Krissy Lynn, Zerah Jones, Cindy Hope and Mick Blue kick off the whortastic Olympics of sex, with the kind of fireworks that sear an indelible image into your eyes. Yeah, it's that good kind of burn. Any single one of these girls on their own would be enough – much less the unholy trio – to drain an average man's nuts in sixty seconds. Mick Blue is like the new God of Fuck.

Rio Valentine and Manuel Ferrara are up next, turning in one amazingly juicy scene. Bodily fluids flow liberally throughout, while the french stud cranks one ear piercing orgasm after another rom Rio's deep throat. She is more beautiful, and talented, than any opera singer we have ever met.

Brynn Tyler, Piper Fontaine share a moment of ineffable Sapphic bliss before Rio makes a "cumback," riding the ever ready rod of pretty boy Derick Pierce like a jockey going for the blue ribbon in the Kentucky Derby. Then sexy bitch Jayden James, who has completely won our hearts over with her luscious curves her irresistable ass, her indefatigable rack, goes wild on Manuel Ferrara. Joy juice spurts in ample measure as he treats her to the kind of proper cunt smashing that only a seasoned whore could bear. Truly anything less would be uncivilized.

Madison Parker rounds it all out by taking Mick Blue for a ride - grinding her hot twat all over his crotch until his hard cock is way up into her lunch. She gulps down his piping fresh load with the zeal of a retired street walker. We couldn't be happier—or prouder.

"Whore It Up" releases from Robby D & Digital Playground next week. Now enjoy a small sample of the goods, graciously provided courtesy of Digital—and behave.

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Robby D's Hand Held Pictures, his Digital Playground imprint, brings us this amazing title—which he refers to simply as a "fuck flick." But we all know that when Robby sets his mind to making hot porn, it's far from simple, or just your run of the mill fuck flick. 10 out of 10 times he hits the mark, and hits it hard, with a huge dick in a hot cunt or ass, buried balls deep to the hilt! "Push 2 Play" covers all that ground...and more.

For starters, there's Alanah Rae, who looks like the porno version of Amanda Bynes. With the face of a beautiful angel and the relentless body of a sex goddess, it's no wonder that she gets a lot of attention. Lucky for us, she's also a fiend for cock, taking James Deen's scary appendage deep up into her sweet twat after happily choking on it to get it up to full size. We swear, we fall more in love with this girl with every passing day.

Then, of course, there's the blistering fucking Scott Nails gives to luscious Alexis Texas, followed by Bridgette B devouring the ample tool of stud Tommy Gunn, and finally, sexy Crista Moore getting taken apart hard by cunt hungry foreigner Mick Blue.

In the end, we've got to give it to our girl Kagney Linn Karter, who couples up with Scott Nails. With near cartoonish curves that drive us wild, that young girl moan, and a ravenous appetite for oversized cock in all of her holes, Kagney Linn Karter continues to amaze us. While we have yet to see a tepid scene out of this sultry sex princess, she seems to shine brighter for Robby, with Scott's nail driven deep into her gorgeous pink bubble gum cunt while she bounces up and down and hot nectar drools down the insides of her trembling thighs.

"Push 2 Play" releases next week from Robby D's Hand Held Pictures and Digital Playground. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground. Enjoy! We sure did :)

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Alexis Texas, Kelly Divine, Andi Anderson, Mackenzee Pierce and Olga Cabaeva each get a turn to show off their succulent cock hungry sphincters in the high-end gonzo before gobbling up dick in each and every juicy orifice.

Stand out performances include watching beautiful Kelly Divine take a hard helping of Mick Blue's infamous tool up her backside as well as Mackenzee Pierce's double dick down at the mercy of Scott Nails and James Deen.

We're not even sure we have words for what we saw Scott Nails do to Alexis Texas in this movie. Ineffable beauty, pure sexual, nut draining poetry just falls somehow short of properly conveying it. See if you can come up with something better.

