(So if you're on the West Coast, you might want to take off of work early...)

· Jelena Jensen (jelenajensen.com)

What is this "best job" you ask? Why, caretaker for the Great Barrier Reef, of course—a job that pays $150,000 (and provides free housing!), and doesn't require all that much in the way of responsibility. Naturally, to hire someone for the job, you'd want to turn the search into a giant publicity stunt, allowing any random person to vote for the next caretaker—which is how lovely Julia—a 29-year-old Russian marine biologist—quickly rose to the top of the list... and was summarily dismissed when Queensland Tourism learned a little about her past.

More's the pity, really, as we're not sure why working as a webcam girl would make someone (especially someone trained as a marine biologist!) a bad reef caretaker. You know, between this and that stupid porn filter, we're getting less and less keen on Australia. If it wasn't for Abby Winters and Girls Out West, we'd probably just write off the whole continent.

[Thanks to I for the video and tip!]

· The Best Job In The World (islandreefjob.com)
· Russian 'best job' candidate dumped over porn video (abc.net.au)
· Julia Yalovitsyna Porn Pictures: Porn Scandal for Tropical Island "Best Job in the World" Australian Tourism Competition (hottiesinthenews.blogspot.com)

Live cam sites are a tried and true porn format, so we're almost surprised that it's taken so long for someone to adapt them for the iPhone. True, the iPhone hasn't always been the most video friendly piece of hardware (most flash-based video sites still don't work on it)—but with so many camgirls chomping at the bit to get into the iPhone porn market, you'd think that someone would have figured out a way to port them into your iPhone before now. But we digress: back to Xgoes.

The site offers five different sections: Live Girls (the largest section by far, with over 200 girls online when we logged in), Live Couples, Live Gay, Live Dates (seemingly one-on-one cam/chat set ups), and Video. Click through to a section, and you're offered a list of the camgirls (or camboys) currently online, along with a preview pic and information on the languages that they speak. Once you've made your selection, it's on to the actual meat of the site: the cam page.

In spite of all the bells and whistles of being an iPhone-only site, the actual cam pages of Xgoes.mobi are, well, just ordinary, basic cam pages. The livestream is a small, silent box depicting a small girl disrobing; below the cam is a chat box that allows you to communicate with your tiny new friend. There's a certain thrill in knowing that you have the ability to access this site at anytime, and anywhere, but ultimately, the amount of satisfaction you get from it comes down to one question: how erotic do you find the idea of a silent, postage stamp-sized girl disrobing on your iPhone?

· Xgoes.mobi (xgoes.mobi)
· Thumbnail from The Best Camgirls (thebest-camgirls.com, via Ask Jolene)

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GP: Here's what the world needs to know: do you eat Philly cheesesteaks?

Stoya: No. I'm a vegetarian in phases, but that much meat makes me sick.

GP: Tell us about your neighborhood.

Stoya: People come to our door to sell things.

GP: Like what?

Stoya: When we were moving in, we had a broken sewing machine. Somebody came to the door to sell us another one for $20.

GP: So someone watched you as you moved in, determined your sewing machine was busted, then stole one and sold it to you? I don't want to put words in your mouth ...

Stoya: They probably stole it!

GP: I would steal a sewing machine for you, Stoya. I would steal an election for you.

· Stoya (myspace.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

"Dexter is an amazing, cutting edge show and having the opportunity to be involved with their production was phenomenal", said VS Media president Gregory Clayman. "It also shows that Dexter has excellent taste in online adult entertainment!"

Oh, by the way ... Dexter is a serial killer. But as Hannibal Lecter showed, they do have excellent taste in everything .... even porn! Behold the full synergistic glory after the jump.

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"Flirt4Free.com Featured on Showtime's Dexter Leading live webcam site makes television debut

Calabasas, CA-
Showtime's smash hit series Dexter premiered last night at 9pm with a pivotal scene featuring live webcam company Flirt4Free. Dexter Morgan is online on his computer and is caught looking at online porn. When the camera cuts to his monitor, he was looking at a Flirt4Free.com window with a scantily clad webcam model. Flirt4Free.com is the internets premier live adult webcam site, and features the adult industry's most high profile stars.

"Dexter is an amazing, cutting edge show and having the opportunity to be involved with their production was phenomenal", said VS Media president Gregory Clayman. "It also shows that Dexter has excellent taste in online adult entertainment!"

