The Couches of Europe: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5"

On squeaky European beds, Europeans with better haircuts than us fuck other Europeans with better cheekbones than us in Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5." While Groucho Marx avoided joining any club that would have him as a member, well, you finish that sentence because I have to pawn all this IKEA furniture and take advantage of those super-low fares to Europia. More »

Kimberly Kane Hits "The Sweet Spot"

DCypher reports: Shot back in porn's last golden age (= about four months ago) when it was acceptable to use tons of hot naked chicks to get your point across instead of things like dialogue, "The Sweet Spot" has a story line thinner than your average porn star's thong underwear: a series of wispy, haiku-esque threads narrated by Kimberly Kane as a sex club owner. Proving that sometimes less does indeed mean more, that translates into more time for smoldering teases by Lux Cassidy, Justine Joli, and Carli Banks and a lot more hot sex. More »