"Asslicious" releases from Digital Playground on November 17—but you can check out our exclusive gallery right here and now if you like that sort of thing. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground so try to behave yourselves. Oh, and for safety's sake you might just want to cover your keyboard in plastic wrap before you start. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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With so many rumors swirling around her relationship status with Manson and her status with Digital Playground—not to mention that pubic hair thing—it's easy to forget what's important about our relationship with Stoya. Not to put too fine a point on it, we simply adore her. Over the short period of time we've known her, she has absolutely won us over with one incendiary performance after another. Robby D helps reminds us of what's important as we watch her amazing scenes. The rest is just fodder for blogs and wanna-be gossip sites, as well as endless flames wars on boards we've never heard of before they showed up on a Google search with her name attached to it.

The bottom line is that Stoya is one of the most beautiful women we've ever had the pleasure to meet in real life, and that, for better or worse, we can't stop watching her have sex on camera. The possibility that these may be some of her last ever "on-screen" performances only makes us appreciate them all that much more. We are grateful that a true master like Robby D is there to capture them and not some amateur.

Joining the nacre beauty is a new and improved Jenna Presley (with ta-dow mega double D new titty action), Bridgette B, and Mason Moore. It's good to see sexy young nympho Jenna back in action after a lengthy absence during which she refused to have sex with guys. Looks like the short, curvy beauty is making up for lost time. Her complete devotion to the cock she's worshiping in this scene reminds us of her 1st year in the business. Is it selfish on our part that we hope she never falls in love again?

"A Taste of Stoya" comes out next week. All images are the property of Digital Playground so play nice or you will pay the price. Don't say we didn't warn you. Love and miss you, Stoya Shine!

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He's gone and taken the five hottest scenes he's ever shot of these girls and put them in one volume of his Handheld Pictures for Digital Playground, pitting them against each other in a head on collision of sticky goodness—winner fucks all style.

An epic battle of these proportions is too much for a single human mind to comprehend. It's bigger than Godzilla versus King Kong, bigger than Bear versus Shark, bigger than AVN versus XBIZ.

How can we be expected to choose between two of our favorite pint sized starlets when we just about lose our minds every time we see either of them hard at work? Both girls easily win our hearts over the minute they slink out of their clothes and onto a throbbing prick. Teagan is a dream with a juicy cock in her tiny mouth and pixie porn princess Jenna Haze leaves us with a longing ache bent over and crammed full of a cock meat. If anything the girls are like two sides of a sexy coin, both equally sexy, both equally capable of blowing our minds.

Luckily for us (and you) we don't have to pick one.

"Teagan vs Jenna" comes out next week from Handheld Pictures and Digital Playground. Consider us your pornographic Switzerland.

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Remember the "slambooks" you kept in high school? The trailer for this film kinda reads like one, but with way more fucking. Really, nothing we say can do justice to how cool this release looks. You'll have to watch the trailer for yourself.

p.s. Is it just us, or does Evan Stone always look like he's about to start laughing when he's not pounding the bejeezus out of one of someone's holes? Aw, he's so cool.

p.p.s. Can we have this dvd, like, now?

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But Chase Evans, Priya Rai, Kristina Rose, Carmel Moore, and Jenny Hendrix manage to live up to their predecessors with the age-old recipe of filth, filth, and more filth. The latest Robby D Mess features boy/boy/girl, butt sex, choking, facials, copious amounts of lube—and, regrettably, a bit of ass to pussy to mouth action (at least we now know what they mean by that "don't try this at home" disclaimer).

There is so much filth, in fact, that there's barely room for any plot: Priya Rai is a hooker tending to Tommy Gunn's needs, and Carmel Moore is naughty wife who gets to screw her husband's best friend (and her husband, too, at the same time!). Beyond that, however, it's just straight up sex: but really, do you need more?

Viewers with a whole lot of lust, but very little time, will be pleased to know that the special features include a, ahem, cum shot compendium. Because sometimes, you need a shot of cum to really start the day off right.

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Lucky for us, Robby D thought ahead, anticipating our terrible post cucaracha mood of biting uncertainty and queasiness by cuing up the pan flutes to go along with the soothing sights of Asian goddesses Jandi Lin, Maya Hills, Priva, Shay Jordan, and Bella Ling taking mythical servings of rigid ivory pole up into their soft pink steaming insides. It's like Kane in Kung Fu, only better, because it shows Jandi Lin getting drilled hard by Scott Nails!

Once again, Robby—er, we mean "Jack"—does everything just right, elevating what could easily be a mediocre release into a classic that will delight fans for years to come. If only we could clone him. (Seriously, there ought to be a school where people go to learn to shoot porn, and he would be the Head Master or something. Chuck Norris would be the school mascot.)

"Jack's Asian Adventures 3" comes out today, so you better run out and get it—unless you want Chuck Norris and Robby D showing up to your house and taking a bath...a blood bath, that is. When you finally stop shaking in your panties, check out these snaps.

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This goes doubly so when they fall under his "Hand Held" label, which we have come to realize means not only that he has more influence on them as the owner, but also that they seem to carry far harder fare than his other titles from the couples friendly Digital Playground team.

Take, for example, his latest amazing effort, "Sticky Sweet 2," starring the lovely and talented Angelina Valentine, Codi Carmichael, Jenna Presley, Nikki Benz, and succulent Jenaveve Jolie. This highly anticipated sequel to the wildly popular first offering quickly picks up speed with a BDSM edge as cougarriffic predatory Nikki Benz literally dominates two hard and handy studs before devouring their rigid over inflated man meat into her tiny pink holes of wonder. Not a bad start to any movie—much less one with technical flair, proper lighting, and excellent camera work.

Snatch forward to sweet, still young, but freshly surgically altered Jenna Presley, who looks better than ever with her succulent ass and snatch glistening like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow in the run up to full throttle fucking tease. We're not sure where she's been hiding, but we can tell you without reservation that we are thrilled stiff to have her back in action. Few new starlets can compare to her—and few male performers can contend with the raw fury of her sexual desire when this little slut gets her engine running. Robby does an amazing job coaching her back into the saddle, and then capturing her incendiary performance.

Last but not least, it's always great to see delicious brown skinned cutie Jenaveve get crazy on cock. Check the snap of her bent up doggy with a high hard on drilled into her stretch sideways smile. If that doesn't brighten up your day, well, we're not sure what will.

"Sticky Sweet 2" releases next week from Digital Playground, who would like to remind you that all your porn are belong to us. Don't mess with their snaps or they will devour your soul.

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That's where this delightful Digital Playground series comes in, exploring the comic (and sometimes tragic) pitfalls of commercial pornography. From the flaking girls to those that don't know the limitations of their own bodies, award winning Director Robby D. spins pure gold from the average situational conflicts that arise daily in the process of transforming a consumer into a director, and a horny slut (by which we mean "girl with no moral hang ups") into a pornographic superstar. They don't all start out like Sasha Grey or Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya, you know! Many (if not most) of the ladies of porn need serious training up to go from amateur to Jenna Haze.

While some critics have already dubbed this installment of "My First Porn" as the "former contract performer" edition—due to hotties Sophia Santi, Adrianna Lynn, and Shay Jordan all starring as leads—we'd like to think of it more as the "fucking hot as motherfucking hell" edition—for pretty much the same reasons.

We don't ask for much, really, and yet somehow the good people over at Digital Playground seem to surprise and amaze us nearly every time. If we have one tiny little grouse, it might be that aside from red delight Kiki (don't even get us started on how incendiary we think she is), most of these girls, including Fleshbot Crush Object Shawna Lenee, aren't really all that "new" to this. Still, all anomalies, anachronisms, and alliteration aside, that knowledge does little to distract from the overall prurient quality of the release. We remained rigidly spellbound throughout... and our guess is that you will too.

"My First Porn 11" releases today from Digital Playground. They own these pix so watch yourself—all rights are reserved, home slice!

