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• Diesel XXX Amsterdam (illegaladvertising.com)

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• "A Girl, Her Tongue and a Hotel Room" (YouTube; more @ extstay.com)

"So have you seen that nine-minute video of the guy fucking a giant Cheeto that's made out of a bunch of little Cheetos?"

"OMG, yes! What was that all about?"

"I don't know. The internet is weird."

Yeah, we don't get it either. But to be fair, he's not really fucking the Cheeto so much as he's making sweet, sweet love to it. It's kind of romantic, actually. Even if it is completely and totally out-of-this-world insane.

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· I LOVE YOU CHEETOS (YouTube, via uniquedaily.com)

· Be Kind Rewind: Celebrity Home Videos (bekindmovie.com)

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· "2 Girls 1 Cupcake" (veoh.com)
· Stormy Daniels (stormydaniels.com)
<<b>· a href="http://www.mysoace.com/stormydaniels">Stormy Daniels @ MySpace (myspace.com)

The internets were on the hunt this weekend for a randy stewardess flight attendant caught on videotape showing her crewmates something a little more entertaining than the standard in-flight movie. With nothing much to go on other than a face, The Sun of London was content to make a few bad aviation sex puns and move on, but then a few days passed and up popped video No. 2 of these crazy sky-high antics. We're not really convinced that the same woman stars in both clips, but everyone involved appears to be French and maybe that's just how they do things on that nation's AOM airline. Of course, that might also explain why that airline is now out of business. The moral is that when the captain of your next flight comes over the intercom to tell you it's going to be an uneventful flight, don't believe a word of it.

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· Strip-tease in alta quota (YouTube, via Gridskipper)
· Cockpit Striptease (RedTube)
· Jet pilot | Enjoys hostie's air strip + Saucy French AOM air hostess Stephanie's second strip for pilots (thesun.co.uk)

· The Essence of McLovin (justpressplay.net, thanks Arya)

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· Embed from Fun House: The Essence of McLovin (funhouse.bubble.ro)

· Balloongirl (YouTube)
· Elle Macpherson Intimates Virals (adverbox.com, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)
· Elle MacPherson Intimates (ellemacphersonintimates.com)

Imagine our excitement when we heard whispers of an interactive webcam that allowed you to adjust the water temperature of an open-air beach shower frequented by bikini-clad hotties ... and our crushing disappointment when we soon found out that it was just another viral advertisement for Axe body spray. Still, the illusion was good while it lasted, complete with fake sidebar weather readings and suitably amateurish web design. And we did have a few minutes of fun playing with that temperature slider to see how long we could keep said bikini-clad hottie rubbing herself beneath the shower's spray. But we're no more compelled to cover ourselves with Axe's sickly-sweet-smelling product than we were before we came across the whole shebang. Our not-so-latent beach voyeur fantasies, however, have at least been sated in a way that doesn't intrude on anyone's privacy ... for now, anyway.

· Essence Beach Beachcam (beachshowercam.com)

Previously: How To Be A Beach Voyeur, The Endless Summer of the Nude Beach Babes, Breaking: Skin Shamelessly Used To Sell Skin Care Products, Shampoo Ad Archive: People Are Getting Off To This, Right?, Strip Club Commericals Go For The Hard Sell, Playtime With Honey And Bunny

If you think classic gladiator movies are a serious art form, then you better not watch the voiceover-mangled, oversexed retro mashup videos over at Trojan Tales, a newish marketing campaign for Trojan brand condoms; keep your sword sheathed and move along, Scrotus Maximus. But if you're like us, your brain needs an occasional hilarious timesuck brain rinse to edge out the tedious hours spent schooling interns on the finer points of properly evaluating Pringles Can Vaginas or porn sommalier course pairings for that vintage bottle of Fizz^TM Soda-Flavored Lubricant. There's no nudity, but there's lots of bad sex jokes, sexy and bodacious slave babes with unusually low voices, and some awe-inspiring hair (chest and otherwise). -V. Blue

· Trojan Tales (Flash @ trojantales.com)

Previously: The Pants Whisperer: Penis-Based Marketing, Condom Graphics Gallery, Japanese Condom Packaging, Sexy Ad Motifs, Trojan Games

French lingerie maker Sloggi has an interesting marketing strategy of creating intentionally provocative billboards—and then placing them in equally provocative places, like near a mosque—that are certain to draw protests or outright bans. Controversy does make for a good PR strategy, and it is pretty much the only reason we know who they are. But rather than hog all the fun for themselves, they've set up a new website where You, Time's Person of the Year, can create your own Sloggi billboard that you can then use to shock stuffy grown-ups and any thong haters in your email address book. Pick the background, pick the models and poses (they might even take their shirts off for you) and you'll be making "consumer generated content" in no time! It's also a great way to waste a few more hours of your day once you've gotten Heather Vandeven to go as far as she can while staring at thongs. Don't you feel empowered?

