· Katie Morgan on Sex Toys (air date schedule @ hbo.com)

Previously: Katie Morgan On Sex Toys

Meet Ariel. She's a fetish model and dancer who was also one of the performers at last week's Cooch Party in New York City. What else does Ariel do? Well, we don't want to ruin the surprise so you'll just have to click on that little play button to find out for yourself. We will give you a hint though: If you're a foot fetishist who can't seem to find any common ground with your gymnastics-loving contortionist friends, Ariel just might be the modern day Camp David Accord that that brings you kids together. Take that, Jimmy Carter!

· Ariel [Martha Screw-Up™] (myspace.com)
· See also: Seven Great Places To Have Sex In New York (Gawker)
· Video by Nick McGlynn

Previously: NYC Cooch Party Report: Freak Out For A Cause

Guys love girls who can take an entire cock in her mouth, but few girls have the swallowing power of the woman in this video—and even fewer guys have the meat to match her. It's too bad that talent such as this must be wasted on kielbasas and extra-long double-dong dildos, but such is the life of a championship sword swallower. If bulging throat muscles make you squeamish be wary of clicking, but if you want to see a truly dynamic feat of oral pleasure, then this is one clip you won't want to miss. (And yes, consider the model's vague resemblance to Heather Locklear an extra bonus.)

· "girl showing how to deep throat" (yuvutu.com - thanks Gus!)

Previously: How to Deep Throat, Blowjobs and Haikus

Not many of us would pass by a video with the words "sun umbrella in ass" in the title, but we must caution you that the umbrella in question is not opened up as if it were the favor in some tropical human cocktail drink. (We were disappointed to learn that too, which maybe says more about us than the person who shot it and uploaded it to the web.) Still, once you see which end does goes in—and just how far it goes—your "awws" are sure to into awe. This is a pretty impressive stunt by anyone's measure, and it comes with our standard "do not try this at home" warning label. Let's just say if someone did accidentally open up the umbrella in this position, you wouldn't be going back to the beach for a long, long time.

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· "Gina with sunumbrella in ass" (xTube.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We've always believed that every one has talent. Deep within themselves (or sometimes right on the surface) most folks have some unique skill that they can do as well as anyone. It's just a matter of finding out what that skill is and sharing it with the world. This woman obviously mastered her talent at a young age and has exploited it to the fullest. (By the way, even though this clip looks like something that would have been hosted by Howard Cosell in the late-1970s, it is not actually Wide World of Boob Sports.) All those muscleheaded bodybuilders who do 1,000 reps on the weight bench every day just so they can flex their pecs to impress the ladies must feel pretty stupid right about now. This gal has got them all beat and she's all natural to boot. No steroids here, kids ... just good genes, hard work and a sturdy pair of pasties.

· "The Boob Tassel Olympics!!!" (DailyMotion, via mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

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Previously: YouTube Watch Archives/Flesh Flicks Archives

We're taking a bit of a detour from our usual Flesh Flicks fare in that today's clip contains no nudity or actual sex. But before you click away, witness the jaw-dropping athletic feats on display here. This physics-defying routine is one of the most impressive displays of stripper pole acrobatics we've ever witnessed. We don't know what club this girl works in (hopefully one that doesn't play Eddie Rabbitt on a regular basis), but we would like to find out ... and we imagine that she would have no trouble filling her tip jar at the end of the evening.

· Pole Dance Practice Video (metacafe.com, via pussycalor.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives