Not so with erotic auteur Celeste, who envisions the exquisite blond sex goddess as a tantalizing mist of lasciviousness to be deeply inhaled into the inner core of your root chakra, until every single nerve ending in your overly sensitive genitals tingles with vibrant lust, or a sweet blunt of UK Cheese sprinkled with Blonde Kush Kief dipped in liquid ecstasy and dusted with a mix of crushed Viagra and Spanish Fly.

You can see how it's easy to love this former performer turned artiste.

Jesse Jane is as stunning as ever, her lithe albeit curvy young body arched into a series of throb inducing positions while she devours the turgid desire of her various paramours. It's a wonder that women this beautiful are willing to share their sex lives with mere mortals like us. Watching her screw is like witnessing an angel copulating.

In addition to the adorable Jesse Jane, the movie features the sex stylings of Diamond Kitty, Tanya James, Veronika Raquel, and pint sized Zeina Heart taking a heaping helping of Mick Blue up her tiny little Latin honey pot. It honestly doesn't look like it's going to fit—until it does. (That, friends, is talent.)

"Jesse Jane Breathe Me" is set to cloud the skies of this world this week. Forecast for the week slightly horny with a chance of extreme sexual satisfaction. All the images in the exclusive gallery below belong to Digital Playground so play nice or else. Happy Monday.

Jesse Jane and Diamond Kitty
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Jesse Jane and Scott Nails
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Zeina Heart
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Zeina Heart
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Zeina Heart and Mick Blue
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Zeina Heart and Mick Blue
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Jesse Jane
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Tanya James
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Veronika Raquel and Danny Mountain
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Veronika Raquel, Danny Mountain, Tanya James, and Scott Nails
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Veronika Raquel, Danny Mountain, Tanya James, and Scott Nails
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Diamond Kitty
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Jesse Jane
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Though we know the name of recently launched sex news vlog Daily Tang is supposed to remind us of all things relating to, you know, poon, we can't help but think about the gritty orange powdered drink for spacemen instead. But the similarities to spacemen end with the name, because Daily Tang is all about trolling the interwebs for the best (or worst, it's hard to tell sometimes) in smut and sex culture. (Sound familiar?) Upbeat hostess and porn performer Veronika Raquel talks like she's winking at you, and though she isn't topless like the hostesses of some other web-based and European news shows, she's pretty damn cute. So what if material like iPod-powered vibrators isn't exactly breaking news? She's still more fun to look at that anyone we've seen on CNN lately. (Except maybe Christiane Amanpour. But then again, we don't think iPod-powered vibrators fall within Christiane's realm of journalistic expertise anyway.)

· Daily Tang: Porn News With Veronica Raquel (QuickTime video @ dailytang.com)
· Veronika Raquel (veronikaraquel.com)

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