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Previously: No MILFs Allowed; Tatiana Kush Is "Tight, Fresh & Loves Anal"

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Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Ren Sevant
Cast: Jessica Moore, Amy Brooke, Tatiana Kush, Jenna Moretti, Dana DeArmond, Barrett Blade, Tyler Knight, Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone, Ethan Cage

Each vignette in "TF&LA" is like a smutty walk down Barely Legal Lane, rich with classic dynamics and scenarios between lecherous men and the girls who hunt them. Jenna Moretti, for one, represents the Girl Next Door fantasy. While working on her golf game, she knocks a bunch of balls into Derrick Pierce's yard. In response, Derrick knocks his balls into her mouth. She lures him to her room and pounces, tears his clothes off, and rams his cock inside her little ass. Against Pierce's massive torso, her petite body looks even tinier; nonetheless, she is ever the aggressor, taking him deeper and deeper.

Jessica Moore plays the Slutty Foreign Girl (an archetype that encourages lax immigration laws) who comes to America, decides Ethan Cage is her boyfriend, and then strips for him. He doesn't even know her name, but the way she nestles his dick between her massive tits shows that they were made for each other. Moore was also made to stretch her tight Hungarian hole around Cage's cock. In all honesty, Moore's age is quite confusing. She's only 25, she often looks older (we think it's the sagging boobs), and yet she can play a girl of 18. It's odd that she's the cover girl of "TF&LA," because as much as we enjoy her, we never think of her as "tight" or "fresh."

Two vignettes are needed to tackle the Best Friend's Daughter (a.k.a, Daddy's Trusted Friend) dynamic. A simple scene between Amy Brooke and Barrett Blade sets up Blade as the paranoid golf buddy of Brooke's father. She takes the upper hand, demanding to be rammed, spanked, and begging Blade to jizz on her face; the dirty talk really gets to him, and he shoots rather quickly.

Evan Stone, in a similar scene, finds his colleague's daughter stripping at his favorite club, so he takes her home. Dana DeArmond flashes her braces and coyly comes on to Stone, but doesn't want to give up her virginity. Ever the responsible man, Evan preserves Dana's purity and plunges straight into her ass; it's a bit of a creep move, but Evan Stone can do whatever he wants.

Finally, Tatiana Kush's parents hire personal trainer Tyler Knight to get their lazy daughter into shape, but little do they know that Tatiana requested Tyler for his big black cock. She frequently (maybe too much?) comments on his color, saying things like "Oh, I love the way your cock contrasts with me." Tyler indulges her polychromatic passion, taking her in athletic poses, even hoisting her body off the ground for some aerial 69ing. When they finally move to the bed, Tatiana is ready to "contrast" her tight pink butt with Tyler's girthy member, and she gets a better workout than her folks could ever have imagined.

If you ever happen to find a gal on craigslist who says she's "Tight, Fresh, & Loves Anal", don't think you've found a naïve, corruptible youth to play with. You're just a plaything she'll use to fill ever hole and then throw away.

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Since "The A-Team" is a little light on the X-chromosome, we expect there'll be a few extraneous female characters added to the cast. Then again, it might be fun to watch Bree Olson take on these four ex-marines in a two-hour gangbang. For now, let's see how the big-cocked stand up to the cocky (Which is which? It's up to you).

A-Team: Bosco Albert "B.A." Baracus (Mr. T.)
A-Team XXX: B.A. (Tyler Knight)

A-Team: Templeton "Faceman" Peck (Dirk Benedict)
A-Team XXX: Ace (Evan Stone)

A-Team: John "Hannibal" Smith (George Peppard)
A-Team XXX: Cannibal (Randy Spears)

A-Team: H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock (Dwight Schultz)
A-Team XXX: Morecock (Scott Lyons)

A-Team: Amy Amanda "Triple A" Allen (Melinda Culea)
A-Team XXX: Amy (Bree Olson)

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Angelina Valentine and Jenny Hendrix team up on a demon cock and the results are out of this world. Both this chicks are nothing short of top shelf. They knock out an award winning performance working with what they've got.

Chayse Evans charms Alan Stafford's prick to rigid attention. He rewards her dedication with a hard fucking that has her shrieking in delight and writhing on the floor like she was Linda Blair.

