· Lindsay Lohan is, like, totally giving a blowjob in public! Oh, wait, she's "acting". It looks pretty real to us though — how much time do you think they spent in "rehearsal." (splashnewsonline.blogspot.com)

· Our geeky siblings at Kotaku discover a rather interesting doorway in the shoot-em-up game Prey. (Hmm, sound familiar?) It definitely looks like some sort of portal to another world to us. (Kotaku)

· PBS will air a documentary next week about Marilyn Monroe's love affair with the camera (coinciding nicely with a new gallery exhibit in New York.) It is PBS, however, so expect the pervy factor to be dialed down just a bit. (pbs.org + nydailynews.com)

· The World Cup simply refuses to go away: it seems that the English are still so distraught since being bounced from the tourney that only another Keeley Hazell photo shoot could help ease their pain. She's like the Florence Nightingale of topless models. (dailyniner.com)

· The porn business has become so sophisticated they can now force you to pay for movies you haven't even watched. Sure, you may not have been home when the PPV movies were ordered, but wherever you were, you were probably thinking about it. (Consumerist)

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· This just in: the Department of Homeland Security has raised the Lindsay Lohan Fake Boob Alert Level to "Orange." If this were an actual emergency, you could hide under her rack. (Defamer)

· Playboy overhears something about a soccer tournament and arrives to the party a day late. (Hey, they only had a month!) We said we were done talking about football, but boobies is boobies. (fuckingmotherfucker.com)

· We've seen pictures of Albert Einstein and even by the standards of theoretical physics professors, he was pretty goofy looking. So how did he manage to pull down six different girlfriends? Were they relativity groupies? (reuters.com)

· Remember Stacey Dash, the girl who played Alicia Silverstone's cute best friend from the movie "Clueless"? Well, this is what she looks like 10 years older and naked. Better late then never, we always say. (dailyniner.com)

· A film featuring hardcore sex scenes will debut at the Tate Modern gallery in London this fall. How do you know it's art and not porn? Because it's in a museum silly. (independent.co.uk)

· We confess that can't figure out this ad. Are they trying to sell socks to stuff in your pants, oversized underwear to cover your enormous johnson, or convince insecure men to join a gym? All we know is $7 for a pair of tube socks is a fucking rip-off. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

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Porn has a knack for being able to tap into the Zeitgeist and make instant use of any spectacle that has hold of the public's imagination, but even we were impressed with how easily everyone was able to turn World Cup 2006 into a sex-fueled soccer extravaganza. That's all over now, sadly, as the final match was held on Sunday. (Some team from Europe won. We think.) However, before we move on to the next cultural phenomenon we wanted to take a nostalgic look at the month that was in World Cup porn — which is just like regular porn, except the girls wear brightly colored knee socks and occasionally do it on grass. Wander around the pitch with us after the jump.

· World Cup Hotties
· (Still More) Football Babes
· Miss World Cup 2006

· Keeley Hazell's World Cup Strip
· Soccer Smut Showdown
· (More! More! More!) World Cup Babes
· World Lingerie Cup

· World Cup Bodypaint Babes Megagallery
· Wet Spots (Swedish girls make out)
· DVD: "Private Football Cup 2006"
· More Sexy Footballers' Wives
· Wet Spots (English WAG's)
· Wet T-Shirt World Cup
· Best of Babelogs: Weekend Edition
· World Cup Archives

(And for those who like the fellas:)

· World Cup Men

Finally, we say goodbye with one last piece of World Cup smut, courtesy of our Japanese friends. If you look closely, these girls have jerseys on for about five seconds before diving head-first into a lesbian three-way, but be sure to watch the wild second half orgy where even the announcers get in on the action. It truly is "the beautiful game."

· World Cup Porn (pornotube.com)

Inspired by yesterday's World Cup results, it seemed appropriate to kick off today's posts with some Italian themed porn—not that we ever need a reason to show you anything, but the Gawker Media public relations department keeps shooting off memos telling us that the occasional "regular guy" sports reference is good for our image. Truth be told, though, we really don't care much about grown men chasing a little ball around a patch of grass; what we do care about is the satisfaction of pulling your attention away from the TV for long enough to look at sexy pictures like the ones at Negative Outlook, a sort of collective that includes Sick Girl, a troupe of hot Italian fetish burlesque gogo dancers who like to get dressed up and play nurse with each other. Now that's the type of team spirit we can really, er, get behind,
-A. Tolesco

· Negative Outlook (negativeoutlook.org)

Previously: Meet Angellore, Michele Marchese Photography, Glamour Avenue, Gabriele Rigon Photography, Liberaeva Magazine

With the World Cup reaching its final stages, girls and the websites that link to them need to maximize the time remaining with as many football-related photos as possible. What did they use for props before this month? More importantly, what will we do for the next four years?

· Alison Angel (yourdirtymind.com)
· Barcelona Lover (thousandbabes.com)
· Real Madrid Fan (thousandbabes.com)
· Goooooooooooal! (foxhq.com)

The rest of the non-soccer loving babes. They must be Americans.

· Ananda Saint James (bustyandsexy.net)
· Anastasia Pierce (newsfilter.org)
· Ann (bigboobdreams.com)
· Anna Grafita (doctorteen.com)
· Giorgyi (babesmachine.com)
· Inna (met-art.com)

· Jillian (xvgals.brokertraffic.com)
· Katja B. (labatidora.net)
· Kendra (babes2you.com)
· Kristin Queen (pmates.com)
· Lucy (asredas.com)
· Luna (glamourmodelsgonebad.com)
· Raylene Richards (3xhoney.com)

· Reon Kadena (sexnfun.net)
· Susie (yummy-cummy.com)
· Tied Up (peachesfantasy.com)
· Windy Leigh (100bucksbabes.com)

· Wet T-Shirt World Cup (Flash w/sound @ wet-tshirt-worldcup.com)

Previously: More Sexy Footballer's Wives, DVD: "Private Football Cup 2006", World Cup Bodypaint Babes Megagallery, World Lingerie Cup, (More! More! More!) World Cup Babes, Soccer Smut Showdown, Keeley Hazell's World Cup Strip, Miss World Cup 2006, World Cup Hotties, (Still More) Football Babes

· The anonymous artist who created these 3D Kama Sutra sculptures recently on view in a French exhibit wanted to keep his identity secret so that he could be "left in peace". He was probably tired of all those people asking him about the secret to doing this position without falling over. (kama3d.org)

· The BBC imagines what lad mags would look like if they were written by women. The only thing missing is a tech section to tell you which set of ear-bud headphones will make you a more empathetic listener. (bbc.co.uk)

· Does your girlfriend seem a bit too interested in the World Cup? Especially in that traditional post-match shirt exchange? It's possible she doesn't want to bend like Beckham, but get by bent by him instead. (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

· On the other hand, if your girl really is into athletics, she'll be happy to know that scientists are working round the clock to build a better sports bra. It's hard to believe, but apparently there are situations where bouncing boobs are actually bad. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· Do you want to see a video of crazy art students getting naked and saran wrapping themselves to trees? Of course you do. (reuters.com)

· Here's a headline that should never have to appear in a newspaper: "Power tools, nudity can be a painful combination." Anyone who has to have that safety tip pointed out to them shouldn't be near power tools in the first place. (theolympian.com)

· A man in Rhode Island will receive $400,000 after his penis implant gave him a permanent erection for the last 10 years. Hell, Rush Limbaugh would probably pay $400K for that kind of action. (sfgate.com)

· One U.S. Senator thinks he's figured out how to stop prostitution: throw them in jail for not paying their taxes. Which makes perfect sense, because obeying the law is obviously so very important to pimps. (We didn't say it! Aren't you proud?) (cnn.com)

· A final tip of the hat to Aaron Spelling, who died on Friday. His classic shows like Charlie's Angels, Dynasty and Melrose Place were not technically smut, but he did make prime time TV safe for poolside bikini catfights. (abcnews.go.com)

· The biggest disappointment at the World Cup was not the U.S. team, but the horny hooligans that have failed to boost Germany's sex industry as so many expected. Guess they're too busy with all the fighting and drinking. (washingtonpost.com)

· Believe it or not, some people have a problem with an erotic graphic novel that imagines the sexual awakening of Wendy from "Peter Pan," Alice from "Alice in Wonderland," and Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz." Don't act like you never thought about it yourself. (scotsman.com)

· Who is Lucy Becker? You might think she's just another Page 3 girl with size 30F boobs and ... well, you'd be right. But why argue with someone who is obviously so proud of her "talents"? (gallery @ dailyniner.com; see also mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· A man in Nampa, Idaho, borrowed "The Joy of Gay Sex" from his town library and refuses to return it. He claims it's because the library shouldn't be carrying such books in the first place, and not because he really, really, really wants to learn about gay sex. Hey, if any town needs that book, it's got to be Nampa, Idaho. (foxnews.com)

· Writing a sex and dating column for a major newspaper seems like a great job, but beware of the dangers: come-ons from readers, constantly shaming yourself in print, and the chance that your mom might read it. Then again, you get paid to bitch about your lousy love life, so it's not all bad. (independent.co.uk) 

· You already know that soccer players get all the chicks, but no World Cup team seems to collect WAGs like the English squad. That's the Wives And Girlfriends that get as much attention from the London tabloids as their footballer men. You can probably guess why. (photo gallery @ dailymail.co.uk)

· What's that you say? You want even more photos of hot ladies cheering on their boys at the World Cup? Fine. If you're going to twist our arms, here you go. (phun.org)

· This Russian vodka commercial is pretty racy (and sadly pixelated) but we're a little confused, because we've drunk a lot alcohol before and never once had that particular physical reaction. Usually, it's the opposite. (video @ nothingtoxic.com)

· If anything you see here fills you with unnatural urges, this brief informational video will show you how to defeat sexual temptation. (Hint: It involves dancing in your underwear.) (video @ undergroundfilm.org)

· NBC publicists just had to interfere to stop Today's Ann Curry from posing naked during a magazine shoot. Don't they understand that with Katie Couric gone a nude newswoman is the only way to get people watch? (nydailynews.com, last item)

· It's interesting to note that in LaCrosse, Wisconsin, a fine for solicitation is more than the cost of hiring a hooker in the first place; which is why if you're ever cheated out of $40 by a prostitute, you probably shouldn't ask the police to get your money back for you. Caveat emptor and all that. (lacrossetribune.com)

Perfectly timed to coincide with our slightly flagging obsession with sexy World Cup material, the good folks at Noticias.net have compiled (yet another) list of women who have in common their marital (or marital equivalent) situation with some of soccer's biggest stars ... as well as their talent for looking really good with no clothes on. Maybe we'd be bigger soccer fans if we started paying more attention to what goes on off the playing field?

· "¿Sepa cuales son las quince mujeres más bellas del circo futbolístico?" (noticiasdot.com)
· Thumbnail: Helena Svedin (aka Mrs. Luis Figo)

Previously: DVD: "Private Football Cup 2006", World Cup Bodypaint Babes Megagallery, World Lingerie Cup, (More! More! More!) World Cup Babes, Soccer Smut Showdown, Keeley Hazell's World Cup Strip, Miss World Cup 2006, World Cup Hotties, (Still More) Football Babes

· All that talk about Shiloh and Namibian orphans just goes right over our filthy little heads, but finally here's an Angelina Jolie story worthy of our attention: nude pregnancy photos. Boy, Anderson Cooper sure dropped the ball on that one! (nationalledger.com + Defamer)

· Former Vivid contract girl India has released an album (er, of music) called "Role Play." Hey, if a fake pornstar like Paris Hilton can do it, why can't a real one? (avn.com)

· Ladies, do you agree with this statement: "I want to be virtuous and at the same time, please myself like a whore"? If so, then these new "backless knickers" were made just for you. Also, please leave your contact info in the comments section. (ndesamim, via knickersblog.com)

· Meanwhile fellas, if you're looking for a little more coverage in your underpants give these inflatable shorts a try. A pump is included, but it's more fun when you have a friend to blow them up for you. (cocoon1.com, via sexblo.gs)

