But wait, what's that you say? How has Ruby set a record with a mere 45 men when Sabrina Deep banged 77 men a few years back? Well, do keep in mind that Ruby was trying to set the UK record, not the world record, which lowers the bar considerably (especially given that no one in the UK had ever attempted to set such a record before).

But enough with the quibbling over details: the important thing is that Ruby banged a whole lot of dudes, and Red Hot TV will be making the epic fuckfest available on TV November 27 and 28. We've got our fingers crossed that they release a DVD edition for all of us overseas types—we know quite a few people who'd enjoy getting Ruby's adventure as a stocking stuffer this Christmas.

· Red Hot TV (redhottvnow.co.uk)

It's nicer than an alarm clock, healthier than a cup of coffee, and more fulfilling than the newspaper.

· Buy "Friends and Lovers" (gamelink.com)

Hot redhead Valentina Tsepanou topless in Max Greece (nsfwpoa.com)
Hot redhead Valentina Tsepanou topless in Max Greece (nsfwpoa.com)
Hot redhead Valentina Tsepanou topless in Max Greece (nsfwpoa.com)
Hot redhead Valentina Tsepanou topless in Max Greece (nsfwpoa.com)
Hot redhead Valentina Tsepanou topless in Max Greece (nsfwpoa.com)

And not just boys named Dane Cross! According to a post in the Naughty America forums—made by NA's Executive Producer herself—Faye's decided to do B/G with a select list of boys. At present, we don't have access to that list...but here are some of the boys we hope make the cut:

James Deen. Say what you will about his ubiquity: he's a talented performer—and a handsome man, to boot—and we hear many good things about his skills from the ladies in the know. (Also, seriously, if he's good enough for Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel, he's good enough for Faye.)

Tyler Knight. We've been in love with Tyler since Vena Virago's "East Side Story"—and frankly, we feel he's a sadly underused performer. If he made Faye's select list of boys, perhaps we'd see more of him (hey, it seems to have worked for Dane Cross).

Keni Styles. This one should come as no surprise: we're gunning for every female performer to have a chance with Keni. (Yay Asian men!)

Evan Stone. Evan makes us laugh, has fun with his scenes, and—best of all—has a hot body and a nice cock. What more could a girl want from a co-star?

So, those are our picks—who would you like to see on Faye's list?

UPDATE: We've received some word from Faye about who her picks are.

· Faye's Official Website (playwithfaye.com)
· Faye Reagan NA Forum Thread (naughtyamerica.com, thanks hodayathink!)
· Thumbnail from Matt's Models (freeassbabes.com, via Ask Jolene)

In fact, the combination is so potent, we're a bit surprised it's even legal. Though if anyone ever decides to outlaw this simple pleasure, well—that's the day we move to Canada, damn it.

· dirty nasty ginger teen fucks herself with a toothbrush (xtube.com)

Yuhmm has an interview with this gorgeous girl, which we definitely recommend reading... though if you find yourself too distracted by the images to actually read what Angela has to say, well, we can't say we blame you.

· Angela Ryan: Fiery and Delicious (yuhmm.com)

We've just learned that Faye will be the first ever "LittleMutt Star"—which, yes, means that there'll be a whole lot more Faye on LittleMutt (though she'll continue to perform for productions across the industry). In addition, LittleMutt will help set up Faye's official website (keep an eye out for PlayWithFaye.com!), and the two will work together to promote each other.

We for one, couldn't be happier about this announcement... especially since our friends at LittleMutt have given us a raging hot gallery of Faye to help celebrate this happy occasion. Everyone's a winner today!

· LittleMutt (littlemutt.com)

I can't imagine director Ernest Greene doing anything that doesn't involve the fleshly transfer of power. McDonald's drive-through? "McFloggets, please." At the dry cleaners? "Extra wire hangers, please." At church? "More nails."

That is why his "Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day" (he didn't direct the original) for Adam & Eve somehow involves Justine Joli being trussed like a delightful, wriggling roast sylph by the imperious and near-translucent Claire Adams.

That is why the sturdy and yelly secretarial student Mika Tan is ground by and grinds in turn the likes of Marco Banderas and Chris Cannon, nearly ruining a suite of office furniture in the process.

That is why Kayden Kross must take dictation to the beat of harsh swats from a riding crop.

The movie will be released—as if from restraints—some time this summer. I attended the filming and, since I have memories that will last a lifetime (and because I'll get it for free), won't need to buy the movie. But you really should.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

They say that admitting you have "a little problem" is the first step to recovery, but in this case it's just the tip of the iceberg. Let's just say that we have absolutely no will power when it comes to real redheads, that they're like our kryptonite, with their milky befreckled skin and luscious fiery locks, and that the nacre shimmer that surrounds them like silky moonlight is more enchanting than the most potent witch's brew imaginable. When they screw, their hungry moans lyrically weave together into a seamless tapestry of entrancement, ensnaring our senses in their mindnumbing siren song. Oh, you think we're kidding? Yeah, right. Have you ever watched Faye Reagan getting fucked hard?

New Sensations is the devil. Their latest release stars Kylie Ireland, Dani Woodward, Riley Shy, Katja Kassin, Faye Reagan, Marie McCray, Scarlett Fay, Kiki Vidis, Leighlani Red, Dani Jensen, Jayme Langford, and Brittany O'Connell—or in other words, just about every single hot redheaded porn star we ever wanted to screw. With twelve full scenes on a special 2 disc collector's set, running nearly five (count 'em five!) full hours, there's really only one question we have to ask: are they trying to kill us?

"I Love Redheads" ships out today (just in time for St. Paddy's!). Please let us know if you see Fleshbot contributor & fire pie addict DCypher. After sharing his thoughts on these mystifying, magical redheads, he's disappeared once again.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

And given the sheer beauty of Irish (and part Irish) girls, we find that that one thing alone is enough to counter all the drunken, nasty pinchiness. We'd gladly down pint after pint of green beer if it meant the chance to share a shamrock shake with one of these lovelies (okay, make that two things we like about St. Patrick's Day).

Claire Tully

Austin O'Reilly (nsgalleries.com)

Kylie Ireland

Faye Reagan

Kendra Jade (freeones.com)

Allison Wyte (juggsdivine.com)

Dawn Phoenix (xfreehosting.com)

Eva Angelina (premiumpass.com)

Melissa Ashley (xxxspacegirls.us)

Vicky Powell (clubcassidey.com)

Baby Sinead

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

If you'd like to relive our evening, just acquire a six pack at your local bodega and fire up the TV. If, however, you'd like to aim for a sexier evening, you can do like this girl did, and find two random men to insert their penises into your various orifices. Or, if that's a bit too risque for you, just watch this video (the video reenactment of our evening will be on YouTube shortly).

· Wild drunk redhead in anal threesome (pornhub.com)

The chipper and zippy porn vignette movie "MILF Date 3" features Caulfield as an aficionado of "bulgie-eyed dogs" and an artisan of acrylic jewelry reproductions who doesn't have to try very hard to seduce Anthony Rosano.

The 5'11" Caulfield might easily be mistaken for the equally amicable testarossa Audrey Hollander, but I like that I live in a world where both can co-exist peacefully. All Caulfield's parts are sexy, but they are made exponentially more delightful by her smile.

With scant movies and Internet scenes to her name, Caulfield might get lost in the MILF flood, which would be a shame.

But not as big a shame as the fact that Eddie Powell's excellent little feel-good movie isn't about milves at all, but cougars.

We will not sleep until this terminological inexactitude is made right. (We don't sleep anyway.)

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· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy "MILF Date 3" (gamelink.com)