Marie Luv lovingly sucks Tyler's wood while he finishes a work call. When that doesn't seem to get him off the phone she mounts his enormous ebony love pole and begins to buck her tiny little wet gash up and down until she has his undivided attention. After soaking in all the love she has to give, Tyler flips her on her side and goes to work, prying open her sticky pink flower for us so we get a good look inside. When he's done probing her sweet vagina he turns to her pucker and burrows his way deep up into her dirty bung. Marie really takes it like a champ, demanding more as Tyler plows through several positions lodged in her tiny rectum then dumps white rain drops of sperm all over her face and breasts.

Ryder Skye gets drilled nice and hard until she drools out of all her sexy holes.

Sadie West turns in another career changing performance. Watching her fuck is like pure magic. Pay attention aspiring porn starlets of 2010 – this is what sex is supposed to look like. No we really don't have enough positive things to say about our sweet Sadie. The list just goes on and on. But you don't have to take our word for it. All you have to do is get a glance of her in the sample set of pictures we snagged from Hustler. The proof is all right there. Hands down she's the first one we're rubbing one out to in any movie after that performance!

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Thin Line Between Art And Sex

Studio: Good Releasing
Director: Madison Young
Starring: Madison Young, Tyler Knight, Jiz Lee, Bella Rossi, Danny Wylde, Carl Hungus, Naga

Review by: Gram Ponante

If you are like me and Madison Young, you know that there is nothing truer than the concept of a "Thin Line Between Art And Sex." But, whereas I sexually inspire the horrors of Egon Schiele or Edvard Munch, Ms. Young is like a rich photo-negative Vermeer, with the dark browns replaced by her glowing reds.

Young wants nothing more than for you to know that she is an artist but, unlike other pornographers wishing the same for themselves, she is not an asshole about it. Instead, she assembles a group of downright personable and attractive people to share their views on art just before they have sex.

So we've got the delightful Jiz Lee telling us about her training as a dancer and her moonlighting as an arts administrator before she gives the business to the juicy Bella Rossi, then there's Tyler Knight, who talks engagingly and self-deprecatingly about the trials of being a writer.

We don't feel too bad for him, because he goes on to fuck Young in a greenhouse.

You're saying, "Grams, we've seen this over-earnest sort of pornography before."

No, you haven't. I'm just not describing it the right way.

Whereas those vaseline-lensed couples' instructional pornos will be heavy on the interviews and light on the sex, and more often than not tinged with the boorish presence of the host or, on the other hand, a JM Productions-style video will feature interviews that are meant to ridicule the star before she is gangbanged, "Thin Line" avoids both pitfalls and somehow gets its stars to say something interesting about themselves - enough for us to want to have them over for a barbecue - before launching into vigorous sex scenes, which helps us remember why they're paid for this sort of thing.

The vignettes that begin and end the movie are either a little over-or-undercooked, however, with an extended Dutch angle interview with Danny Wylde over a candle pentagram that opens the movie (the earnest Wylde gets to redeem himself with Rossi and Young) and a less-than-stellar bathroom performance by a Butoh dancer named Naga and her pre-"Lovely Bones" Peter Jackson-looking boyfriend.

But even he redeems himself, having adopted the "Big Lebowski" porn name Carl Hungus and claiming to be a "fifth-generation elephant painter." A full 40 seconds after having turned off the movie, I still can't decide if Hungus was kidding. That's Art.

So really, there is a lot going on in this movie, which can't be said for all of them. and to top it off, "Thin Line Between Art And Sex" is really good-natured, which always makes people look sexy.

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"The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather." Mickey Knox, Natural Born Killers

It seems like only yesterday that professional super golfer Tiger Woods was on top of the world. Then came the fall. The rest is, as they say, tabloid history. Even as we write this, the number of alleged mistresses continues climb more rapidly than an early stage venereal infection racing towards seroconversion. Mirroring this rapid growth phase like a tiny microcosm are the number of porn parody spin off's, a walking zombie apocalypse of poorly constructed parody essentially holy unbirthed by the toxicity of the media event. The fact that two of the accusing mistresses are actually porn (escort) stars means that this twisted fairy tale was guaranteed to devolve into a living breathing simulacrum of Baudrillardian proportions no matter what happened—a sexual carnival colliding into demented Disneyland for adults.

Out of this mess, one parody dared to rise above the rest, labeling themselves the official Tiger Woods porn parody and claiming the controversy from day one. That movie was "Tyler's Wood" from Adam & Eve. Directed by the ubiquitous David Lord, the parody de jour was the final contract movie for blonde sex goddess Kayden Kross before moving over to Digital Playground. Shot at the outset of the uproar, when news reports were adding details hour by hour, making the script an evolving work in progress, production did not wrap until the wee hours of Christmas Eve.

