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more about #randyspears more comments → Ravenrose: Evan Stone looks more like a skinny Penguin in that outfit. Now, to convince the wife she wants to watch this... #superheroes more » Crystal_Mountain: Tori Black? Hah. The only true Catwoman is either Julie Newmar, Lee Maryweather, or Eartha Kitt. And Adam West didn't need molded plastic to improve h... more » sloanesf: The Riddler is scarily accurate. #superheroes more » cand86: I have a hard time taking any straight Batman parody seriously . . . Batman and Robin should always get together. Really, all I want is bisexual porn... more » Conrad: Batman (the original) is one of the best movies, ever. I hope the put labels on everything in the porn parody. #superheroes more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: (no relation) Unless you count sexual. Amiright? Amiright? [Tugs at collar.] #hillaryscott more » elleipsis: The women's mouths are open in the same way in EVERY. SINGLE. SHOT. It's actually kinda funny if you flip through really fast. more » davidaaronclark000: I foresee a flurry of third-person press releases from Jeff somehow turning this review into, as Jose Chung would put it, "an unqualified rave!" more » acispades: at first i thought it was the same chick with a different wig on. man where are the real women? PS the guy's face in #6 is a real boner killer more » kimberlykane: Snooze... more » davidaaronclark: I highly doubt that anybody involved in this production has ever seen 2046, and likely not even heard of it. more » Uli_Kunkel: Is this a porn remake of Wong-Kar Wai's 2046? BTW, pic #4 is absolutely hilarious - the director and AD look on as Randy Spears dejectedly has an as... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I cannot believe there is not a synthetic ejaculate to use for the purpose described above. Where is the research into this? Where is the science? We ... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: That is a great name for a porn movie. Seriously. more » -
#parody
"Batman XXX - A Porn Parody" Vs. "Batman": A Comparison
Vivid Entertainment is a bit late to capitalize on The Dark Knight. That said, it's never too late to parody the campy 1960s Batman with Adam West.
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#dvd
"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More » -
#hardcore
Stormy Daniels, "Reinvented"
Anything that features both the luscious beauty Stormy Daniels and the stunning Alektra Blue really doesn't need much of an introduction. Which is a shame, because their latest movie "Reinvented" is both clever and well made. More » -
#avncontenders
"2040": Alektra Blue Is A Real Doll
It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn't safe. Three decades ago (holy shit that's next year !!!) a perfect storm of diseases converged to produce "a worldwide pandemic of epic proportions." What will this do to Love? More » -
#hardcore
Wicked No Longer Concerned With “Making Amends” For Recycled Plotlines
Ruthless businessman slash cheating husband Randy Spears has it all...including a hot wife who loves him even though he's the worst husband ever. Then he isn't. Then it's too late. Or it's not. Oh noes! More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week!
Despite financial end-times, porn has, in fact, pushed its turgid little buds through pungent, yielding soil to spurt its ropy essence on our tits and neck here at Fleshbot West. More » -
#hardcore
No "Trouble" with "Young Girls"
When a cast includes Shawna Lenee, Brittney Amber, Lindsey Meadows, Alektra Blue, Nikki Rhodes, Tori Black, and una bella fica Franzuaka Facella, there's only problem we can think of: they aren't in our bed!
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#hardcore
Carmen Hart Finds "Love For The First Time"
How do we know that Bob (Randy Spears) is a virgin and May (Carmen Hart) is a lonelyhearts spinster? Well, they both wear glasses. In Wicked's cable-ready takeoff of "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," Bob and May learn to overcome their shyness, marry, and conceive in this uplifting, gauzy, and utterly non-threatening porn that made us wonder how Max Hardcore might have handled the same script. More » -
#pornofthemoment
Desperately Seeking "Housewives"-Based Porn
Pornripoffsparodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn't so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and "The Sopranos" was still on. We received Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" recently and thought, "Awww, at least it's not 'Britney Rears'." More » -
#hardcore
Breaking: Randy Spears Caught With "Latina Hollywood Hookers"
Time was when you couldn't watch a new porn release without seeing veteran swordsman Randy Spears marinating his pickle in some barely legal starlet. In an attempt to dominate the adult feature market by locking down one of its strongest performer-slash-actors, Wicked Pictures signed Spears to an exclusive contract and after making his directorial debut for the company we haven't heard much from him since. In the meantime, while other male performers have jockeyed to fill the vacuum left by Spears' absence, we've heard barely a peep from the man himself ... and now we know why. More » -
#theafterlife
Photoplay: Kaylani Lei In "Rise"
Contrary to the elegant boxcover copy, not "everyone gets a second chance at love." But at least you know what kind of movie this will be. Kaylani Lei and Randy Spears prove that in the afterlife, even the dead do it in this movie with a self-fulfilling prophecy for a title. More » -
#dvdreview
In The Rough: "Jenna Loves Diamonds"
Jenna Jameson is back like you've already seen her before as a hypnotized jewel thief in "Jenna Loves Diamonds," a movie made in 2002 but just released now. Read what we have to say about it after the jump. More » -
#dvdreview
(Going To A) "Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go"
This movie is not the porn equivalent of "Kill Bill". It's not even the porn equivalent of "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". It's just a porn movie unfettered by notions of its own importance ... which, after AVN week, is a big relief. (And it also features the return of Mr. Thermopyles!) More »
