Bree's Anal Invasion

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Bree Olson, Missy Stone, Andi Anderson, Kristina Rose, Rebeca Linares, James Deen, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, Danny Mountain

Bree Olson, Supreme Commandress of this ass-hungry quintet of space ladies, kicks things off with a visit to the home of Mick Blue. Wielding a large machine gun yet remaining totally silent, Bree still manages to convey her desires - and thank goodness for that. Once the ass-play begins Bree sheds the silent treatment, imploring Mick for a taste of cock then coaxing him directly into an anal plunging.

Next comes Kristina Rose, who comes... and comes... with the help of Tommy Gunn. In this scene there are plenty of fullscreen close-ups - giving us eyefuls of quivering, dripping cock, cunt, and ass. Following is Andi Anderson, who, together with James Deen, displays some rousing couch acrobatics... with enough dirty talk and cum to both impress and satisfy. The beautiful Rebeca Linares, paired with Evan Stone, and Missy Stone with Danny Mountain complete the lineup, bringing us in at just over two hours of solid ass-lovin'.

Described as a "campy, outer-space sex comedy," Bree's Anal Invasion doesn't disappoint... If you're into anal in abundance, this flick's for you. And with an extensive bonus features section offering up goods such as a bonus sex scene (showcasing Dan Silver's "Beautiful Anal Divas 2"), a photo gallery, interviews, outtakes, and an intriguing look behind the scenes, there's enough here to keep anyone happily occupied for hours. Another winning combination for Andre Madness and the relentless Bree Olson.

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There's a popular saying in some parts for a young girl who's freshly legal to fuck, ripe and ready, with that excited look in her young eyes, ready to transformed into a little lady—that's farm fresh.

3rd Degree director extraordinaire Danny Case hipped the world to this unique slang for tight, sexy twat, juicer than juice box, popping hot and fresh all down your legs when you run delirious all up in it. Now he's bringing you the sequel, and, from the way these girls sound, it's the season's true "squeakquel," and far more entertaining than being locked up at a kid's movie listening to chipmunks scream for two hours.

Hot ass Rebeca Linares kicks off the festivities, setting one hell of an example for the rest of these little ladies. Nesty, Valeska Mala, Dani Jensen, Ashlyn Rae, and Aleska show us what they know. With cream pies, hard anal, double penetration, and full blown filth we feel safe saying these ladies are hog wild. We also feel confident the sample they sent over pretty much covers any questions you might have. Pardon us while we head of to grab a couple cups of eggnog.

"Farm Fresh 2" will be out any time now. Keep your eyes peeled and a bottle of extra peppermint lube ready just in case. Our ears (and genitals) are still ringing.

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Perhaps having a calendar in PDF form isn't really convenient, since you have to then print out the individual pages—on high quality printing paper, no less—and tack them to your wall. And it'd be silly to just leave it on your computer: they also serve as calendars. Maybe we should put it this way: here's a free PDF of Black Angelika, Aletta Ocean, Angel Dark, Sasha Grey, Tori Black, and other glamorous females alongside the various months of the year.

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We're not sure where the whole oil phenomenon started in the first place, but that hasn't stopped us from immensely enjoying it.

Ann Marie Rios kicks off the sequel with a compelling lather up scene that leaves us mesmerized, followed by getting pound in her oil slicked hole.

Charley Chase and Chayse Evans pick it up from there. Watching all that hot titty action covered in sweet oil made us believe we were about to bear witness to some major Sapphic bliss. That's when the second act plot twist kicked in, with some random penis jumping in the mix and banging both these girls until they moaned like the filthy whores that they are. We were particularly impressed with the hearty two girl pop our anonymous friend left on their kissers when he was done.

By the time Asa Akira started getting fucked or Rebecca Linares took on two guys in a smoking hot double penetration scene or Shyla Stylez devoured her man (the way Kathleen Turner devours Evan Handler on Californication), we were already so cunt drunk on top shelf snatch that we could barely see straight.

All in all, "Oil Spills 2" is nothing but a party, a sexy party that you won't want to miss. It's out now from Diabolic. Check out this sampling of dripping goodness they sent over, and let us know what you think.

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The Dark Side of Marco Banderas 3

Studio: Mercenary
Director: Marco Banderas
Cast: Marco Banderas, Lexington Steele, Annette Schwarz, Jada Fire, Pinky, Sienna West, Mya Luanna, Alanah Rae, Diana Doll, Rebeca Linares

Not only is Marco Banderas one of the nicest guys in porn, but he also has great teeth. So his "Dark Side" movies give the false impression that, because the sex is nasty, its perpetrators are, too.

But Banderas, like cohort Lexington Steele and a few others (Steve Holmes comes to mind) really comes across Annette Schwarz's face as grateful rather than "dark" in this series of vignettes featuring things like a dream sequence with Rebeca Linares and Alanah Rae (you see, they're selling cookies) and a glorious romp with Annette Schwarz in which the German uberfrau seems to inhale Banderas.

Then there are scenes with the unabashedly bootylicious Pinky and the exquisite Jada Fire as well as zaftig landmadel Katja Kassin and Mya Luanna, who answer the door to find Banderas in a towel speaking Spanish. It almost seems like a couples' movie if there weren't so much assfucking.

(NB: Plenty of couples I know assfuck on a regular basis, but they don't watch porn.)

Banderas seems genuinely happy to be amongst this bevy of hippy hotties, and there is no dark side evident whatsoever. So you'll have to oblige the title even if there's never a dark moment.

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The full trailer is an astonishing eleven minutes long—seriously, Elegant Angel trailers are more like short films—but we've clipped the first few minutes for you to watch here, in the comfort of your Fleshbot home. If you find it whets your appetite for more, mosey on over to Elegant Angel's blog (link below) for the full filthy experience.

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"30 Rock - A XXX Parody" is not an unparalleled success, but it's not a disaster, either: in the spectrum of porno parodies, it falls squarely in the middle. There's a lot that's good about the release, but there are also several areas in which in falls flat—and though it certainly gets the vibe of the show, one doesn't come to the, ahem, climax feeling as those we've just watched an episode of "30 Rock"—but with sex!

First and foremost, the release packs a serious punch with some all-star sex scenes. Really, who among you would turn down the opportunity to watch Lisa Ann take on James Deen? Or—bless our souls—Erik Everhard teaming up with Rebeca Linares and Lana Violet...at the same time? Or Ashlynn Brooke doing anything? The sheer quality of performers included in this release is a wonder to behold—but really, that's only to be expected.

Secondly, the plot—and set ups—are reasonably "30 Rock"-esque. Seeking to improve ratings on "The Chic Show," Jake decides the sketches need to be sexed up (an idea inspired by sex with his girlfriend Alicia). Frustrated by Trey's limelight-hogging, Jenny tries to convince writer Fred to feature her in a really good sketch (and by convince, we mean seduce). Peter fantasizes about the scantily-clad Cherry. Liz falls, once more, for her loser ex-boyfriend's charms. And Ken—well, we'll get to that in a second.

The humor is also reasonably "30 Rock"-esque. Though he's no Tracy Morgan (uh, who is?), Bishop turns in a good performance as Trey, with more than a few jokes that made us laugh. (Want an idea of what we're talking about? A good deal of the jokes make it into the trailer—so if that's all you want, check that out on the feature's website.)

And, of course, we have to give New Sensations props for incorporating secondary characters (especially Alicia/Elisa) into the plot, rather than simply inventing women to fill in the plans. Well, except for in Ken's sex scene...but we'll get to that in a second.

So, yes: Ken's sex scene, which caps off the release, was probably our biggest disappointment—at least in terms of the porno actually bearing some resemblance to "30 Rock," the show. Without going into too much detail, Ken's sex scene is a dream sequence, once in which Ken fantasizes that he's actually Erik Everhard banging two girls named Stephanie and Nancy. Now, there's nothing wrong with watching Mr. Everhard do what he does best, but he's no Kenneth Parcell.

Why'd New Sensations decide to take that tack? Simple, really: Paul Woodcrest, the performer playing Ken, is actually an adult director—and though he was more than happy to lend his boyish charm to the character of Ken, he wasn't quite ready to make his debut as a porn performer. The same goes for Bishop (hence the lack of any "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" fantasy sex scene—you know they were totally thinking about it).

At the end of it all, we found ourselves questioning whether one could make a "30 Rock" porn that really, really worked. After all, the things that make "30 Rock" really work are counter to the things that make a porno really work: part of the fun of "30 Rock" is the running joke that—somehow, in spite of herself—Liz never gets laid. Does seeing Lisa Ann's Liz Limon getting done hard take away from that?

We'll have to get back to you on that one. Right after we finish watching Erik Everhard giving it to these two chicks.

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And what a celebration! With a cast containg everyone from Aria Giovanni and Sasha Grey (with stops along the way for Cytherea, Emily Marily, Rebeca Linares, and—hell, just about every woman you've ever been in love with), "High Strung Women" promises quite a feast for the eyes...and some other parts, too. But you don't have to take our word for it: Andrew's kindly provided these preview stills for you to enjoy.

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What's it all about? We often ask ourselves that question as we paw through an endless sea of sticky pictures of girls pulling themselves open for well endowed men. Rarely do we come up with an answer that satisfies us. Before we can get underneath the mystery of our attraction to porn, our puerile fascination, we are once again swept away by another incredible young starlet.

Manuel Ferrara certainly doesn't have the answer, we can tell you that. Nor does he have a comprehensive grasp of the English language, for that matter. Yet somewhere behind his sparkling eyes and that elusive Mona Lisa smile, the man has the virile imagination of a perverted genius, bringing our dark fantasies together with great passion and enthusiasm and once again turning our heads and hearts over to our raging insatiable lust.