But can something born out of hype, wrapped in hyperbole, and spoon fed to the masses ever live up to its reputation? We'd like to think it just might, but in the end only you can decide. Which is why we're going to refrain from too much commentary, leaving these exclusive pictures that only Fleshbot has to speak for themselves. We will, however, leave you with the scene order, so that you can work out who did what to whom.

"Tyler's Wood" stars Kayden Kross fucking Evan Stone, as well as Diana Doll. It also has Tyler Knight having a magnificent threeway with Andi Anderson and Richelle Ryan before making sweet, dirty, orgasm inducing love to Natasha Nice. It is available now via the interwebs and VOD and will be out on DVD before you know it. Let us know what you think.

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Frisk Me

Studio: Heartcore Films
Director: Madison Young
Cast: Madison Young, Satine Phoenix, Syd Blakovich, Malia Mojado, Raina DeGrey, Mickey Mod, Maestro, Tyler Knight, James Mogul

If "1984" were a million times sexier and set in San Francisco, it would look something like "Frisk Me." In this movie, Madison Young invokes security guards, criminals, the police, the TSA, and Big Brother surveillance in an effort to show the undercurrent of sexual control and voyeurism present in institutions designed to protect us. These may be lofty goals for a porno, but what's wrong with that? Also, there is sex.

The first vignette involves Syd Blakovich and Satine Phoenix getting ready for a heist, dolled-up like Bonnie and Clyde. Then, because getting dressed makes them horny, they have sex. If this seems like a tangent breaking-off from the exploration of Orwellian sexuality, it is, but it's the only one in the film. Furthermore, Syd Blakovich gets eaten out on a piano, and you discover that the female orgasm produces the same dark notes as a Rachmaninoff piece.

Save for that one private romp, every sexual act is designed to blur the lines between dominance and submission, or voyeur and exhibitionist. In the following scene, Syd and Satine tie a bank guard, Mickey Mod, to a chair and try to extract the vault's combination from him. While it looks like Syd has total control—punching and slapping the guard as she pleases—it's unclear who really has the upper hand. After all, Mickey has knowledge the girls need, and for every number he gives out, he's treated to a blowjob, anal sex, and/or Satine fucking herself with his nightstick (which is just a fancy word for a dildo).

Next, newcomer Malia Mojado stirs cake batter with an enormous, pink vibrator. Naturally, Big Brother (played by James Mogul) is watching from an undisclosed location, so Malia says, "If you're always watching me, I'm going to give you a show." As she ravages herself with her 2-in-1 cookware, Big Brother becomes noticeably uncomfortable, and yet he continues to watch. Does he do it because he has to, or because he wants to? More importantly, which of those scenarios is hotter?

The most intense scene has Raina DeGrey, an anxious traveler late for her flight, in the clutches of Maestro, the TSA agent with a no-nonsense attitude. In the course of normal security procedures, Maestro discovers that Raina is wearing nothing but revealing underwear and fishnet stockings under her trench coat. In addition, her carry-on bag contains the following: dildos, dildos in plastic bags, vibrators, black latex gloves, a couple pieces of clothing, and lube. Unfortunately, she has more than 3 ounces of lubricant, so Maestro has to fuck her brains out. Those are the rules.

As harsh as it may sound, it's not surprising to hear a TSA employee addressed in the same manner a submissive would respond to his or her dominator. It's practically the same lexicon of quiet respect and obedience you see at use in airports. It's barely noticeable as Maestro narrates his reason for mouthfucking Raina, stating, "this is my main searching device, this is how I find things."

Finally, in what could've been a much darker scene, Madison Young seduces a cop on the beat with her free spirit, love of art, and penchant for penis. Tyler Knight is undoubtedly the nicest cop I've ever seen; he even bothers to 69 with a girl he was seconds away from fining. If it weren't for the uniform, this scene would be devoid of questions of power, as both Madison and Tyler just seem excited to be fucking. They have chemistry that completely equalizes them as sexual partners, and that alone is worth watching.