· Swedish weather girl Tone Bekkestad is in trouble for some "scandalous" shots that were featured in a men's magazine. It's kind of adorable that these tame photos would raise such a stink. We thought you were cool, Sweden! (thelocal.se + slitz.se)

· Pamela Anderson will be taking her clothes off (again) to show her support for animal rights. So this time she's actually got a reason. (sfgate.com)

· Finally, None of our (many) World Cup boobies posts will infect your computer with a virus or leave you vulnerable to hackers. That's the Fleshbot promise. (bbc.co.uk)

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We're so excited that a reader pointed us in the direction of what might well be the holy grail of World Cup porn that all we can do is quote from the DVD description to tell you what it's all about:

"Released to coincide with the World Cup, 'Private Football Cup 2006' is a game within a game. Where two soccer teams, one all male the other all female battle it out both on an off the pitch. The guys want to score and the girls want to show off their expert ball control techniques... Watch the steamy tension between the teams mount into rising pleasure; see athletic girls score and bend like no one has bent before in 7 hardcore sex scenes on the pitch, in limousines, in luxury villas and more. See them live the luxurious lifestyle of the rich and the powerful and see them seduce and lap up the sexual energy of their competitors."

· "Private Football Cup 2006" (DVD info @ blissbox.com - thanks Adam)
· "Private Football Cup 2006" (15 pages of galleries @ webdvdx.com)

Previously: World Cup Bodypaint Babes Megagallery, World Lingerie Cup, (More! More! More!) World Cup Babes, Soccer Smut Showdown, Keeley Hazell's World Cup Strip, Miss World Cup 2006, World Cup Hotties, (Still More) Football Babes

· No matter what the standings say, it looks like Sweden is the big winner so far at the World Cup. (No, we're not changing our name to "Soccerbot" [yet)], but whenever hot chicks cheer on their favorite teams, we'll be there.) (yahoo.com)

· Seems that a reporter from the New York Times was one of the few who visited last weekend's Exotic Erotic Ball and Expo but naturally all he wants to talk about is business. Loosen up, guys—stop and smell the latex once in a while! (nytimes.com)

· There's not much we can add to this story other than to remind you that if you don't think it's suspicious when a Facebook/MySpace "friend" claims that he needs nude photos of you in order to pass his art class, you're probably too gullible to be online. (If that's the case, however, you should send the photos to us as well, so we can "secure" them for you.) (Gawker)

· Bill Gates is helping sex workers in India by giving out smart cards that remind them when to get health check-ups and can be used for discounts at the grocery store. Hate on Microsoft all you want, but what has Steve Jobs ever done for prostitutes? (dnaindia.com)

· Nokia provides Playboy readers with a valuable public service: a fold-out ad that doubles as a fake magazine cover so you can look at Miss July in the airport without all those awkward stares. As long as no one tries to "read it for the articles" over your shoulder, that is. (lewlara.com.br, via coloribus.com)

· Remember the madam who was nabbed for running high-priced hookers out of her New York penthouse last week? Well, she's naming (prominent) names and stealing the thunder from another alleged pimp. See? Now it's a real sex scandal! (reuters.com + nydailynews.com)

· Wayne Evans, a member of Queen Elizabeth's Welsh Guards, has been outed as a porn star and despite the tabloids' attempts to "shame" him, he seems quite proud of himself. He calls himself the "porno squaddie," which is probably harmless Brit slang, but it sounds absolutely filthy to us. (people.co.uk)

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Ignorant Americans that we are, we had no idea that the World Cup would precipitate so much soccer-themed smut when the first examples started trickling in a few weeks ago; now that that trickle has turned into a flood of babes posing in kneesocks and skintight football training outfits, we're wondering if it's turning into too much of a good thing. Before you decide, however, check out this latest offering by the generous folks at bulletinboardforum.com featuring a bevy of international football fans showing their team spirit via some artfully applied bodypaint. We think national pride never looked so good.

· World Cup Bodypaint Babes (gallery @ bulletinboardforum.com)

Bonus! World Cup Fans 2006 (dumpstersluts.com [sorry England] - thanks Rowan!)