His latest release is "Slutty & Sluttier 9," and stars Gianna Michaels, Cecilia Vega, Dana DeArmond, Sindee Jennings, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Cindy Crawford, and Alicia Angel behaving like absolute sex maniacs and devouring huge cock into their every orifice. It's nothing short of brilliant, with its increasingly harder and harder scenes progressively building to all out gang bang. Our only concern is that we seem to be growing desensitized to it all. If he keeps giving us this kind of amazing goodness, how will we ever watch normal porn again?

We will let you be the judge.

"Slutty & Sluttier 9" releases soon from Evil Angel. Keep your eyes, and other usable body holes, open and ready.

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Yes, hard as it may be to believe, even Rebeca Linares was once a shy, young girl too timid to put a cock in her mouth; a girl who had to be gently coaxed into performing for the camera. In this morning's clip, relive Rebeca's tender first steps into the porn biz—or at least, what we're sure is a very, very accurate reenactment of those memorable first moments.

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Well, it was lesser known... until now. That's where upstart visionary Kevin Moore comes into the picture, courtesy of Pink Visual. Now, we know what you're thinking. This is where we usually bury you under a pleasant but predictable barrage of questionably misogynistic sexual vernacular that makes our curious Jezebel lurkers cringe and flee in horror back to tamer masturbatory fare like Cosmo sex surveys.

We get it—but today just feels different.

And for the record, we've been at this for a hot minute—which means that after a while, it's all kinda like the background on a Flintstones cartoon. We just keep seeing the same thing go by again and again and a-fucking-gain. Different companies knocking off each other's ideas in a cannibalistic race to the bottom of the barrel—the same girls, the same dicks, the same "surprised" look on her face, and nearly identical titles.

After all, there are only so many ways to explain that "mighty meat mallets" or "pendulous pork swords" or "super sized cunt busting fuck hammers" are being "furiously pummeled" into the "sweet snug snatches" or "tight oozing cooze" or "banged out bungholes" of these young, innocent, but oh so willing, "cock addicted" "cum gargling" "fuck junkies"—with a straight face.

What makes this title different (finally) is the director. Kevin Moore just brings a different spirit to his work—and it makes all the difference in the world. The girls just seem to like him, and they open up, have fun, and pour their hearts, cunts, and assholes into the scene as a result. Check it out. They don't just look like they're having a gangster party with a ginormous fuck stick crammed into their grills or juice boxes—they actually are having a gangster party! Hells to the yeah, ninjas!

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Perhaps it's that, from deep within the hollow curve of this festive yule season, a dark yearning has arisen in our hearts—a need to see something truly decadent that plummets to the depths of our soul. In short, we're craving the kink big time! Why, it's nothing short of a moral imperative that we gaze on in abject wonder as Bobbi Starr and Marie Luv have the elasticity of their rectal cavities tested harder than the waistband of a fresh pair of Fruit of the Loom.

In all earnestness, Mike Johns's latest release, the modestly titled "Elastic Assholes 7," could not have arrived at a more perfect moment as far as we are concerned.

Along with the aforementioned morally unfettered beauties, Rebeca Linares, Hannah West, Emma Heart, Jada Fire, and Tatiana Kush answer the call of our unyieldingly lust—performing sphincter defying acts of temerity with hearty vigor and unrepentant zeal. More than anything, we'd like to offer them our heartfelt gratitude for helping to assuage our darkest carnal appetites by prying open their hot, tight puckers and allowing such savage paramours to ravish them completely before showering them in piping hot loads of freshly churned fuck butter like a baptism.

You have no idea how much we needed it this week, ladies.

"Elastic Assholes 7" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video.

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On the other hand, it's just as likely that a masturbating Rebeca Linares would actually help us to become more productive. We're not really sure how that would work, but the idea of having Rebeca in the office has gotten us so excited, we'll say just about anything to justify it.

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The quality of their releases has definitely improved, and the launch of Rockstar Pimp seems to indicate that Evan's given up on his Spyder Jones persona and is literally just going for it balls out. In short order, Evan's taken what other rockers dream about and made it a reality: yes, he's fucking hot pornstars and getting paid for it.

This week he ups the ante with the release "Smoking Hot Latinas," fresh off the presses from his hardcore imprint, Iron Cross. It's truly impressive on many levels, not the least of which is the sincerity of the title. We're pretty blown away by just how far Evan has come in his pornographic evolution, going from mainstream interloper judged with a cautious but weary cynicism to performing in every single scene of his latest release like a full on porn stud! Our hats—and pants—are off to you, buddy!

With Evan plowing recklessly through simmering hot starlets Ann Marie Rios, Alexis Luv, Cassandra Cruz, Renae Cruz, and Rebeca Linares, we’re sure he’s bound to run across a certain degree of hatred and jealousy—but after peeking this gallery he sent over we guarantee that scorn and embarrassment will not accompany them.

"Smoking Hot Latinas" releases this week from Iron Cross and Tera Patrick Productions. Hate all you want.

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