On the other hand, maybe you're not into "feminist porn" that undermines the ideals of both Larry Flynt and Andrea Dworkin. Maybe you're not a paranoid liberal who thinks the government is out to—literally—fuck us. That's ok! You'll still enjoy "Frisk Me." The actors are hot, they practice safe sex (with real condoms and everything!), and everybody has a good time. Just watch it (or they'll watch you).

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The 8th Day

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Ren Savant
Cast: Kayden Kross, Amber Rayne, Bree Olson, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Kylie Ireland, Jandi Lin, Poppy Morgan, Tori Black, Violet Marcell, Krissy Leigh, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Tyler Knight, Trinity Post, Darryl Hanah, Ameatabh Bachan, Derrick Pierce

Review by: Gram Ponante

Samantha (the exquisitely nude Kayden Kross) wakes up from future sleep in a future chamber, a recorded message from her late father (director Ren Savant) playing on the future video screen.

"Possibly I died of natural causes," he is saying, Jor El-like, waxing on about the zero-point generator he invented that he is confident will have saved the world by now. "I am very envious of my little girl."

Envious or not, Dad, at least wait until she's got some clothes on.

Thus begins "The 8th Day," Adam & Eve's massive 4-disc (two for the feature, two for extras) epic of sex in a post-apocalyptic world, part "2001," part "The Road Warrior," part "Contact," and, what the hell, still weirded out by a father being creepy with his daughter, even posthumously, part "Blame It on Rio."

Of course, the world Sam wakes up to isn't quite fixed. In fact, it looks a lot like many greater Los Angeles communities south of the 10 freeway; places where bodies are meat, technology has betrayed Man, and where "In a lawless new world, sex is the only salvation."

"My God," Sam says. "What happened?"

Life happened, Sam. We follow her through the ruined, overgrown landscape. We evaluate Sam's choices as if she were making her way through Quake, and we're waiting for her MMPORGasm.

In fact, "The 8th Day" is unlike many contemporary movies in that it takes its time, and this is an unexpected pleasure. Well, perhaps not to fans of porn's pay-per-minute model, but whatever.

By the time Sam meets Mel (Amber Rayne), lots of information has slowly unfolded, much like Krissy Leigh's impressive labia in a desert shanty scene with Tyler Knight.

It turns out, Mel tells Sam in porn's first recorded ten-minute dialogue scene, that long ago all the electricity went out, the animals died, women had trouble reproducing, and mutants with different attributes emerged. Sam, for example, has sex with some slimy Morlocks. Then we watch a three-way between some blue, caterwauling Gila girls. I'd add "Good Times" here, but I'm not a douchebag.

Mel takes Sam to the Elysium Fields, a desert enclave ruled by the charismatic Amir, who preaches against technology and presides over tent orgies. We learn that Amir led the angry mob that killed Sam's father when the latter's science didn't turn out as expected. We learn, also, that Mel can take a double-penetration like a goddamn champ.

My only complaints about the movie are logical ones, which I admit don't hold up against the copious flesh on display, but here goes: It is not altogether clear why Sam's dad put her into deep sleep, unless he just did so to see his adult daughter naked. And Amir doesn't seem all that charming, despite the fawning.

But the risks "The 8th Day" takes are admirable for porn. There are stretches without either music or nudity and where the plot advances by scenery alone. The special effects are parceled out with maturity, there are references to Shakespeare and the Beatles, and the movie trusts you to allow it to end without a cumshot.

There is also more creepy stuff with Dad, crucifixion, peeing on asbestos, a "West Wing" cameo, Bree Olson's Blue period, the unsinkable Darryl Hanah, the always-dependable Trinity Post, a delightful performance by Amber Rayne, and the jaw-dropping Kayden Kross, who meets a bad end (but so does everybody).

"The 8th Day" is a great movie; how bad can the end of the world be if it's got Kayden Kross in it?

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· And on the 8th Day, God blew up Boston (gramponante.com)
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Porn doesn't have anything like Hollywood's traditional pitch meetings, but we still like to imagine Director Ren Savant promising Adam & Eve's head honchos that he was going to make the best porn movie of the decade by mixing "Mad Max Thunderdome" with "Behind the Green Door' all while using action figures, a Kayden Barbie, several Tonka trucks, and a cat box to illustrate his point.

Any reservations the A&E brass had about making a big budget, non-spoof sci-fi porno were certainly placated by the knowledge that indefatigable blonde beauty Kayden "too pretty for porn" Kross would be cast in the lead.

