Really, Nuts: do you need to ask if something is better topless? Not that we don't enjoy Rosie's experiments, we just think you've concluded that things are generally better when tops are taken out of the equation.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Step 1: Attempt push-up.
Step 2: If push-up is too hard, flash them boobies.
Step 3: Repeat step one.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

We suspect that in its original form, this clip from the UK's "Embarrassing Illnesses" contained more health information and less music dubbed over the speaking parts...but whatever. There's still enough education going on in the visuals to get us very, very aware of these wonderful breasts—er, the importance of breast exams.

· "Embarrassing Illnesses" (bzvideoclips.net)

And don't start with that "Kelly's a brunette! Rhian is blonde! They can't be Wonder Twins!" because that's just silly. Everyone knows that hair color, skin color, weight, height, facial features, and genetics have nothing to do with activating powers with a twin. All that matters is relative cup size. Either way, even if they're not feeling activated by their boobs, we certainly are.

· Hot British Babes Pressing Their Boobies Together (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

· 2010 GUARENTEED TO KICK ASS WITH THE FRONT CALENDAR (frontarmy.co.uk)

Not only is she a Burning Angel starlet, but she's also done shows on the British erotic network, Television X, as well as a Playboy parody called "Gash in the Attic" (as in "Cash in the Attic," ha!). Her latest accomplishment is, of course, winning our hearts.

· Interview and pics at Holly D (bizarremag.com)

Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)

We'll be honest: we don't know much about this British series (apparently known as "MI-5" in the States); but after experiencing this brief clip, we want to know more. Which, for the record, is much higher praise than we can give "Revenge of the Sith."

· Genevieve O'Reilly in Spooks (bestpossibletaste.blogspot.com)

Featuring a team of scantily clad, sexed up supermen and women, "Power Girls" offers the geekery (and cheesy effects) of your favorite comic books, mixed with the hardcore sexy (and cheesy effects) of your favorite porn. Really, people—could you ask for much more?

If you're feeling in need of some extra convincing, take a peek at this preview of episode 2, in which Rush (Lolly Badcock) and Bedbug (Clarke Kent) team up to defeat a horde of red robots...and then team up to, well, you know. Superheroes haven't been this sexy since Joel Schumacher put nipples on Batman.

· Power Girls (televisionx.com)

Consider yourself an anthropologist/linguist. How do her breasts figure into the syntactic structure, and what do they convey? Her head periodically disappears: does this represent a cultural belief about the hidden identity of the performer, or is it just a limit imposed by the webcam? Ponder these questions while you watch her feel herself up. Maybe do the same for Nigeria, too.

· World Strip: Argentina! (zootoday.com)

You've got to hand it to British television: they know what's up. You like "Heroes," right? You like breasts, right? How about steamy simulated sex? Mix all that up, say it with an accent everybody finds attractive, and that's "Misfits." Best of all, this clip doesn't include the part where Amy Beth Hayes returns to her original, aged form.

· Amy Beth Hayes :: Misfits s01e02 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Can Nuts get all the rest of the ladies of Britain to take off their tops, too?

· Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

It seems like Nuts Magazine is really into the idea of girls gallivanting about London in the nude. First they post those pictures of Rhian Sugden topless in a taxi, and now this. What's next? Tits in the Tube? Too obvious. Busty Babes on Big Ben? Getting somewhere. Hot Tail on the EuroRail? And now we're out of jokes.

· Stripping in Public (nuts.co.uk)

Well, the boobologists at ZOO have decided to find out—and they've headed to the field to survey the, ahem, data. So do the ladies of Liverpool live up to the hype? Apparently not—but they're still a pretty fine selection of females, if you ask us.

· The Big Boob Hunt: Liverpool! (zootoday.com)

Do you think this was an actual taxi? How much would you have to pay the driver to do something like this? Probably nothing.

· Rhian's topless taxi ride (nuts.co.uk)

· "Fanny Hill" (imdb.com)
· Rebecca Night in "Fanny Hill" (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

· Tara Parker-Tomlinson (taxidrivermovie.com)

But wait, what's that you say? How has Ruby set a record with a mere 45 men when Sabrina Deep banged 77 men a few years back? Well, do keep in mind that Ruby was trying to set the UK record, not the world record, which lowers the bar considerably (especially given that no one in the UK had ever attempted to set such a record before).

But enough with the quibbling over details: the important thing is that Ruby banged a whole lot of dudes, and Red Hot TV will be making the epic fuckfest available on TV November 27 and 28. We've got our fingers crossed that they release a DVD edition for all of us overseas types—we know quite a few people who'd enjoy getting Ruby's adventure as a stocking stuffer this Christmas.

· Red Hot TV (redhottvnow.co.uk)