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All We Got For Christmas Was A Hand(job)-Me-Down

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

But it's cool. We don't need one of those new-fangled Blowjobs from The Sharper Image; all we need is togetherness. And a little lube, too.

Sure, the handjob may seem a little worn out, but it's a timeless present! People have been giving each other (and themselves) these things for years, and not even Hallmark can step to that kind of tradition. If you really want to make it special: get naked! It's the little, personal touches that give a handmade gift meaning.

· Hand Job (xtube.com)

The "Maximum Risk": Combining Jean-Claude Van Damme With Nudity

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

On the other hand, there's a 100% chance you'll see some Natasha Henstridge boob action. Sometimes it pays to take risks.

Every action star needs some love in his life, and there's nothing better for recuperating after a long day of roundhouse kicks than some dirty, impromptu bathroom sex. But if you really can't endure the sight of Jean-Claude's heavy brow interrupting this scene, just put a post-it over his face; it's worth it.

· "Maximum Risk" (1996) (imdb.com)
· Nude Celebs in HD - Natasha Henstridge (nudography.com)

The Holiday Party By Which To Judge All Others

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

For this holiday season, we had a lovely party at a fancy restaurant with tons of food and drink and good vibes. Still, there was a severe lack of naked British girls mingling with us writers.

It's probably our own fault. If we had just invited Alice Goodwin and her friends from Nuts, we could've have the perfect party. Oh well, maybe next year!

· Alice Goodwin's Christmas Party (boobieblog.com)

The Best Experiments Take Place In (With) A Vacuum

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

Yes, vacuums are great for cleaning, and they also present the perfect environment for physics problems. But did you know you can totally masturbate with one? For real.

Truth be told, this isn't the first time we've seen this kind of sensual suction in vintage porn, but it's one of the best. It makes us think that people in the olden days were much more intimate with their cleaning appliances. The next time you need to relieve some tension or feather your hair, look no further than the good ol' WetDry vacuum.

· Buy "Flaming Tongues" (vcx.com)

'Tis The Season: Vice Explores Icelandic Elf Sex

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Is there anything that says Christmas quite like sex with elves? Vice thinks not—and we're inclined to agree. (vbs.tv)

Horny Holidays: Top Ten Amateur Christmas Sex Videos

Kate Kant — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

What's that present hiding underneath the Christmas tree? Could it be a sexy new toy from Santa? And a skanky little dress? Oh, and a video camera? Sounds like a very Fleshbot-y Christmas.

Take it from the couples (and solo acts) in these videos—even if a lot of us don't celebrate Christmas, we still love to embrace the time allotted for spending with that special someone...by fucking their brains out.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

A Sexy Christmas Gift Wrapped in Red Ribbon (xtube.com)

what jews do on christmas (xtube.com)

My X-mas 3way! (xtube.com)

christmas morning fun (xtube.com)

my xmas gift (yuvutu.com)

Marry Christmas! (yuvutu.com)

Christmas Webcam Sluts (pornhub.com)

A Big Black Dick for Christmas (pornhub.com)

Close up of me fucking my gf (xtube.com)

Doggystyle Christmas Fuck (megaporn.com)

We're Fixated On Melrose Foxxx's Everything

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST

We'd wager that Sean Michaels knows a thing or two about asses in general (and black asses in particular)—so if he declares Melrose Foxxx's posterior worthy of fixation, well, we're not going to argue with him.

Of course, given that we have eyes and all, we can tell for ourselves that Melrose is worthy of fixation, period. And believe you us...we are definitely fixated.

· Buy "Black Ass Fixation 2" (evolutionerotica.com)

Our Gift To You: Lizzy Caplan's First Ever Topless Scene

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

Oh readers, we've been scratching our heads this holiday season, trying to figure out what to get you for this Winter Holiday. It had to be unique, it had to be special, it had to be, well, naked.

And this morning, just when we'd given up hope, we stumbled upon it: Lizzy Caplan's first ever topless scene, from 2006's "Love is the Drug." If you've somehow forgotten Lizzy Caplan, she was the star of one of "True Blood"'s very best nude scenes—and now, in this very special clip, we can all see where she got her start.

So happy holidays and merry nudeness...and, of course, happy nude year.

· Lizzy Caplan in "Love is the Drug" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

How Does Your Garden Grow?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:30:01 EST

With silver bells, and cockle shells, and pretty maids giving blowjobs all in a row? Forget those ceramic gnomes—we'd much rather see this sort of scene in gardens across America.

It'd certainly make mowing the lawn vastly more interesting.

· (xtube.com)

Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston Rivalry Now Basis Of A Porno

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

The Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie rivalry has long been the bread and butter of tabloids—and now someone else wants a piece of the action. Hustler's third volume of "Untrue Hollywood Stories" focuses on the two leading ladies.

It remains to be seen what antics the girls get up to (aside from Angelina's infamous blood play, which is featured in the trailer above)...but honestly, we're not going to say no to the chance to see Sadie West as Angelina and Rachel Roxxx as Jennifer Aniston. (Then again, we're not really about to say no to them doing anything, so there is that.)

· Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston Parody! (hustlerworld.com)

Alice O'Connell Distracts And Compels Us In "The Blue Tower"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

UK film "The Blue Tower"—released earlier this year—offers an insightful look at the lives of British Indians. Unfortunately, we're too distracted by Alice O'Connell's flesh to, well, learn anything about those British Indians.