The story opens with Kross being awakened from a cryogenic slumber to find herself in a strange city overrun by tribal gangs and overactive sexual half breeds, not entirely unlike Barstow or the backside of a meth lab way back in the hills of San Bernadino.

Kayden gets rescued by a scrappy scavenger girl, Amber Rayne and learns her only hope for salvation lies in the hands of the charismatic ruler of a desolate dessert village, known as Elysium Fields. But when Prince Amir takes Samantha under his wing, he discovers who she really is and decides that she must make the ultimate sacrifice.

Kayden Cross, Bree Olson, Tyler Knight, Tommy Gunn, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Kylie Ireland
Derrick Pierce, Jandi Lin, Krissy Leigh, Poppy Morgan, Tori Black, Violet Marcell, Darryl Hanah, Evan Stone, Amber Rayne, Cheyne Collins, Sledge Hammer, Trinity Post, Chris Cannon, and Jerry keep spending all their lives fucking in a post apocalyptic burnt out ghetto paradise.

Will this be the greatest movie of the year? Can it topple the strangle hold "Operation Tropical Stormy" will no doubt have on industry come awards time? No one knows for sure. We can say, however, that it is an impressive effort replete with sexy girls, hot sex, orgies, and bucket loads of pure imagination, which (as we all know) Einstein even said was more important than having Stormy.

"The 8th Day" releases on 9/08/09 but you can get it now at Adam and Eve's website. For more info on the title, check out "The 8th Day"'s website. And in the meantime, check out our mega exclusive sneak preview gallery.

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So it's with a heavy heart that we must admit that our biggest reaction to "Not The Cosbys" was, well, disappointment. It wasn't the central cast, or the quality of the sex scenes, or the plot, or Thomas Ward as Cliff Huxtable—no, all those things were quite stellar, actually. The thing that left us less than thrilled was actually a (seemingly) minor thing: there were just too many white people in the film.

Now, we're not naive, and we are familiar with porn's...interesting take on race; more to the point, we know that it was already a big deal for X-Play/Hustler to back a project with an all black headlining cast. But was it too much to ask for them to just run with that, and give us a predominantly black "Not The Cosbys"? Apparently so: of the six sex scenes, only one features black-on-black love (well, two if you count Misty Stone's masturbation scene).

But we should tell you more about the things we actually liked about the film.

As with his previous "sitcums," Will Ryder successfully recreates the feel of "The Cosby Show"—especially with the casting of Thomas Ward as Heathcliff Huxtable, clearly a role he was born to play (the man's a shoo-in for Best Non-Sex Performance at the 2010 AVN Awards). The plot, too, is reasonably Cosby-ish: Denise struggles with whether or not to lose her virginity to her boyfriend Malik, Cockroach and Theo sneak into a sexy slumber party, and the family takes a trip to Hillman (our fingers are crossed in the hopes that "Not The Cosbys 2" includes some "A Different World" crossover).

And then, of course, there's the sex: first up is the aforementioned Denise (Misty Stone) masturbation scene (clearly intended to relieve some of the stress of her virginity-related angst). Next we find ourselves following Denise and her boyfriend Malik (Dick James) to a co-ed sleepover, which naturally turns out to be an all out orgy. Uncomfortable with the pressure to perform, Denise leaves—and, of course, her boyfriend stays, and wild sex ensues.

And this is where the feature takes its first—and biggest—misstep. It's an unwritten rule of porn parodies that the more invented characters a porn parody relies on, the weaker it is; so to have the first major sex scene entirely populated with invented characters (and predominantly white ones, at that) is a big strike against the feature.

Thankfully, the rest of the scenes manage to include at least one Cosby character in the mix. Scene Three finds Theo (Tyler Knight) and Cockroach (Tee Real) heading back to the sleepover/orgy, where Theo gets it on with stripper Charmaine (Tori Black); Scene Four is a flashback to Claire's (Monica Foster) time at Hillman, with Danny Mountain as her college boyfriend; Scene Five pairs Vanessa (Melody Nakai) and Cockroach (Tee Real), for some much anticipated all black sex; and, capping it all off, Denise loses her virginity (on her parents' bed, no less!) to Patrick (Scott Lyons) in the very final scene.

In the same way that "The Cosby Show" helped white families across America welcome a middle class black family into their homes, we'd been hoping that "Not The Cosbys XXX" would help white porn consumers enjoy the pleasures of all black love. Alas, it seems we raised our hopes too high. But hey, a big studio feature with this many black performers is still nothing to sneeze at. Here's hoping it's the first step in a more colorful future of porn.

