We all know we should do our Kegel exercises regularly, but do we? For me, Kegels have always been like vitamins. I know they’re good for me and that doing them daily would probably pay off in the long run. But for some reason, I always seem to have trouble fitting them into my busy schedule of ... you know, trying out sex toys.

Lelo advertises Luna Beads as a “combined pleasure / fitness system for the circum vaginal and pelvic floor muscles.” Translation: a really easy way to do Kegels—and one that will, ideally, feel pretty fucking awesome while you work out. Given the chance to effortlessly strengthen my pubococcygeus (PC) muscle while getting some pleasure in the process? Yeah, you could say I was interested.

Dual action vibrators have been all the rage ever since "Sex and the City" took a liking to the Rabbit Pearl—and for some women, they’re pretty much seen as the ultimate in sex toys, the only vibrator they'll ever need.

I’m not one of those women. For some reason, rabbit vibes have never appealed to me. Maybe it’s the fact that most of them are made of scary things like jelly rubber; maybe it’s the fact that I shy away from trendy toys; or maybe it’s just that damn little rabbit. Whatever the cause, I’ve haven’t ever felt very rabbit-curious. But when presented with a dual action vibe that’s made of silicone and doesn’t have a cutesey little animal face staring up at me ... well, now I'm curious.

Madison Young's about to get married to Selina Raven, and she couldn't be happier. But there's just one little problem: she's having a little bit of trouble with that whole monogamy thing, especially when Ariel X is in the picture (a dilemma we can definitely understand). Lucky for us, Madison's little indiscretions are pretty darn hot to watch: during a wild bachelorette party lap dance and a church pew make out session after the rehearsal dinner, Madison and Ariel leave no stone unturned, with foot worship, rope bondage, strap on sex, and anal play all on the menu.

Read more about Blowfish Video's new "Bride Of Sin" after the jump.

The Jollie is a big dildo. Not Rascal Doubleteamer big, mind you; but with a 6 inch circumference at its widest, the Jollie is no shrinking violet. (It is, of course, violet, but really now — what did you expect?)

Those with braver souls (or more elastic pudenda) than myself may find themselves able to insert the Jollie with little to no prep work. I, however, required a lot of lube, at least one orgasm, and, ideally, a bit of starter penetration prior to working the Jollie inside my girlyparts. But once ensconced therein, the Jollie made it clear that all that prep had been well worth it: with its unique design it is, shall we say, a dildo like no other.

I've never really understood the need to buy a set of nipple clamps: why pay for something you can get for virtually free? Plain old clothespins may not be intended for nipple stimulation, but they still do the job extremely well. But even though they're nice and pinchy, clothespins don't vibrate. Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps, on the other hand, vibrate quite hard ... and that feature alone was enough to make me consider paying for them.

I was skeptical the first time I saw the GPilot ... and maybe a bit scared. Despite its claims of increasing pleasure and causing ladies to squirt, the small piece of plastic—which resembles nothing so much as a penis shoehorn—seemed far more likely to cause me pain (and maybe even break my partner's penis). And the product's disclaimer, warning that I used the GPilot at my own risk, didn't help matters much.

But despite my misgivings, I was determined to try the GPilot: the packaging did say (in bigger letters, above the scary disclaimer) that the product had been tested by science. And I trust science.

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Odyssey Tickles More Than Just Your Fancy

Red-haired Madison Young tells white lies in purple rooms. Why? Because she loves too much; she is too eager to please. Always going the extra mile in her stripper duties, Young fibs to favorite customer (Daniel) when he asks her to go to an SM party with him after her shift.

"I'm also a professional dominatrix," she lies.

This is the cloud that hangs over "Undone"; will Young's fib be found out?

I must admit, I approached the Pfun Plug with a mild amount of trepidation. After all, it's a toy specifically designed to stimulate the prostate—a body part which, being a girl, I conspicuously lack. But as an avid anal enthusiast, I have a hard time saying no to any butt toy, so I gamely decided to see if what's good for the gander might also be good for the goose.

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Iris Is All Grown Up

We've been itching for a chance to peek inside the members' section of Zivity ever since we heard about their $7 million in funding, since nothing gets us more worked up than a throbbing, swollen seven figure price tag. Okay, actually we've been itching for a chance to peek inside since we heard that there would be naked models there too ... but all that cold hard capital made things all the more intriguing. Just what kind of porn site can you make with $7 million anyway? What kind of masturbatory wonders does that kind of money buy?

Well, eight months after it first started making headlines we finally managed to score an invite to the Zivity beta site, and now we can tell you: not very much.

As with so many things in life, a good lube can be hard to find ... especially if you're looking for a lube that's able to multitask. Some of the best lubes for butt sex can leave your lady parts less than happy, and a great handjob lube might not seem so great once you've switched to oral action. And let's not even get started on the complications that arise when you bring silicone toys into the mix.

Flying High With "The Beast In Space"

Choosing the right toy to purchase is never an easy decision, especially when you're fapping on a budget: the best toys tend to run over a hundred dollars a pop, and those that come at bargain prices ... well, you usually get what you pay for. Charming though the Hammering Hook may be, sometimes it's nice to have a toy with a little more class. (Not to mention one that won't give you cancer.) So what's a horny gal with a limited income to do, aside from a plain old date with Miss Michigan?

Consider checking out the B Swish line of toys. A company dedicated to making quality toys accessible to a broad audience, B Swish offers three excellent options that won't break the bank: the Bgee (a slim gspotter vibe), the Bgood (a slimline-style vibe), and the Bnaughty (an egg vibe). Since I'm nothing if not naughty — and like a good egg vibe — I grabbed a Bnaughty and took it for a test drive.

When you spend a lot of time in the company of vibrators, they can all start to run together in your mind (not to mention in your toy box): as long as it gets you off, one is as good as another ... right? But then you chance upon a vibrator so well designed, so stylish, that it blows the others away. Ladies and gentlemen — but mostly ladies — allow us to introduce you to the Gigi: stylish, sweet, and fun to get off with, this vibe wins the coveted Fleshbot Fave award. (For this week, at least.)

Maybe you're like me and thought "Runaway" was a Night Ranger song and had to be reminded that it was Bon Jovi who sang about how daddy's girl learned fast all the things he couldn't say.

But I don't think Daisy Tanks has parents; I think she sprang fully pierced from the ground.

Read our review of the punk rock document "Little Runaway 2" after the gap.