Mr. Sponge escorted fellow Southerner Stormy Daniels to the AVN Awards a few years back, so we knew he was of the populist "Jackass" variety of radio hosts, and he has since released several editions of his uncut studio exploits with porn stars and hapless employees.

"But this Bree bitch wasn't believing that Steve was blind," huffs Bubba.

Probably because he wasn't.

The idea was that Olson would be introduced to employee Steve, decked out in sunglasses and walking stick, and perhaps feel sympathetic enough to his condition that she would give him a handjob.

But she wasn't buying it.

"I think you guys are messing with me," she says. "I don't think he's really blind."

Radio interviews with mass market DJs are still among the gold rings of porn publicity, so Olson puts up with the ruse for a while, and then, in a clear gesture of "Whatever," she begins texting. Moments later, she exits the Florida studio and walks at a clip down the road, pursued by a cameraman and another Sponge minion.

"Then she had a total meltdown!" Bubba drawls.

Olson grabs the camera and won't let go, demanding to get the tape. Sponge underlings give her a blank tape and make their getaway.

"Bubba Raw 4" features various segments of nudity a la "Girls Gone Wild" and cruelty to employees a la Howard Stern, but it's not as entertaining or as original, and that's saying a little. Sorry you had to deal with that, Bree.

· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)
· Buy "Bubba Raw 4" (gamelink.com)

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Buy "Bubba Raw 4" (gamelink.com)

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Remember catching the Howard Stern show on late-night TV and trying to look around the pixels at the naked girls? There may not be a lot of reasons to watch a softcore porn DVD with a man named Bubba in it, but when Stormy Daniels delivers a mold of her own vagina for a man to penetrate, when Taya shows off her best lapdancing tricks, when Bubba plays a montage of the porn stars who have flashed their tits on his show …well, it’s almost worth it. But is "Almost" enough anymore?

There’s a reason you never saw “Bubba Does Dallas,” though.

· Bubba Raw (www.bubbaraw.com)
· Buy "Bubba Raw #2" (gamelink.com)

· Howard Stern 1/23/08: Joanna Angel & Sunny Leone (howardstern.com)
· Joanna Angel (official site w/audio clips @ joannaangel.com)

Previously: Joanna Angel Does "L.A. Ink", Porn Valley Dispatch: I Am Porny Monster, Popshots of the Week: Festival Of Lights Edition

Since they're audio only, the stage directions and dialogue are even more delicious than your average porno. (Sample quote: "Now I'm sitting here with a banana up my hungry cunt.") It's the most salacious pulp radio theater you've ever heard (have you ever heard any before?) and for better or worse, someone has transferred some of these gems to MP3 so that 21st century freaks can enjoy the delicate sound of sexual thunder, complete with old-fashioned humming audio and suitable for dance party remixing. Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to grab our CB radio and a couple of Earth, Wind and Fire albums—on 8-track, of course—and go find ourselves a highway convoy. -CW

· 8-Tracks of 69: Porno 8-tracks (dinosaurgardens.com)

Previously: Deaf Bunny: Porn For The Deaf (And Everyone Else)

· BubbaRaw - Bubba The Love Sponge (bubbaraw.com)
· Related: Everyone Opens Up To Bubba The Love Sponge + Aubrey Huff Admires "Works Of Art" (Deadspin)

Previously: Melissa Midwest vs. Brooke Skye: The Dildo Wars

Power siren Michelle L'Amour is one busy lady: when she's not showing up on network TV trying to perk up cheesy talent shows, she's out in the wild showing her curves as an accomplished burlesque performer, writing books on what it's like to be naked, recording her own radio show and podcast, and producing cheesecake-flavored pillow fight extravaganzas for SpikeTV. All that, and she still manages to find the time to parade around in garter belts and slinky latex ensembles for fancy glamour photographers to the delight of her growing legions of fans. If we didn't know any better, we'd swear she was some advanced cybertronic creation who was beamed down to Earth to drive mere ass-fancying mortal like us crazy with desire. Lucky for all of us, though, that star booty of hers is definitely the real thing.

· Michelle L'Amour (michellelamour.com)
· Pillow FIght Club on SpikeTV (preview @ pfclive.com)
· Thumbnail photo by Inguz (inguz.deviantart.com)

Previously: Dita Does Penthouse, Strip Club News @ The Champagne Room, Meet Miss VonLivid, Lucha Va Voom: Burlesque Wrestling, Sabina @ Switchblade Stilettos

· The last remaining building of the old Mustang Ranch—Nevada's first legal brothel—was burned to the ground (on purpose, by firefighters.) Any other burning sensations you feel are your own problem. (businessweek.com)

· Uma Thurman has a whale of a tail to tell you. Er, how you. You know what we mean. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· A British radio station is giving away a chance to legally join the Mile High Club. You can only give away so many pairs of Madonna tickets before people tune out, you know. (yahoo.com)

· Meanwhile, Joss Stone's wardrobe seems to be flying pretty high today too. Does it still count as an upskirt pic though if there's not much skirt to look up in the first place? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· "Most women's self-esteem goes way up after breast-enhancement surgery." You don't say? (philly.com)

· Carmen Electra: lesbian or marketing tool? Only Joan Jett may know for sure. (pinknews.co.uk)

· Voters in Tampa try to choose between the do-nothing candidate who gets a free ride on backs of other people's hard work ... and the guy who runs the strip clubs. (tampabays10.com)

· Nude art classes teach students about the intricacies of the human form. There's also boobies. (story + video @ mercedsunstar.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Make a donation to the great non-profit New Jersey radio station WFMU and you could become the proud owner of The Bucket of Smut! Because sometimes, a plain old pail of smut just isn't enough. (wfmu.org)

· Is your wife ashamed of her "feminine cleanliness"? Well, she should be! You traveled back in time to marry a 1950's housewife, the least she could do is take care of herself. (adrants.com)

· Antonella Barba was voted off of American Idol last night, so you can stop sending us all those pictures of her squeezing her own boobs. Don't worry, we're sure another reality show contestant will embarrass herself any day now. (hollywood.com)

· Adult video game developers face a lot of challenges—attracting women gamers, realistic action, better storylines—but none may be greater than the problem of "ass physics." Actually, that's a problem most video game players struggle with in real life. (news.com.com, via wired.com)

· You're telling us that a play titled, "Sex, a.k.a. Wieners and Boobs," is not an evening of sharp-witted, highbrow entertainment? Talk about false advertising! (themontclarion.org)

· Charles "Benny" Neal has the balls to run for office in Rockingham County, Virginia, and he can prove it with his nude Playgirl pictures from 1979. He's really hoping to win over those swing voters. (nbc4.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Obsessive readers of Gawker Media websites (Seriously, what's wrong with you people? Go play outside or something) have been enthralled by blanket coverage of the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, courtesy of the nerd patrols at Gizmodo and Kotaku. (And some other places too.) The more astute among you may even be scratching your heads and saying, "Wait a second ... the Adult Entertainment Expo is also in Las Vegas this week. A porn convention and a gadget convention in the same city, at the same time?" Coincidence? We think not—and neither does Boing Boing's Xeni Jardin, who is on the case in the guise of her mild-mannered NPR correspondent alter ego. It turns out it's not just a matter of two organizations using the same travel agent. Believe it or not, geeks and pervs have a lot in common. (Hint: They all like to gamble.)

· Tech and Porn Conventions Collide in Las Vegas (audio @ npr.org)
· "NPR 'Xeni Tech': Tech and Porn collide in Vegas" (Boing Boing)

See also:
· "Why CES and AVN broke up" (gramponante.com)
· CES 2007 Coverage (Gizmodo)
· CES 2007 Coverage (Kotaku)
· Fleshbot's 2007 AVN Expo Coverage

You may have already forgotten about that brouhaha involving internet babes Brooke Skye, Melissa Midwest, a radio interview gone wrong, and an oversized dildo a few months back, but not all has been forgiven: we hear that Brooke is now suing Melissa, as well as famed radio host Bubba the Love Sponge, for assault, battery and "intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress," claiming that she was pressured into a performance she was not comfortable with. We hate to see two such lovely girls fighting—unless, you know, it was in pudding or something—but since Brooke is asking for the surprisingly non-excessive sum of $15,000, perhaps this can be put to rest rather amicably. Although we're still open to the pudding idea if anyone thinks that will help.