The series Dexter follows Dexter Morgan, an incredibly likeable forensics expert for the Miami Metro Police Department, who moonlights as a serial killer with a penchant for inflicting his own unusual brand of justice - he kills people who truly deserve it.

For more information visit www.flirt4free.com"

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Previously: Handlers: Hillary Scott Is Not "Tiffany"

We've been on internet longer than we care to think about, but we do enjoy the occasional look back at the history of this Earth-shaking medium—all the way back to the dark ages of 1997! Remember when the webcam was a young and vibrant technology seeking to unite the globe, and all our heads were filled with dreams of someday making love to Cindy Crawford over an interactive broadband virtual reality sex machine? Hal Pink at Tramp Stamp Studios has unearthed this dusty documentary footage from the early days of teledildonics (when he wasn't even Pink yet) where he reveals the ancient voodoo magic of remote-controlled cockrings to a wide-eyed British TV host. As we look back at the state of the art in vibrating eggs and video web chats from all those ages ago we can't help but think, "Wow ... look how far we haven't come in ten years." Seriously, aren't these pretty much the same options we have today? Where are our VR goggles and pulsating body suits and fleshy, photorealistic cyberbabes? This video could have been shot last week, and we'd hardly be able to tell the difference. Snap to it, geeks! We're not going to live forever ... unless you've been working on a solution for that instead?

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· Dildonics!? (trampstampstudios.com, video via veoh.com)

Previously: Vortex Vibrations: Vacuuming Your Way To A Better Orgasm, OhMiBod's BodiTalk: Reach Out And Fuck Someone, Sex Toy TechWatch: Introducing Twitterdildonics, Porn Vegas Dispatch: Virtual Holes and Virtual Sticks, Xbox's Vibration Sensation, Morning Wood: A Little Dab'll Do Ya, What Porn Stars Like About Porn

If you've spent any time at all on the interweb over the past several months (especially on MySpace, or if you're all caught up on our Wet Spots posts on the topic), it's probably been hard to miss the provocative ads for online dating site True.com—and you've probably wondered along with the the author of an article in today's New York Times what all those hot babes are doing in them since "(they) almost certainly do not need to look online for a date." According to site founder Herb Vest, though, all that exposed cleavage and dodgy webcam come-ons are just a matter of proving that sex sells in the online dating industry as much as it does anywhere else. But please don't call their tactics pornographic: "We are very conscious of our reputation ... Pornography brings perverts, and we do not want perverts on our site. On the other hand, you can state from me in bold letters that True is in favor of sex." Considering the fact that True.com bought ad space here on Fleshbot a few years ago, we guess that means that either some kinds of porn are OK as far as they're concerned or that Fleshbot readers are a special brand of perverts. Still, we prefer to stick with the old-fashioned way of getting a date: by getting really drunk and foisting our cell phone numbers as many objects of our affection as we can before we throw up and/or pass out. It may not be the most effective way of finding romance, but at least we can put that $49.95 a month to a better use than dealing with the crushing disappointment that all those winks we're getting aren't the real deals after all.

· "Hot but Virtuous Is an Unlikely Match for an Online Dating Service" (NY Times)
· See also: "So feel free to wear your tightest short shorts, Ladies" and "The continuing chestification of True.com" (copyranter.blogspot.com)

If our carefully measured one-a-day dosage of sexy video clips just isn't enough for you, we're sorry; we've purposely hold ourselves back so that you don't become chemically dependent on embedded smut. The people at Slut Addict, however, have no such qualms and are perfectly willing to be your enabler as you gorge yourself on porn. Like a TGP gallery for videos, they pull in clips from sites like PornoTube, YouTube, Dailymotion and elsewhere, collect them all on the front page, and then pump them directly into your veins. They even allow you to break the clips down into blowjob, lesbian or straight sex, so that you get just the fix you need. Think of it as Flesh Flicks on steroids, but without the pithy commentary and insightful analysis (which is totally why you read those posts, right?)—or maybe like a "Clockwork Orange" minus the eye restraints. If you think you can handle it go right ahead, but when you become a slobbering, strung-out video junkie don't expect us to host your intervention.