Previously: World Lingerie Cup, (More! More! More!) World Cup Babes, Soccer Smut Showdown, Keeley Hazell's World Cup Strip, Miss World Cup 2006, World Cup Hotties, (Still More) Football Babes

Sick of the World Cup yet? It may be because you haven't tried imagining all of the players as leggy babes running around in bras and panties Trust us—if this doesn't help stimulate your enthusiasm for the sport, you're probably beyond help. Or, like, gay.

· WK Lingerie Sovver Video (myhotbox.blogspot.com)
· WK Lingerie Photos (watraar.nl)

Previously: (More! More! More!) World Cup Babes, Soccer Smut Showdown, Keeley Hazell's World Cup Strip, Miss World Cup 2006, World Cup Hotties, (Still More) Football Babes

· Not content to let one billion soccer fans get a good look at her thong, Toni Braxton adds a full-fledged nipple slip to her World Cup duties ... and we're not even out of the first round! Who knows what she's got planned for the semi-finals? (egotastic.com)

· Oklahoma says violent video games must be treated like pornography: hidden from sight and illegal to sell to minors. Where did they ever get the idea that video games and sex were somehow related? (gamasutra.com + Kotaku)

· A Chinese official is caught keeping a :"pleasure palace" full of concubines outside Beijing. It has something to do with the Olympics ... bribery ... corruption ... whatever. We're really just interested in the concubines. (timesonline.co.uk)

· The Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball makes its first trip to New York City this weekend, and if you don't already have your tickets, you can try winning some at an amateur strip-off tomorrow night. We imagine the competition will be pretty stiff ... and so will the audience! (exoticeroticball.com + adultfyi.com)

· We miss the days when films would warn us about the evils of illicit sex, while simultaneously titillating us with those same evils. In fact, you should probably watch every porn film two or three times so you fully understand the sick, nasty things you're never supposed to do. (bedazzled.blogs.com)

· Brokeback Fever continues to spread as fishing buddies all over the country wonder if having sex with their best friend would make them gay. If you've ever written a letter that starts, "I love chicks, but ...", that's definitely your first clue. (am-i-gay.com)

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Really, we'll stop posting more World Cup themed babery as soon as you tell us you're sick of it ... but before you do, check out these photosets from Danish online cheesecake site Side6.dk, who are about a third of the way through a two week series featuring boobs babes of all nations celebrating their respective countries' team spirit. While most of the photos feature the usual soccer outfits straining at the seams and suggestively placed balls, we're a little confused about some of the props ... maybe this one explains why the Brazilians are always forces to reckon with on the playing field?

· World Cup Babe Galleries (side6.dk; see complete series index here - thanks L.)

Previously: Soccer Smut Showdown, Keeley Hazell's World Cup Strip, Miss World Cup 2006, World Cup Hotties, (Still More) Football Babes

Continuing with our recent focus on soccer-themed smut in honor of the World Cup this week, our friends at Pornzio point us to the newly launched hardcore site 15 On 1, which is of less interest to us for its occasional football-inspired video shoots than it is for its copy, which reads like it was written in English before being translated into Croatian and back again: "'Fuck Elizabeth!' went the players' march song when they jogged past her in the field. Elizabeth, a generous cheer dancer, called them over and gave in to their tease. Running back to her, they wander their rough hands over her tits and clit. 'She's tasty!' they said." WTF?

· "15 on 1" (pornzio.net)

If all that gangbang action is too intense for you, maybe you'd perfer something more along the lines of a photo layout featuring soccer-themed bikinis or some hot-n-muddy Japanese girl-on-girl scrumdown action instead? One thing's for sure: the Super Bowl doesn't have anything on the rest of the world when it comes to sports porn, annual Lingerie Bowl hype notwithstanding.

· "Fotballdamer viser VM-undertøy" (vg.no, via Sex?)

Knapste Voetbalfoto's EVER (zattevrienden.be, via Tiny Nibbles)

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Previously: Keeley Hazell's World Cup Strip, Miss World Cup 2006, World Cup Hotties, (Still More) Football Babes