyway. (And trust us, it's better than it sounds.Girl ScoutBrownie's honor.) -
#music
Escape The Fate Releases (Sorta) Explicit Music Video
Rockstars and naked girls go together like peanut butter and jelly—at least, that seems to be the going theory behind the new "explicit" video for Escape the Fate's "10 Miles Wide." Just how explicit is it? More » -
#hardcore
Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece
Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film "Hardcore Circus," and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her? More » -
#lostcanyon
"Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage"
In a sort of "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?" kind of way, watching this 80's-era new-to-DVD video of the delightful Christy Canyon makes me yearn for the days when she was in her porn heydey. Because she has Fleshbot Supreme Commandress written all over her. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Pornstars Round Out Cast Of "Crank 2"
We had no desire to see "Crank 2"—but since it features Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Ed Powers, and (of course) Ron Jeremy... well, maybe we'll catch it on DVD. More » -
#upcoming
Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"
As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.) More » -
#pornstars
Veronica Hart And Ron Jeremy Have A Heart To Heart About Comedy And Porn
"One Eyed Monster" isn't just a horror/comedy/not porn movie starring Carmen Hart, Ron Jeremy, and Veronica Hart—it's also a DVD packed with bonus videos of Ron and Veronica discussing their craft! More » -
#worldofpeen
"One Eyed Monster" Has No Time For Subtlety
"One Eyed Monster" (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that's not a porn) has a release date... and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we've seen, um, ever. More » -
#hardcore
“Not Three's Company XXX”: Pure Parody Gold
In many ways, it's the sex parody we've been waiting for all along. After all those adolescent hours spent dreaming of nailing Chrissy, seeing Brynn Tyler make our fantasies a reality just feels right.
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#celebrity
Confirmed! Crazy Cabbie/Howard Stern Porn Clip Is Genuine
Well, it turns out that that Crazy Cabbie porno clip we ran is indeed the genuine article—and it's also for sale. More » -
#rumors
Is This A Porno Shot At Howard Stern's Studio?
We've received word that this clip is from a notorious porn video shot years ago by the Howard Stern Show's Crazy Cabbie... at the actual Howard Stern K-Rock offices. More » -
#recoveredmaidenhood
To Sunset Thomas On Her 37th Birthday: Here's Your Virginity Back
The problem is an existential one: If a man does not come on his partner's face and/or tits and/or hair and/or belly and/or ass, has Porn happened? Let's check in with birthday girl Sunset Thomas. More » -
#pornparodies
"Not Three's Company XXX" Wants To Knock On Our Door
Whatever your feelings on the unending onslaught of "sitcums," there's one thing you can't deny: "Three's Company" was pretty much asking to be reborn as a porno. More » -
#dvd
The Second Time's A Charm: "Not The Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
Now that the market is glutted with "Not The" and "This Ain't" XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn't always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first "Not The" porn, one that changed the way we think of hardcore parodies. Yes, just over a year ago, "Not The Bradys XXX" descended on the porniverse, changing the face of porn parody forever. Now, that epic porn has spawned a sequel: "Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" But does "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" have the charms of its predecessor? More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Pornstar TV Takeover: Ron Jeremy On "Judge Jeanine Pirro"
What's with all the pornstars on the teevee this week? We just caught a glimpse of Ron Jeremy (yes, the Hedgehog) on "Judge Jeanine Pirro," where he and Ponderosa Sun Club owner Scarlett Schmitt were suing Nikki Nine for a breach of contract (and not a very sexy one, either). See? Pornstars are just like us—they can't solve their problems themselves, either. Clip above. (more @ xbiz.com) -
#pornofthemoment
FILF: Fathers Finally Get Their Due
Hot and horny mothers are a rather significant porn staple, but fathers are far less likely to get any recognition as an objection of someone's affection. MILFs may be hunted, but FILFs seem destined to be left in the corner (or forced to do hunting themselves). So it was with great joy that we unwrapped our copy of "FILF: Fathers I'd Like to Fu.." (or, according to the title card "Fathers I'd Like to F**k"—were they worried about offending the censors with foul language?). Finally, a tribute to all the sexy fathers in the world (and, inexplicably, Ron Jeremy as well). More » -
#thehorror
"Ejacula" Makes You Want To Stoker
You'd think that if a sexy vampiress were to have a choice of where to bite her porn movie victims, it would not be the neck. But you would also not guesss that Ron Jeremy could so completely disappear into and inhabit a role as in his interpretation of a worm-eating hunchback in 1993's "Ejacula." More » -
#youarethere
Another View Of Exxxotica New York
Thankfully, hard to impress New Jerseyites and NYC nighife photographers weren't the only ones covering Exxxotica NY this weekend: intrepid New York Post reporter Justin Rocket Silverman was also there, interviewing fans, chatting up Ron Jeremy, and discussing possible porn names with Crush Object Penny Flame. Like Justin Rocket Silverman isn't good enough already? (Click thumbnail for video.) More » -
#pornstars
It may be hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy's been in porn for almost thirty years — and to think, he got into because he wanted to be an actor! Well, for what it's worth, Ron, we thought your performance in "Not The Bradys XXX" totally deserved an Oscar. (time.com) -
#sextoys
Ron Jeremy At The Adult Novelty Expo: Are We Having Fun Yet?
Our good friend Jamye Waxman just spent two days at AVN Novelty Expo in Los Angeles (like the regular AVN Expo, but for dildos), and she filed this report on her website. It's safe to say that she found it a lot more interesting than Ron Jeremy did. Seriously, there was a lot of cool stuff there that may soon be stuffed inside you. (avnnoveltyexpo.com + jamyewaxman.com) -
#media
If your business is pleasure, how do you separate business from pleasure? For their sexy sex issue, The L Magazine approached over twenty sex professionals, including some Fleshbot Crush Objects like Jamye Waxman and Baby Sinead (as well as someone else you may know ... ahem) to find out how their work effects their private lives. The good news? Yes, they get to take the sample sex toys home with them. (thelmagazine.com: super accurate depiction of sex professional office life from porn-o-rama.com, via) -
#youarethere
Popshots Of The Week: Seeing Stars At The 2008 XRCO Awards
This year's XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) Awards were a departure from the genuinely directionless world of porn awards shows in that they started pretty close to when they should have and, halfway through, people were still sitting down to watch. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
But What They Really Want To Do Is Direct
Inspired by Jenna Jameson's role in "Zombie Strippers" (which opens this weekend), Premiere magazine takes a long and well-considered look at the history of porn stars in mainstream cinema from Linda Lovelace to Jenna Herself: "Whether any of these performers has a chance to graduate from porn window-dressing to 'real' roles remains (an) open question. As does, to be fair, whether all porn performers actually want mainstream acceptance. There's a big part of the industry that doesn't give it a second thought." (premiere.com) -
#video
Porn's Greatest Acting Moments: Because Everyone Loves Thespians
While we disagree with their assertion that it's impossible to be good at both acting and sex (though it's way too early in the week for us to try coming up with an example to refute it), we have to hand it to the folks at Uber for devoting their latest top ten video extravaganza to the Greatest Acting Performances In Porn History: not only did they manage to find (or sneak) a bunch of porn clips on YouTube, they also managed to narrow their selection down to only ten. Surely that deserves some sort of Special Achievement award in itself. More » -
#highereducation
Sex Week At Yale: Final Thoughts From An Alum
Sex therapist and sensual salon hostess Dr. Susan Block returned to her alma mater for last month's Sex Week at Yale and proceeded to write the definitive account you wont find in Porn Valley press releases, in which Ron Jeremy is revealed as a pawn of religious groups and Vivid director Paul Thomas is accused of misogyny by the future leaders of America. Block also recounts her own persecution over her use of the word "slutwear": "(S)ome of these well-meaning sisters seem bent on making life as difficult as possible for innocent sluts and the people who love us," she writes in her bonobo-laden travelogue. More » -
#dvd
"Breaking Into Porn": You Think It's Easy Banging Hot Chicks For A Living?
This one's for every guy who's ever watched Tommy Gunn piledriving some contract babe and thought, "Fuck, I could do that!": Porn veteran Jack Lawrence's "Breaking Into Porn" is a 4-disc (or ginormous download), 8 1/2-hour primer on everything you ever wanted to know — or not know — about how to become a male porn star. More » -
#pornstars
What do you think Ron Jeremy will stick in the cement when he gets honored as a "Legend of Erotica" next month in Vegas? Whatever it is, we're guessing you don't want to be there when it hardens. (xbiz.com) -
#pornstars
Even Ron Jeremy knows that if you want to make an omelet, you've got to break a few eggs ... and then fuck them! (xfanz.com) -
#pornstars
If you like this latest Ron Jeremy portrait, how do you think it compares to his pre-porn days headshot taken many, many years ago? Doesn't that guy just look destined to be a star? (thepunkguy.com) -
#pornstars
Exclusive: A Look At Michael Grecco's "Naked Ambition"
We were frothy with excitement about Michael Grecco's photo book "Naked Ambition" before it came out, but now that we've had it in our sweaty little hands, we can see it's even more pornfabulous than we'd hoped. Packed with many Fleshbot crushes and faves—and wholly unretouched—plus some very revealing commentary by producers and stars alike, it's like a big beautiful (and sometimes scary) porn snow globe in glossy color photos. Or perhaps, a nice time capsule? Even we noticed that some names andfacesboobs have changed since production. Check out an exclusive gallery of shots from the book below. More » -
#hardcore
DVD Review: "Not The Bradys XXX"
While director Will Ryder's much-hyped "Not The Bradys XXX" is not a porn parody the way "The Da Vinci Load" was in that it doesn't add anything new and only imagines familiar characters having sex, its attention to detail, faithfulness to a "Brady Bunch"-style storyline (but with cumshots!), and—most important for good porn—an instinct to not get in its own way, makes this movie a fun purchase.
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