Though since the one British Indian in this clip seems similarly entranced by Ms. O'Connell, well, at least we know we all have the same taste in women!

· "The Blue Tower" (imdb.com)
· Alice O'Connell in "The Blue Tower" (bzvideoclips.net)

WAG Watch: Rachael Cordingley

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Rachel Cordingley's boyfriend Carl Froch may be the boxer...but if you ask us, she's the one who's a total knockout. If you know what we mean. (zootoday.com)

Santa's Sexy Helpers: Top Ten Sexy Xmas Videos

Kate Kant — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

All we want for Christmas this year is a couple of women in sexy underwear and Santa hats. Is that too much to ask?

We think not: and neither do our new found friends. They may not be dressed for the snow, but they're sure to heat things up indoors this holiday season.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Sweet Teen Wearing Her Sexy Christmas Outfit! (youtube.com)

Sexy Christmas Outfits! (youtube.com)

David Lachapelle Sexy Christmas ad for Boots (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa Girl's! (youtube.com)

Victoria Secrets Sexy Christmas (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa's Helpers (youtube.com)

Anita Dark's Christmas Video (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa 2008 (youtube.com)

Bikini Christmas (youtube.com)

Natasha Yi Christmas Video! (youtube.com)

Kim Kardashian Makes Eating Salad Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

Following in the footsteps of Paris HIlton and Audrina Partridge, Kim Kardashian has signed on as the latest Carl's Jr. spokesbabe.

Unlike her predecessors, Kim's not hyping Carl's burgers, though. No, this video is all about the sex appeal of salad...and if you ask us, eating greens has never looked sexier.

· Kim Kardashian - New Grilled Chicken Salads at Carl's Jr. (youtube.com)

Sindee Jennings Is Possessed...And Very, Very Horny

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST

Oh no! You say Sindee Jennings has gone and gotten herself possessed? And it's a rabidly horny, sex-crazed ghost that's making her fiend for cock? Well, that doesn't sound too bad. It's not like she's puking pea soup or anything.

Although if her head starts spinning around, definitely let us know. A cock-crazed girl with 360 degree head spin? Just imagine the possibilities...

· Buy "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX" (gamelink.com)

Before Zack And Miri Made A Porno, There Was "Torremolinos 73"

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

Given our penchant for mainstream films about people breaking into the industry, we're a bit surprised that 2003's "Torremolinos 73" slipped below our radar. But no matter: a good film about porno is still good, even six years late.

Like many of its peers, "Torremolinos 73" features a down-on-their-luck couple who venture into the adult industry...only to find that they're naturals. There is, of course, drama and crisis towards the end, but a good deal of the movie is just a beautiful celebration of sex and film (which, as it happens, are two of our favorite things).

· "Torremolinos 73" (imdb.com)
· Clips via Movie Nude Scenes (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

Hungry: An Amateur Porno In Three Acts

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:30:01 EST

Most of the films we find on XTube are pretty standard fare: an amateur someone sets up (or holds) a camera, then films him/herself in action, alone or with a friend (or friends). Today's selection is a bit different.

For one thing, this is an amateur fuck flick that actually gives credit to a director: Hughey Love, a Spanish Harlem-based amateur porn auteur. For another, this isn't just one couple going at it: in the span of a few minutes, we're introduced to three separate (and equally sexy) scenarios, a delicious buffet of amateur action.

We're not sure if this film is a complete work, or if it's meant to simply showcase Mr. Love's range as a director...but we're definitely feeling compelled to dig up a bit more of his oeuvre.

· Pretty Boy V & Crew Fuck like hungry wolves! (xtube.com)

Lucy Lawless In The Flesh In "Spartacus: Blood And Sand"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Over the summer, we reported that Lucy Lawless's first ever nude scene would appear in Starz's "Spartacus." Well, kids, we weren't lying. Above, a clip of Ms. Lawless, looking very lovely, in episode two of the upcoming series.

And it looks like Lucy isn't the only one to show some skin in this series, either. We don't know about you, but we're going to be signing up for Starz post haste.

· "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" (starz.com)

RetroNudity: Kelly Monaco In "Idle Hands"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

True, it's a little too soon to be calling a movie from 1999 "retro"—but were we really supposed to just ignore this amazing clip of topless (and busty) Kelly Monaco getting groped? While wearing smeared Kiss makeup, even!

Hey, sometimes we have to bend the rules a little to get you all the hotness you deserve. Consider it our early Christmas (or late Chanuka) gift to you. You're welcome.

· Kelly Monaco in "Idle Hands" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Back Door Lovin': Top Ten Amateur Anal Sex Videos

Kate Kant — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

What can we say about anal sex? It's sexy, dirty, and (thankfully) not as taboo as it once was. And we've got quite a few friends who know to spice things up by knocking at the back door.

Even better: those friends have video cameras. Watch out for the sexy surprise reversal in the last video – it was too hot to resist including.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Anal Sex (xtube.com)

Great Oral, Vaginal, and Anal (yuvutu.com)

my wife gives me her anal hole (xtube.com)

HOMEMADE:BANGING MY YOUNG GIRLFRIEND FROM BEHIND (xtube.com)

mr dee black fucking ms mecca (xtube.com)

BG fuck (yuvutu.com)

the back door (yuvutu.com)

Another A2M (yuvutu.com)

AMATEUR COUPLE HAVING ANAL SEX (pornhub.com)

Anal Foreplay (xtube.com)