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And not just boys named Dane Cross! According to a post in the Naughty America forums—made by NA's Executive Producer herself—Faye's decided to do B/G with a select list of boys. At present, we don't have access to that list...but here are some of the boys we hope make the cut:

James Deen. Say what you will about his ubiquity: he's a talented performer—and a handsome man, to boot—and we hear many good things about his skills from the ladies in the know. (Also, seriously, if he's good enough for Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel, he's good enough for Faye.)

Tyler Knight. We've been in love with Tyler since Vena Virago's "East Side Story"—and frankly, we feel he's a sadly underused performer. If he made Faye's select list of boys, perhaps we'd see more of him (hey, it seems to have worked for Dane Cross).

Keni Styles. This one should come as no surprise: we're gunning for every female performer to have a chance with Keni. (Yay Asian men!)

Evan Stone. Evan makes us laugh, has fun with his scenes, and—best of all—has a hot body and a nice cock. What more could a girl want from a co-star?

So, those are our picks—who would you like to see on Faye's list?

UPDATE: We've received some word from Faye about who her picks are.

· Faye's Official Website (playwithfaye.com)
· Faye Reagan NA Forum Thread (naughtyamerica.com, thanks hodayathink!)
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We've been following some of her behind the scenes shenanigans on Twitter, and it looks like she's got a very, very impressive cast lined up for, um, whatever it is that she's shooting. We've seen mentions of Satine Phoenix, Sinnamon Love, April Flores, Marie Luv, James Deen, Derrick Pierce, Christian XXX, and Tyler Knight. We can only imagine what it looks like when this much raw talent gets together (and in our minds, it looks a bit like a porno version of Voltron).

· Tristan's Tweet (twitter.com)

Also on set? Tyler Knight (who we are so looking forward to seeing as Theo in "Not The Cosbys"). Sad as we are that we weren't actually on set, we're eternally grateful that these ladies gave us a sneak peek into the action.

· Me and @CourtneyCummz & @SinnamonLove (twitpic.com)
· Tyler Knight and Courtney Cummz (twitpic.com)

Take a peek into the "Chemistry" house, where Sinnamon Love and Adrianna Nicole lure Tyler Knight into the hot tub (of sin!), while Penny Flame lustfully looks on (camera in hand, natch). We're pretty sure this goes without saying... but man, "The Real World" has nothing on this.

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Previously: Keeping The "Chemistry" Alive: The Orgy Edition

Live in My Secrets

Studio: Vivid-Alt
Director: Kimberly Kane
Cast: Aiden Starr, Tyler Knight, Kimberly Kane, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Claire Adams, Mandy Morbid, Faith Leon, April Flores

Review by: Gram Ponante

A bewigged Kimberly Kane masturbates with a lollipop in a scene that looks like it was taken from an old Mexican movie, save for the lollipop masturbation. April Flores cavorts with lizards, Aiden Starr treats Tyler Knight like a horse (as an actual horse looks on), Claire Adams opens up Bobbi Starr with a fork and knife, and Sasha Grey gives Kimberly Kane her red wings.

These scenes and more comprise Kane's directorial effort "Live in My Secrets," a glorious, evil little vignette movie.

In fact, the Adams/Starr scene is one of the best, if not the best, girl/girl bondage scene I have ever seen. It takes its time, lingers in places, and sometimes threatens to end but doesn't. At one point the girls take a break and Adams makes Starr groom her before grabbing fistfuls of Starr's hair. It emphasizes the serenity of the submissive experience (and also makes the viewer cheer on Adams to fuck Bobbi harder).

A game Tyler Knight is trussed and suspended in a horse paddock while the vampire-white sex hydrant Aiden Starr toys with him. "You've got white person all over your face," she says.

In scenelets over too soon, Mandy Morbid flounces around Hollywood and April Flores becomes Queen of the Reptiles.

Finally Kane (blonde this time) has the Messiest Sex Ever with Sasha Grey, making sure to let us know - albeit briefly - that the red stuff all over Kane's mouth and Grey's thighs is strawberry syrup. Otherwise viewers would think the girls were doing test shots for Vivid's ill-fated OctoMom movie.

Live in My Secrets is a gorgeous movie that doesn't skimp on hardcore action and, arty as it is, doesn't let technique get in the way of what people buy porn movies for. The editing is precise and we don't hear Kane the director except when she's in front of the camera as a performer.

