• hardcore

    The Couches of Europe: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5"

    On squeaky European beds, Europeans with better haircuts than us fuck other Europeans with better cheekbones than us in Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5." While Groucho Marx avoided joining any club that would have him as a member, well, you finish that sentence because I have to pawn all this IKEA furniture and take advantage of those super-low fares to Europia. More »
    07/16/08
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    Comment by Where The Mild Things Are: @SummerAnthem: Or wait - I guess "pornistential" is better conveyed as "XXXistential". more » | Other threads

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    Kirsten Price And Power Tools: A Look Back

    Since we once attempted to varnish the Fleshbot coffeetable over Memorial Day weekend, we dusted off the ancient (2005!) "Strapon Toyz" to get in the mood for some home improvement. Even more intriguing than the power drill-powered vibrators was the fact that several of these sturdy pornstresses have bucked tradition and are still making movies three years later. More »
    05/23/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: You want jumpsuits? On this, the Memorial Day weekend, quietly swap out some open-cockpit racer's pit-crew for a band of... more » | Other threads

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    Kimberly Kane Hits "The Sweet Spot"

    DCypher reports: Shot back in porn's last golden age (= about four months ago) when it was acceptable to use tons of hot naked chicks to get your point across instead of things like dialogue, "The Sweet Spot" has a story line thinner than your average porn star's thong underwear: a series of wispy, haiku-esque threads narrated by Kimberly Kane as a sex club owner. Proving that sometimes less does indeed mean more, that translates into more time for smoldering teases by Lux Cassidy, Justine Joli, and Carli Banks and a lot more hot sex. More »
    01/03/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @tazo: Maybe it was a sex-club. Maybe it was a klavern. more » | Other threads

  • flesh flicks

    Poolside With Rita Faltoyano

    We've been running into Rita Faltoyano a lot lately (er, virtually speaking unfortunately) and we've noticed an interesting trend in her various video appearances: Almost every scene that she's in somehow involves a pool. Is there something about large bodies of chlorinated water that makes her particularly horny? And does it only work near pools, or do lakes, oceans, rivers, and/or tidal estuaries get the same results? We've been studying this clip for hours and we still haven't unlocked any clues to her water-borne fixation, but we're going to keep on looking until one of us goes off the deep end. More »
    10/05/07
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    Comment by pornvoorniks: Wow, I hope you find much more of her at the poolside or anywhere else! Greetz JusT[www.pornvoorniks.nl] more » | Other threads

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