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Swaptastic Shenanigans & Penny Flame In "Wife Switch 8"

DCypher — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Pink Visual drops their newest "Wife Switch: this week. With both girls giving us a lesbian tease, then two couples going at it at the same time, it's like tripling the amount of hardcore in every single scene!

We couldn't be happier with the results—well, short of being invited into the juicy action. "Wife Switch 8" features ten couples who are all (ahem) totally brand new to the art of swapping, trying out the swinger thing for the very first time! Okay, we don't buy it either, but we're willing to go along for the ride. That's why it's called suspension of disbelief, right?

The very first scene brought memories flooding back to us. Alex Sanders, Mark Zane, Monica Mayhem, and long lost Penny Flame (of VH1 fame) all get crazy in a four way pile up that is as impressive as it is mesmerizing to watch. Our favorite new Huffington Post blogger shines like a diamond as the meat to this crazy sex sandwich (not to mention the instigator) chowing down on Monica Mayhem's juice box before pairing off with her new lover's boyfriend. The scene delivers a punch, with Mark Zane keeping the heat on.

The rest of the movie, including the scenes with Alex Star, Jay Lassiter, Mackenzie Star, Velicity Von, Anthony Rosano, Justin Magnum, Kayla Carrera, Sara Jessie, Jessica Bangkok, Joey Brass, Kylee Reese, and Scott Lyons, are just as interesting to watch. But the second scene of the show caught our attention just a little more—by about four extra inches in length and three extra inches around.

Claire Dames, Friday, Lee Stone, and the legendary Sledge Hammer put on a show that we could not look away from. Seriously, it was like mixing porn with Cirque De Soleil, minus the clowns and the tight wire. The scene featured acrobatics, heavy lifting, contortionists, sword swallowing, partner exchanging, and death defying acts of cunt stuffing! C'est tres magnifique!

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Avy Scott Rules "Phat Ass White Booty 5"

DCypher — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

If there's one thing that we've learned over the years, it's that hot and sexy comes in all shapes and sizes. Don't believe us? Let "Phat Ass White Booty 5" open up your mind and get you off.

For Jules Jordan director Alexander DeVoe, the best kind of size just happens to be white and thick, with tig ole bitties and the kind of bubble that could knock out the sun at midday. You can call it a stereotype, but it wouldn't change a thing. It just doesn't get realer than this.

Naturally breathtaking beauty Avy Scott owns this volume, just by showing up and giving us a sexy sample of her juicy round goodness. Fine as fuck just doesn't begin to cover it. You can see the intensity, the raw heat between her and Marcus from the sample gallery alone! Her milky ass cheeks get peeled apart to expose that steaming candy slit before Marcus goes to work, sliding inch after inch all the way up into her tight hole, while shades of ecstasy race across her pale skin making her both sets of cheeks flush.

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Return To Paradise With "Girlvana 5"

DCypher — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Women, unlike flowers, blossom perennially. When it comes to girl on girl love, any time of year is the right time to unfurl the silky pink flower and lick the sticky sweet petals clean.

Zero Tolerance continues their award winning series about rug munchers for the people who love them most. Yes, despite nationwide bans on same sex marriage, Americans continue to purchase erotic materials that show just that—two or more women in the act of committing hardcore homosexual fornication. These girls are clearly hardened sinners, undaunted by the succulent pink folds of juicy pink pussy they dive in unflinchingly all the way up the elbows, cranking out more spray than the first three rows of a Sea World show get hit with.

Mike Quasar leads a merry band of sisters off to eternal damnation with sexy flare, joining them up in every jigsaw position imaginable and adding fodder to our oversized mental masturbation file. He deputizes Julia Ann and Raylene to lead a group of sex-starved sluts through a decadent wasteland devoid of dick.

Their pussy hungry pussy includes Monique Alexander, Courtney Cummz, Sarah Vandella, Brynn Tyler, Kylie Ireland, Missy Stone, Sophia Santi, Audrianna Angel, Bridgette B., Leah, Jackie Daniels, Velicity Von, Amber Ashlee, Taylir Scott, Melissa Jacobs, Cherry Ferretti, Lux Kassidy, Jayden Jaymes, Alyssa Reece, Kim Kennedy, Emy Reyes, Nikki Rhodes, Lexi Stone, Cali Haze, Regan Reese, Kyanna Lee, Skyla Paige, Kirra Lynne, Charley Chase, Georgia Jones, Madelyn Marie, and Louisa Lanewood.

The real question for home viewers and lesbian enthusiasts is not whether the double disc is worth giving the once over, but where to start. We can't help you there, but we can provide you with ample proof of what's inside.

"Girlvana 5" is out now from Zero Tolerance and Quasarman. Get some! You're going to burn in hell anyway, ya big hypocrite. (Just kidding.)

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Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Velicity Von

pweasels — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:30:01 EST

For someone who loves anal as much as she does, Birthday Girl Velicity Von sure looks surprised a lot when somebody puts something in her ass.

Velicity, who turns 30 today and whose name is not Velocity, appears to feel, nearly every time, like she just wasn't expecting that.

If you are searching the web for pictures of Velocity, that is why you are getting nothing but graphs and pictures of cheetahs instead of pictures of Velicity Von being surprised again.

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Mike John's "Elastic Assholes 6": Can You Feel It?

DCypher — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:20:15 EDT

Full-time porn director and part-time amateur proctologist Mike Johns added another line to his list of weighty credentials this week with the release of his latest exploration into the elasticity of female nether regions: he's also proved himself to be a theoretical astrophysicist to be reckoned with. See, while you might think "Elastic Assholes 6" is just another excuse for the likes of Velicity Von, Dana DeArmond, Britney Stevens, Adrianna Nicole, Cindy Crawford, and Sarah to strut their stuff, it's really an incredibly detailed exploration of certain discrepancies in the time-space continuum which strongly suggest that certain individuals are not bound by the usual rules of post-Newtonian anal capacity as scientists have understood them these last several hundred years. (One needs only to watch Adrianna Nicole's backside swallowing Sean Michaels in his veritable entirety to understand the magnitude of this discovery.) Take that, Steven Hawking!

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Fill Your Eyes With Jules Jordan's "Tunnel Vision 3"

DCypher — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:10:36 EDT

Remember that guy in high school who drove a kickass car and got laid more often in one weekend than you did by the time you were halfway through college? Jules Jordan is still that guy—and unlike that douchebag in high school, he genuinely cares about you getting a little action of your own as well. This is why he's released the latest installment of his POV series "Tunnel Vision": he might actually get to fuck ridiculously hot porn babes like Lela Star, Sunny Lane, Lacey Duvalle, Nadia Styles, Sara Stone, Tia Tanaka, Velicity Von, and Veronica Lynn, but the rest of us get to see what it looked like! It's even better than that "Wish You Were Here" postcard he sent us last year from Amsterdam's Cannabis Cup!

With intentions so selfless we're certain it won't be long before he's knighted by the Queen of England or handed the Nobel Peace prize or invited to bang Angelina Jolie at the United Nations headquarters for his service to humankind. Maybe if we're all lucky he'll give us a virtual ride in the Bentley of us one of these days too ...

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