· Sloggi Billboard Director (flash site @ sloggifun.nl)
· Sloggi Shares the Lingerie Love, Lets You Choose Ass, Make Billboard (adrants.com)

Previously: Sloggi, FotonovaNYC: Bikini And Lingerie Photos By Alex, Brigite In Brigite By Brigite, The Fine Art Of Lace Thongs, Heather Vandeven: Your Pleasure Pet

There's an excellent chance you've seen this clip already since it's been bouncing around the interwebs for a few days now. You haven't seen it here yet, because despite it's title this video contains no actual sex and the premise is almost too obvious. Ever since the Nintendo Wii was unveiled last year, the very first thing that everyone thinks of when they discover its sleek, wireless, and rumbling remote is where they can stick it, so a viral video like this was only a matter of time. Luckily for you, slow news days bring out our generous side and you check out the Wii action for yourself after the jump. We're also secretly hoping that some of our more adventurous readers might try this stunt for real, and share the results of their experiment with us. Bonus points will be awarded for those attempt it while playing Wii Bowling.

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· The Wii Sex Movie (YouTube)

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Previously: YouTube Watch Archives

It's a little disturbing to talk about the term "viral marketing" where vulnerable looking exposed pink bits are concerned, but that's the concept behind Porno Marketing, an Italian project that bills itself as "the first product placement website for the sex-amateur community" and which offers "a unique and enriching chance to anonymously associate your own brand to highly viral content." What that involves is having amateur exhibitionists pose with (or at least near) various products and retail establishments in order to help extend their brand beyond the usual forms of advertising. Whether it's a real proposition to marketers or just a clever means to get people to contribute naked pictures of themselves doesn't effect that fact that this sort of thing really does work: not everyone might be tempted to run out and buy a six pack of Corona after seeing ways to enjoy it that don't involve a warm sandy beach and a wedge of lime, but we bet there's a significant minority of you out there who are suddenly feeling pretty thirsty right about now.

· Porno Marketing (pornomarketing.com)

Previously: The Pants Whisperer: Penis-Based Marketing, Miss Magnum: Lick It Up!, Josie Maran: On The Farm With Terry Richardson, Lee Goes "Lolita"

Guys, do you like your penis? Ladies, do you like their penises (or have a strapon that needs a little perking up)? Well, if there's anyone who does like the cock, it's Durex, judging by this promotional site devoted to our little (and not-so-little) friends. (The condoms are a nice gesture too.) This amusing time-waster features a penis name generator, user-submitted videos of dudes humping inanimate objects, and even little costumes to print out and cover Mr. Happy with—all wrapped around a semi-interactive video hosted by an attractive young actress, who was hopefully getting paid by the number of times she said "penis." As far as corporate-sponsored websites go, this is one of the better ones we've seen, though it kind of depends on how funny you think it is to give your pecker a name like "The Little German." In other words, your mileage may vary.

· The Pants Whisperer (thepantswhisperer.com, via adrants.com)

Previously: The Dildo Diaries, The Evaluatress: What You Don't Know Can Hurt You, Miss Magnum: Lick It Up!

· What does it say about the Simpson family that simply wearing panties makes you "the classy one." Take that, Australia! (egotastic.com)

· This just in: strippers get no respect. All the joy they bring to the world, and they still get treated worse than lawyers and politicians. What has a lawyer ever done for your balls besides try to break them? (philly.com)

· If you'd like your film to be considered for a 2007 AVN Award, it must be released by September 30. Which gives you just enough time to write, cast, shoot, edit, and distribute your porn movie, and then make at two or three more. (avn.com)

· We agree that this is probably somebody's idea of a joke ... because sex sells, but this is ridiculous. Ok, it's our idea of a joke too, but give us a break. It's Friday. (coolz0r.com, via adrants.com)

· SugarBank explains the (not so) brief history of amateur porn. Sadly, we lost our amateur status awhile back, otherwise that Olympic gold medal would be ours right now. (sugarbank.com)

· Virgin Money (they have money, now?) reminds you to be careful what you wish for. Unless your name is John Holmes, you can have too much of a good thing. (viralchart.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

In an unprecedented effort to market to the overlapping scooter aficionado and lesbian porn fan demographic, Vespa is celebrating its 60th anniversary with a bizarre online viral campaign featuring information about the company's latest line of classic two-wheeled vehicles juxtaposed with videos of two fully dressed women engaging in some hot girl-on-girl aerial love action—intended as a "guide to mind-blowing lovemaking on your scooter", to quote the site copy. It's not nearly as dirty as it should be (like we said, they're fully dressed), but somehow we find those floating ladies oddly hypnotic ... and pretty darn sexy. Maybe it's not such a bizarre advertising strategy after all.

· Kama Scooter (Flash @ kamascooter.com)
· "Sex and the Scooter" (carsguide.news.com.au)