Fleshbot: youporn

It seems you can't keep a good celebrity...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:10:16 EDT

It seems you can't keep a good celebrity sex tape down: over two years after it first caused a sensation, the Colin Farrell/Nicole Narain sex tape has resurfaced on YouPorn. If you missed it the first time, now's your chance to hear Colin Farrell's dirty talk. And unlike certain other sex videos we've heard about lately, all parties involved are still alive as of the time of this writing. (youporn.com)

The Ansari X Prize is a $10 million award...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:48:41 EDT

The Ansari X Prize is a $10 million award that will be given to the first private company to put an human in space—and YouPorn is doing them one better with a $10 million XXX Prize to the first amateurs to shoot a porn movie in space. OK, so maybe it was a silly April Fool's gag, but you know ... it just might be crazy enough to work. Let the sex space race begin! (YouPorn)

In a stunning turn of events that no one...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:18:29 EST

In a stunning turn of events that no one could have possibly predicted, three of the top five fastest growing web sites of December 2007 were porn or sex-related. Don't look so surprised. (wired.com)

Public Bukkake Is Just Another Day In The Park

Violet Blue — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:25:13 EST

Remember when bukkake was something sort of gross and shocking, and group sex featuring a crowd of guys and one patient (if somewhat bored) porn starlet was right there with Goatse.cx on the edge of edgy? You'd never know it from watching this gonzo clip which stars a blonde and smiling European chick enjoying a day in the park with a bunch of gentleman companions and answering to being called a "beeech" while seemingly convincing herself that semen is fantastic for her hair, skin and nails. Many of the hurried patrons seem to be giving off their sendoffs a bit too soon, but watching all those unexpected trajectories is at least half the reason why this video is more interesting than so many other bukkake clips we've seen. Even if it's not quite as shocking anymore.

· Really Public Bukkake (youporn.com)

YouPorn is (allegedly) close to surpassing...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:58:58 EST

YouPorn is (allegedly) close to surpassing eBay as one of the most popular sites in Britain. Probably because it's very difficult to auction off porn when people have trouble keeping their bids up. (metro.co.uk)

250 (Give Or Take) Cumshots In 5 (Or So) Minutes

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:54:59 EDT

Because we're in a giving mood today, we thought we'd give you some money shots. A lot of them. In fact, the title of this YouPorn video claims 250 in five minutes and 33 seconds. A quick back of the envelope calculation tells us that this would set some sort of land speed record, so they may be exaggerating slightly for effect. But the video is five minutes and 33 seconds long and it is does contain quite an large number of cumshots. By the way, we've just done another back of the envelope calculation and you now owe us $20 million dollars. (Approximately. There's no need to get greedy.)

· 250 Cumshots in 5min and 33 sec (youporn.com)

Previously: Portfolio: Who Wants To Own YouPorn?, Flesh Flicks: Slow Motion Money Shots (Extended Remix)

Portfolio: Who Wants To Own YouPorn?

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:47:13 EDT

Depending on who you listen to, porn is the best business in the world to be in ... or the worst. It brings in $12 billion dollars a year, even though no one has bought a DVD in six months and the going rate for one of the most successful properties on the web is $20 million, even though the site makes no money. That last tidbit comes courtesy of Portfolio magazine which takes a look at the mysterious YouPorn, with its shady overseas creators, non-existent business model and 2257 headaches ... and its recent attempts to sell itself off to the highest bidder, including mainstream porn powerhouse Vivid. It's an interesting read for anyone who wonders where all that porn money goes, and since Portfolio itself is geared toward Wall Street investor types it investigates the matter with a business-like, hype-free approach that is fairly informative. Ultimately, though, it leaves the reader right back where they started—asking "Is anybody really getting rich off this stuff?" (P.S. It's not us.)

· Obscene Losses (portfolio.com)
· Bonus: "Amateur couple fucking in H&M" and "Schoolgirl Uniform Fuck" (youporn.com, just because)

Previously: Blogging YouPorn (And Other Places, Too), NY Times: Porn Economy Just As Bad As The Regular One

Blogging YouPorn (And Other Places, Too)

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:42:09 EDT

Digging through thousands of videos everyday so that we can construct our daily Flesh Flicks feature is back-breaking, bandwidth busting work, but we do it anyway because we love. Unfortunately, there aren't enough hours in the day to look through every YouTube clone that offers free porn clips—and most of them can't be embedded here anyway, so we selfishly don't bother—but thankfully there are others out there devoted to the cause.

The visionary behind Blogging YouPorn (which does not limit itself to that one site) fully admits to catering to her own "very specific tastes" and even though she has some sort of problem with ten minute blowjobs (whatever) at least we know the heart is in the right place. So if one of our daily videos doesn't happen to meet your particular needs (sounds impossible, but it happens) feel free to go outside our relationship to try and find something that you like over there. When it comes to sharing, we can be open-minded too.

· Blogging YouPorn (blogging-youporn.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

In case you missed it the first time around,...

Lux Nightmare — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:49:14 EDT

In case you missed it the first time around, someone's gone ahead and uploaded French Canadian hip hop performer Mic Life's porntastic "Putes" clip to YouPorn for your viewing pleasure. We still don't know what he's rapping about, but those glowsticks are every bit as penetrating as we remember. (youporn.com)

Apparently, every day sees 266 new porn sites...

Fleshbot — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:24:10 EDT

Apparently, every day sees 266 new porn sites on the interweb; 28,258 people viewing porn at any given second; and approximately 397,643 more hysterical articles like this one warning you of the hidden dangers of all that smut. (thetyee.ca)

Care Bear Porn (Yes, There Is Nothing Sacred)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:56:11 EDT

If there's one thing we've learned this week, it's that people may pretend to have no interest in porn, but they sure love to talk about it. They also love to spout off statistics and anecdotes to show how knowledgeable they are, but only end up proving that they have no clue. They also like to make silly jokes about the bizarre porn fetishes that exist in the world, like this zinger from "torture porn" director and fake cock enthusiast Eli Roth about Care Bear porn. Except ... it's not a joke. You really can go on YouPorn and watch a girl have sex with an adorably huggable Care Bear. We guess the guy actually knows his stuff. Maybe Eli might prefer to drop the "torture" and just stick to the porn? Are the Insane Cock Brothas hiring?

· Care Bear Strapon Dildo (YouPorn)
· "Eli Roth Has His Dirk Diggler Moment" (nymag.com; also spotted @ Defamer)
· Video via Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld (foxnews.com)

Previously: Breaking: Skin Shamelessly Used To Sell Skin Care Products, Boyblog Booty Call: Fun With Joysticks, Flesh Flicks: When Toys Keep On Attacking, Flesh Flicks: Bondage, Teddy Bear Style, Flesh Flicks: Teddy Fuckers!, Insane CockBrothas