While flags were unfurling over all those amber waves of grain this weekend, some of our favorite writers in the sex blog scene were marching to the beat of their own drum. Why settle for a mere blowjob when a pro reveals the secrets of throat fucking? If you're heading out to pick up some new lady friends, why not take the wife along? If you're feeling blue, why not meet a friend for public sex in the car? Or perhaps you'd care to celebrate your freedom by doing exactly as you're told? After all, there's more than one way to let freedom ring.

Drop a few extra cherry bombs with Jefferson after the jump.

While we still have a few more days left before the traditional American celebration of all things patriotic, the bloggers in today's roundup of some of the best sexy writing on the web aren't waiting to set off their fireworks. After all, who needs sparklers when you can have hot strap-on sex? Why bother with cherry bombs when you can get off silently in the restroom? Or Roman candles when you can have ... uh, roamin' fingers in full view of a passing train? It's all the explosiveness with none of the singed fingers!

Cover your ears (but keep your eyes open) with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

Meet Minion1: Sexual Hero Or Crazy Person?

Over the weekend, the super-secret sex operative who goes by the handle Minion1 posted yet another thoroughly ballsy video of himself being very naughty in a bookstore on XTube. (We hear Arianna Huffington sometimes has that effect on people. Not us, you know, but "people". Maybe we should give Amazon a rest and go back to IRL shopping for a while?)

Take a look after the jump and let us know: is he kinda awesome or just plain nuts?

Masturbation Impossible: Sequoia Redd Conquers The Great Outdoors

They say that what happens happens ... but what if what didn't happen happened instead? For this weekend's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, we join our horny writers to contemplate those moments in that parallel universe where anything might have happened. What if you were discovered being fingered on a train platform, or covered in spunk on the subway? What if you actually met the lover of your fantasies? And if you could go back in time, would you have actually fucked a few of the guys you blew out of spite?

What if you followed Jefferson after the jump?

Memorial Day Weekend Special: Top Ten Outdoor Sex Videos

Ever been so wrung out from sex that you thought you'd never again want more? A quick poll around Fleshbot Central shows that we've all had that feeling, and it lasts for approximately 2.8 minutes before we're ready to keep on going. The writers in today's collection of some of our favorite sex blogging moments have been there too: in the place where endorphins rush, thoughts wander, and bodies feel broken from too much pleasure. Never fear, though ... everyone is up for round two in no time at all.

Spend your refractory period with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

When life gets complicated, sometimes the only thing to do is to break down what you need to do into simple steps: what you'll do first, what you'll do next, where that will lead. Such a measured approach, however, didn't do much good for the bloggers in today's roundup of some our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, where we learn what happens when things don't go as planned: follow along as a nice guy turns into a porn star, a sweet girlfriend gets aggressive, and the scheme of seducing a lover goes awry when you get too turned on to be cool. Luckily, a little ingenuity goes a long way: even a setback can lead to the realization of a long-time fantasy.

Go with the flow with Jefferson after the jump.

Some may regret the roads not taken, but not the folks in this weekend's roundup of some of the best writing from the sex blog scene: they look back on the turning points that set them in new directions and smile at the risks they took. Any place seems possible for new discoveries, even the parking lot of Taco Bell: that first blowjob was a challenge, never mind losing your girlginity on the way there. Another blowjob renews a marriage, and all it took was a little gagging. And you never forget your first bondage, or the change that comes from wearing just the right dress or porn shoes.

Take the one less traveled with Jefferson after the jump.

Turn down the sheets, fluff your pillows and lock the bedroom door. Now that you're snug, click on over to the hottest blogs on the web, where you'll find our wandering writers busily at it anywhere but the boudoir. With no time for niceties, they park on country roads and cruise darkened back rooms. A public toilet is pressed into service as a phone sex booth, and a walk in the park leads to an innocent round of tit fucking. Public sex offers thrills and even consolations, as one voyeur finds a couple making the best of their team's loss by scoring in the arena parking lot.

Grab your hat, we're leaving with Jefferson after the jump.