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This post would be far more apropos were it intended as an obituary—a tribute far more befitting this less than stellar journey into the heart of a bad niche than an actual review. In words most akin to prolific transgressive writer Chuck Palahniuk, I am Jack's dead cliché.

Starring Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, Honey Dejour, Savannah Gold, and the ever eager Claire Dames, "Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" cums charging out the gate with the kind of commitment to excellence we've grown to expect from Digital Playground directors... then morphs midway through from a Lamborghini to a Pinto.

Trust us when we tell you that the problem isn't lack of ability—it's the cast!

Clearly they blew the budget of this “Robby D Excuse” on top heavy platinum blonde uberhotties Gina Lynn & Nikki Benz, then filled in the title with a bevy of lesser known newbies with big mounds of tit meat, each more hapless than the rest.

If anything, we're glad to see a less than fully magnificent release from Digital Playground, if only because it pointedly reminds us of just how amazing their movies generally are. Diehard fans of Gina Lynn will enjoy seeing her get wrecked on the merciless tool of Scott Nails. Likewise, those enamored of temperamental beauty Nikki Benz will undoubtedly be more than satisfied to see her transformed from untouchable diva to insatiable cock slave through the talents of seasoned professional and full time smut manufacturer Robby D, via his alter ego Jack.

The rest of the release operates largely as filler—to be blunt about it. That's okay man. We still love you.

"Jack's Big Tit Show Volume 8" will be available to rent this week from Digital Playground.

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For this, the eleventh installment of his "Deeper" series, Mr. D. has assembled a stellar ensemble to give Stoya her due, and then some: Memphis Monroe, Adriana Neveah, Alexis Luv, Hannah West, and dirty girl Annette Schwarz. The small slice of heaven spelled backwards who goes by the name of Adriana (yes, it took us a while to figure it out too) puts in a special effort to stand apart from the pack—but in the end, this is Stoya's vehicle all the way. There's a reason why she's such an inspiration to us all, you know.

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While the disc is worth peeping for that footage of the Casper-skinned Stoya getting “romanced” in every available orifice alone, it's filled with the customary zest (we did call it "zesty", right?) that's become a hallmark of the entire "My First Porn" series. So even if some of the starlets aren't technically making their porn debuts here, at least they're fucking like it's their first time in front of the camera ... and isn't that the whole point anyway?

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Returning this week for its eighth installment, the latest production of "Jack's Big Ass Show" stars callipygian wonders Nikara, Adriana Nicole, Teagan Presley, Misti Love, and Alexis Texas shaking their money makers to spectacular effect. See why eight is enough to fill our lives with enough ass love to last us for a while (or at least until volume 9) in our "JBAS8" preview gallery below.

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As anyone who's even remotely familiar with the series is aware, "Jack's Teen America" is a special place whose imprecise and sublime geography exists solely within the hearts of perverts worldwide—including that of director Robby D., whose catalogue at this point has grown to encompass a wide range of "experiences". Still, patriots that we are, his "Teen America" remains our favorite by far.

The latest "JTA" stars Tricia Oaks, Rebecca Linares, Renae Cruz, Lacie Heart, and Poppy Morgan, all of whom are convincing enough "teens" although we suspect that at least one or two of them might have seen the end of their second decade come and go already. But don't ask questions; "Teen America" is a geography of the mind.

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· "Jack's Teen America 21" (DVD info & trailer @ digitalplayground.com)

This week, Hand Held Pictures is releasing the third installment of "Ass Addiction" featuring the plump, greased up charms of Lacey Maguire, Kristina Rose, Aubrey Addams, Jenny Hendrix (bestill our throbbing ... uh, hearts!), and Alexis Texas, along with a bonus scene with Brianna Love. Alas, the mailman seems to have boosted our copy again — not that we can blame him — but judging from the pics in this gallery we were sent, it looks like Robby D. has managed to stay one step ahead of the competition once again. Or behind, as the case may be.

(All images courtesy Digitalplayground.com)

· "Ass Addiction 3" (DVD info and trailer @ store.digitalplayground.com)