· Slut Addict (slutaddict.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives, Emergency Porn, Fantasti.cc Videos: Community Rated Smut, ScripTube: Build Your Own YouTube Clone, Eroshare, Splutr: More Social Porn

· Katie Holmes almost ruins her storybook princess fairytale with a low-class upskirt shot that somehow still manages to reveal nothing. She leads a charmed life. (socialitelife.com)

· A new webcam device allows you make eye contact with the person you're jerking off to ... er, we mean, breaking down global communications barriers with. (xbiz.com)

· Tax inspectors have developed a spider bot that scans paysites to see if they're being honest about their finances. We wonder if it also finds porn that's not being charged for, because that would really help us out a lot. (wired.com)

· Here's a news roundup of all the YouTube porn clones, which you don't need to read because you follow our Flesh Flicks posts every single day, right? Right? (thedailyreel.com)

· "Carice van Houten spends most of her 145 minutes on screen either naked or toting a weapon, or both." And she still didn't get nominated for an Oscar? There's no justice. (telegraph.co.uk)

· Here's why ISPs can't be held responsible for any porn that might be hosted by their users. So sue us. (news.com.com)

· "Terms and conditions for pornoaction are now stipulated in one chapter of the bill since the essence of pornoaction is now part of pornography." We love it when the Indonesian House of Representatives talks dirty. (thejakartapost.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Fine, Paris Hilton ... you win. If you take a shower in public then we guess we'll write about you (and your friend Kim Kardashian) again. But just this once. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Britney Spears' vagina has it's own New Year's resolution, but unfortunately the brain it's attached too might have other ideas. (prettyontheoutside.typepad.com)

· For those who are interested in such things, The Smoking Gun has the court papers from Mariah Carey's fight with Mary Carey over their names. We like a little more visual evidence in our pornstar lawsuits, but that's just us. (thesmokinggun.com)

· If real human calendar babes are a little too much, maybe the computer generated variety would appeal to you more. When you break it all down, they're all mostly silicon anyway right? (thesun.co.uk)

· A Chicago massage parlor is not only accused of offering more than massages, they may also have been broadcasting those happy endings on the internet. Talk about getting rubbed the wrong way. (suntimes.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Wither the waterbed? This staple of every 1970's bachelor pad just doesn't seem to get as much as play as it used to ... probably because it involves keeping your bed with filled water. It's a lot of maintenance for what is essentially a novelty sleeping device. But the real question is: Is it worth it? Does it turn ho-hum missionary sex into a wet and wild ocean adventure? Does it drive the chicks wild? This two-part homemade clip doesn't really answer our questions, but it does make us think that the noise from all that sloshing around might drive us crazy after a while. If there are any waterbed aficionados still alive and reading this, tell us what you think of your wave machine in the comments; as for the rest of you, you'll find some firsthand documentary evidence to consider after the jump.

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· Waterbed webcam sex (PornoTube)

· Waterbed webcam sex, Part 2 (PornoTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We take umbrage at the phrase "Not safe for work": as if we're all to simply assume work itself is safe and ignore the myriad of calamities that could very well befall you there, like stress, carpal tunnel syndrome, disgruntled coworkers, depression, and who knows what else. In fact, you might even be safer hunkered down at home looking at porn on this free dirty movie log from the Netherlands. Just watch out for that rugburn. And, er, carpal tunnel syndrome.
-A. Tolesco

· Not Safe For Work (notsafeforwork.erolog.nl, via indienudes.com)

Previously: Hot Dutch Amateurs, Hot Tube, Viva Pornografica, Live Sex List, Video Sexy Blog

Discriminating smuthounds already know that YouTube has become one of the web's go-to places for all sorts of pervy delights, so we weren't surprised that some enterprising fan has started collecting all of its sexy babe sightings and webcam clips in one easy-to-navigate weblog. Think of it as sort of a video version of all those Flickr babelogs that popped up all over the place earlier this year before Yahoo! started trying to make things more family-friendly—and be sure to check it out now before some other big media company takes over and puts a kabosh on all the fun too.

Comik Zone SEXY (Babes of YouTube) (lemetaleurfousexy.over-blog.com, via gigaom.com)

Previously: Sexy Women Portraits, Blinkx Video To Go, Flickr Booty, One Click Chicks, xFlicker, Flickrchicks, Flickr Boobie Blog, Party Chicks, Flickr Postcard Browser Nudes, Adult Flickr, Flickr and Sex