· "Brooke Skye Sues Bubba the Love Sponge, Melissa Midwest" (xbiz.com)
· Dream Sluts (dated but exhaustive profile of Brooke Skye @ newtimesbpb.com, via adultfyi.com)

Previously: Melissa Midwest vs. Brooke Skye: The Dildo Wars

Sex Audia (recently re-christened after receiving a threatening letter from Audible.com, and no relation to the author of this post) is a free streaming radio station that's all sex all the time. Sex Audia offers six different programs that include sex education, dirty stories, and porn soundtracks. Though their schedule pages give a rundown of all their different programming it does not, in fact, tell you when everything is on, so you'll have to take your chances and listen when you can. True, you might not think you're in the mood for experiencing some aural pleasure instead of the more usual visual kind we usually feature here at Fleshbot, but giving your eyes a break from the glowing spectre of internet boobies might be good for you once in a while. Trust us.
- AR

· Sex Audia (sexaudia.com)

Previously: Paradise TV Bathing Report, Still More Sexy Podcasts

· Heidi Klum takes some sexy semi-naked pictures for Jane magazine. Wait ... she got naked for Jane? We told you women's magazines get all the good stuff. (video @ janemag.com + photos @ egotastic.com)

· If a guy can turn a red paperclip into a house, imagine what you could do with 120 X-rated DVDs? You could probably own a small country by the end of the year. (takemypornplease.wordpress.com)

· Unfortunately, WXXX in Burlington, Vermont, is not the all-porn radio station you've been hearing about. That's why in this contest, everyone loses. (Gawker)

· Only in France do people get up in arms about a beach that isn't topless. They aren't just anti-America, their country is literally the opposite of this one. (telegraph.co.uk)

· If you think Hummer drivers are screwing this planet, why not give them a taste of their own medicine. Remember, it's important to always use protection, so please wear your seat belt. (ihumpedyourhummer.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· What is Victoria Silvstedt doing on this hotel balcony? Normally we'd think it's not what it looks like, but knowing Victoria ... it could be worse. (wwtdd.com)

· Harry Potter star Daniel Radciffle will do the full monty for his next performance. Unfortunately, it won't be a scene in the sequel where Hermione use her "magic" to turn Harry into a man. (reuters.com)

· Comedy and porn go together like ... actually, we can't imagine what it would be like, but you can find out at the Laugh Factory's "Porn and Punchlines" show. Could it be the best combo since peanut butter and chocolate? [Ed. note: Not possible!] (xbiz.com)

· The Swedish military has banned porn on its bases and now won't even let officers stay in hotels that offer adult movies. And when was the last time Sweden won a war? (wdcmedia.com)

· If you live in Fresno, California, you might want to update the preset buttons on your radio as the local Christian station has changed formats. To 24-hour porn, of course. Turn it up, man! (cnn.com)

· A strip club in Texas is hosting tubing trips in the local river. What could go wrong? "I hope they behave themselves ... but I'm not sure they will because strippers are trained to take off their clothes." Oh, right ... that. (kristv.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

What's the appeal of anal sex with men? Why would anyone find feet sexy? And what exactly is it about Darklady that makes her so darn ... uh, dark? Answers to (most of) these and other questions will be addressed this afternoon during the latest installment of Darklady's Sexposé on YNOTRadio, in which Portland's own nocturnal diva interviews porn legend and strap-on proponent Brittany Andrews and foot fetish photographer extraordinaire Collin J. Rae for their respective and collective views on their particular kinks. Sure beats NPR for some interesting listening during your lunch hour.

· Darklady's Sexposé @ YNOTRadio (broadcast info @ ynotradio.com)
· Brittany Andrews (official site @ clubbrittany.com)
· Collin J. Rae Photography (collinrae.us)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: "Pegging 101", Collin J. Rae Photography, Her Cruel Feet, Fiorella's Feet, DVD: Arch Enemies, Stainless Steel High Heels, Go-Go-Boots.com, Beauties With Shoes, Legs and Heels, Foot Fetish Simulator