Not surprisingly, most of the women who landed on the list have, at one time or another, posed in some state of undress (that's how we know they're hot!). You'll have to buy Penthouse if you want to actually see their tribute to these WAGs...but we still managed to dig up some pretty sexy photos of the ladies who made the list. Take a gander below—and let us know who you're glad to see on the list (and who was unfairly left off).

1. Vida Guerra (Jeremy Shockey, TE, New Orleans Saint)

2. Carmella DeCesare (Jeff Garcia, QB, Oakland Raiders )

3. Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush, RB, New Orleans Saint)

4. Brande Roderick (Cade McNown, QB, Chicago Bears)

5. Heather Kozar (Tim Couch, QB, Cleveland Browns)

6. Jennifer Walcott (Adam Archuleta, S, St. Louis Rams)

7. Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Baskett, WR, Philadelphia Eagles)

8. Jessica Simpson (Tony Romo, QB, Dallas Cowboys)

9. Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady, QB, New England Patriots)

10. Mercedes Lindsay (Jason Campbell, QB, Washington Redskins)

· Penthouse (penthouse.com)
· List via Nudography (nudography.com)

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· Photo Source: Splash News (splashnews.com)

· Believe it or not, we don't have any photos of a famous celebrity on a beach in a bikini today. (Did they close the ocean or something?) So here's Vida Guerra in her underwear instead. We hope you can forgive us. (dailypoa.com)

· A man in England was arrested for having sex with a bike. Don't ask us ... we don't know how that would work either. (sundaymail.co.uk)

· Good news for those of you about to be sent to prison in Sweden—you can still get porn while you're in there. We'll send you some cookies, too. (thelocal.se)

· Art helps explains why "naked" and "nude" are not the same thing. They both involve tits though, right? (telegraph.co.uk)

· It's ok to use condoms for disease prevention, but don't tell anyone that they also prevent pregnancy. Because that's the kind of thing you should figure out through trial and error. (nytimes.com, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)

· Britain wants to adopt a ratings system for the internet, since the one they have for movies works so well. We'll hold open the exit door for you. (contractoruk.com)

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· Are these Vida Guerra pictures new ones or are we just so used to seeing her ass everywhere that we can't even tell anymore? (dailypoa.com)

· Willa Ford jumps on the Anna Nicole Smith movie bandwagon. We're not sure Anna's legacy can take any more "honoring." (tmz.com)

· Mexico may not allow photographer Spencer Tunick to hold his next group nudie shot in front of ancient Aztec pyramids. Whatever ... he can fix that in Photoshop. (scotsman.com)

· Here are a blogger's tips for having a successful threesome—but keep in mind, there is no proof that any blogger has ever successfully had a threesome. (askugg.com)

· The use of nude models in art classes is another one of those neverending college debates, like "Should we order the pony keg or just get 40-ouncers?" (svsu.edu)

· Robots take yet another job away from hard-working humans: sex club tout. Once they figure out how to lap dance, we're doomed. (pinktentacle.com, via Boing Boing)

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· Booty princess Vida Guerra has another rump-tastic photoshoot, this time in King magazine. It's good to see her sticking with what works. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Forty percent of Japanese people are not having sex on a regular basis? Maybe if the censors didn't blur out all the good stuff they'd be a little more inspired to get more busy. (foxnews.com)

· "It's illegal to walk into a department store, grab women's clothing and other merchandise, masturbate on it all and then leave." Whew ... good thing somebody told us that ahead of time! (mcall.com)

· Nothing says "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore" like a naked protest babe. Whatever cause they're fighting for, we're on board. (radosh.net + Wonkette)

· Someone in Norway has had enough of rampant statue nudity and they're going to do something about it! Our statues have got to learn to respect themselves! (aftenposten.no, via Boing Boing)

· Just a tip: When a court officer tells you, you can pay your fine by testing bed sheets and condoms in his private "lab," there's a pretty good chance he's not on the up and up. (heraldonline.com)

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· Vida Guerra. Bikini. Ass for days. You know the drill. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Exotic dancers plan a strip-a-thon to raise funds for three young boys suffering from a rare disorder. Won't someone please think of the children!? Oh, uh ... right. (edmontonsun.com)

· Scientists are working on a spray that would help treat premature ejaculation. It should have been available by now, but the doctors didn't want their data to be released too early. (foxreno.com)

· On the other end of the spectrum, marketers are pushing "arousal fluids" on women. No, alcohol doesn't count. (adage.com, via adrants.com)

· Here's another story that's worthless without pictures: We been sitting here all day trying to imagine what a penis-shaped fence would look like and we just can't visualize it. (yahoo.com)

· We're not sure why, but we suddenly have the urge to go buy a car. It just feels like it'd be a lot of fun. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

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· "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis was made "to read aloud in court a victim impact statement from one of the women, who said she was emotionally tormented by her appearance on a 'Girls Gone Wild' video" as part of his sentencing today for featuring two 17-year-olds in a 2003 video. We'd have thought forcing him to drink a case of Smirnoff Ice and make out with the court bailiff would've been even more effective, but what do we know about the law? (avn.com)

· Britney Spears loves Victoria's Secret underwear, but apparently no one told her that they also sell bras. Seriously, what are we going to do with this girl? (x17online.com)

· Vida Guerra may have lost her biggest fan, but she has no trouble moving on with other magazines. What a brave little trooper. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· As for us, Maxim fills the void in our heart with these shots of Lacey Chabert. We're starting to feel a little better already. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Meanwhile, Zoo Weekly also tries to cheer us up with Gemma Atkinson giving off that Christmas vibe, but that's hard to do when you aren't wearing clothes. (gorillamask.net)

· For a mere $50,000 dollars, you can re-enact that famous Brown Bunny scene with Vincent Gallo himself! Male prostitution is the must have gift this year. (Gawker)

· And for several million dollars, you can be the proud owner of Porn.com, Penis.com, and/or Vagina.com when these must-have domain names are auctioned off at the Internext adult trade xpo in Las Vegas next month. We'd love all three, but you can pick one for us if you want to surprie us—we don't want to be greedy or anything. (internext-expo.com - more @ AVN)

· A daring brothel in Stockholm opens up shop in a building they shared with a police station. One thing is certain: they had a lot of balls up there. (thelocal.se)

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· Salma Hayek wins top honors in Mr. Skin's list of the Best Nude Scenes of 2006. Our Netflix queue can't update itself fast enough. (zap2it.com; see the whole list @ Mr. Skin)

· British model Lucy Clarkson shows off her new tattoo to a friend. Does seeing these pictures make us her friends too? (hornyoyster.com)

· A hot new scandal is sweeping Europe thanks to some salacious nude images of ... the vice-president of the European commission? Yikes. Thank goodness our politicians are so uptight. (guardian.co.uk)

· So after all this time Japanese women are still ashamed of their breasts? What will it take to convince them that we love the boobies? (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· A sleepwalker in the UK had to call the cops after he found himself locked out of his hotel room at 3 a.m., completely naked. Not exactly a CSI moment for the boys in blue. (thesun.co.uk)

· So what did Vida Guerra think of her latest FHM shoot? Let's just say you should never mess with a girl's booty without permission. (YouTube, via popsugar.com)

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· The artist once again known as Prince changes his tune on Sexy M.F.ers and is now offering strippers money to not take their clothes off. Is this what he meant by Pussy Control? (uk.news.yahoo.com)

· We're wondering why someone went through all the trouble of turning Vida Guerra into a tiger. Not that we're complaining or anything. (totallycrap.com)

· Get ready for National Freedom of Speech Week starting on October 16. We suggest you celebrate by finding someone opposed to your favorite cause, challenge them to a debate, and then tell them to go fuck themselves. (freespeechweek.org, via avn.com)

· Worried about being exploited by some smartass for an "experiment" the next time you answer an online personal ad? Head Fleshbotette Violet Blue serves up these tips to help save yourself from getting screwed. Or, er, from getting screwed the wrong way. You know what we mean. (tinynibbles.com)

· In one week, Interior Department employees wasted 104,000 hours of productivity—or the yearly work time of 50 people—on porn, gambling and other internet sites. To be fair, Interior is the most boring of all Cabinet-level departments. (sfgate.com)

· So let's get this straight: A teacher finds a sex tape of two colleagues doing it in the teachers' lounge, turns it into the principal, and now he's the one that's in trouble? Wow, they really don't like snitches at that school. (nydailynews.com)

· The mayor of Federal Heights, Colorado, is in hot water because the strip club where he worked violated local ordinances. Wait, the mayor of your town is also the doorman at a strip club? What kind of swinging voters do you have out there? (thedenverchannel.com)

· Sharpen your knives for Babeland's Sexy Jack-O-Lantern contest. (Sadly, you need to be in L.A., New York or Seattle to enter.) Remember, simply turning it into a glory hole will not win you anything.(babeland.com)

· Our general fondness (to say the least) for Keeley Hazell is well known by this point, but now that we've heard her speak in this video from her FHM photoshoot last year we may have to propose or something. British accents tend to have that effect on us. (YouTube, via popoholic.com)

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