Raven Riley Is Trying To Sell Us Something

And speaking of creative experiments in porn-related advertising today ... well, we're not exactly sure what Raven Riley is trying to advertise in this curious collection of clips on view at RavenRiley.tv. See, the site tells us that they're simply videos in which Raven talks about some of her favorite products, and in that regard we guess she does a decent job of telling us why she thinks things like Sun Chips, Oil Of Olay, and Lipton Pasta are so great (though we have to admit it'll take a lot more to convince us about Lipton Pasta). On the other hand, it sure is an odd way to sell memberships to one's adult website, if in fact that's what this project is trying to do—esecially since Raven keeps all (or most) of her clothes on throughout. Since we couldn't stop clicking until we had watched all of the nearly two dozen spots, however, we guess her pitches are pretty effective at least where strengthening Raven's own brand is concerned. Is this what marketing types mean when they talk about advertising that's "sticky"? More »

Raven Riley Forever! (Or At Least For Now)

If you've been losing sleep (not to mention a distressingly high percentage of your masturbatory enjoyment) over the news a couple of months ago that Raven Riley was retiring from the porn industry, you can officially relax now ... she says she's not going anywhere and that reports to the contrary were just "rumors" and "false information". We're glad we can look forward to her continued hotness, but that doesn't mean we're going to stop stocking up on all of the archived material our hard drives can handle. You never know when rumors and false information like that will turn out to be true. (xbiz.com + askjolene.com)

Quoth Raven Riley: "Nevermore"

No sooner had we saluted Raven Riley's salute to America than we received word that Miss Riley will no longer be draping her naked body in American flags—or any flags for that matter. She apparently decided to retire from the nude modeling circuit, making her the second online star and babelog regular to call it quits this month. Since no official statement has come from Raven herself, we're assuming that it's not for the same evangelical reasons that Erica Campbell chose, but whatever led to her decision, she too will be missed. As is the custom, we've extended the Memorial Day weekend a little bit further so we can build our own Raven memorial below. More »

Here at Fleshbot Central our Memorial Day traditions involve a trip to the beach and grilling our weenies over a fire; for Raven Riley, however, it's an excuse to get naked and play with a bunch of flags. We might have to reconsider that whole weenie thing next year. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One)

It's that time of the year when internet geeks buccaneer fanciers everywhere will be celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day—and since our entire pirate-related vocabulary is pretty much limited to the words "avast!", "yar!", and "BitTorrent!", we've done what we could to get into the spirit of the occasion by once again rounding up a treasure chest full of babes in ridiculously sexy (or simply ridiculous) pirate outfits for your entertainment and/or bemusement. Just remember: an eye patch and a silly hat with a skull and crossbones on it does not neccessarily a real pirate queen make. (Then again, we guess running around all day saying "avast!" and "yar!" doesn't make you a real pirate either.) More »

Oh, hello Raven Riley. Do you need help setting up your new video game system? We'd be happy to send a nerd technician over to help you out. (babesmachine.com)