And the images—a closeup of Kane holding on to a wrought iron bedrail, Grey giving birth to an ice cream topping, Bobbi Starr's face, spent after getting the business from Claire Adams, and Aiden Starr pondering a move that spelled curtains for Catherine the Great—are all strong choices that would each of them define lesser movies.

I am glad that Kane got some of these secrets off her chest, though I wish she'd worked them out with me, a friend, if they were causing her so much trouble. Still, I am curious what else she might be hiding in there (hoping there's some ducks).

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Not that that was bad. Jenny Hendrix? Jaelyn Fox? Sara Vandella? Lana Violet? Still, as commenters pointed out, even a porn parody of "The Cosby Show" should have some black people in it. So today I met the full cast, including (from left, top) Tyler Knight as Theo, Misty Stone as Lisa, Monica Foster as Claire, an actor who has not yet chosen his porn name as Cliff (but he had the voice down cold), Cassidy Clay as Sondra and - both the following women are, in fact, 20 - Nina Devan as Rudy and Melody Narai as Vanessa.

The movie is directed by Will Ryder and produced by Scott David, who is also responsible for the 60 costumes for a dozen cast members. "I went to every thrift store in L.A. at least five times," he said.

I was there for two days and I still don't know what the plot is, but everyone was having an excellent time, including the dapper Tee Real, who plays Cockroach (seen here with the delicious Jaelyn Fox) and Dick James, whom I affectionately call Lucky Bastard, seen here with Sara Vandella, Fox, Jenny Hendrix, and Lana Violet.

I posed the obvious question to director Will Ryder.

"So," I said, "do you think - "

"Yes, I think we'll get sued," he said.

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Throughout the three hours of the feature, you see, Hillary Scott is adored and devoted (sexually, even!). In at the spa, in a dungeon, in a theater, with girls, with boys, with both, in her pussy, in her ass, and sometimes both at once—it's all about Hillary (even in the middle of an orgy, the girl still manages to steal all the focus). And when it's not about Hillary fucking, it's about Hillary making a movie: in between the sex scenes, we're treated to scenes of Hillary and her crew making the movie. You see, Hillary's not just an icon because she knows how to fuck; she's an icon because she knows how to make fuck films.

There is also a music video about halfway through the feature, we're not quite sure what it has to do with Hillary Scott, iconography, or fucking, so you should probably feel free to skip over it in search of sexier fare.

Should you find yourself unsatisfied by the three hour feature alone, there are three (three!) extra discs included in the package for extra titillation. What, pray tell, is the content of these discs? Special features contains standard fare (behind the scenes footage, a music video, trailers, and photos), bonus discs one and two are loaded up with scenes from other movies Hillary has been in. See, Hillary isn't just an icon because she made a three hour epic porn: she's an icon because she's been in many other fuck films, too!

Really, the only question that one need ask is this: "Do I like Hillary Scott?" Because if the answer is yes, this DVD is a must have. And if it's not, well—we're sure they'll come out with "Sasha Grey: Icon" sooner or later.

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Lexi Love: Truck

Katja Kassin: Audi

Marie Luv: Infinti FX35

Dana DeArmond: Prius

Mia Rose: 06' Nissan 350z Touring edition

Adrenalynn: 07' Hummer limited edition truck

Roxy DeVille: 2007 Honda CRV

Ginger Lee: Dodge Grand Caravan, Chevy full size van, and a Ford Explorer Sport Track

Jana Jordan: 1969 Mercury Cyclone and 04 Infiniti

Tyler Knight: Mustang V8

Joanna Angel: Nissan Sentra

· What's The Best Pornstar Car? (jalopnik.com)
· What kind of car do pornstars have? (adultdvdtalk.com)

So we've decided to test your knowledge of male porn performers. Below the jump, we've assembled some action shots of the seven men who made the cut for our roundup; your task is to match the man to the cock shot by placing your guesses in the comments section. Get them all right and you could win your very own copy of the Cosmo Kama Sutra. Or bragging rights. Whichever makes you happier.

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Pornstar #1:

Pornstar #2:

Pornstar #3:

Pornstar #4:

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The fine print: You must be over 18 to enter the contest, and you may submit only one entry per commenter account. Standard contest rules apply.

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Tyler Knight

James Deen

Mr. Marcus

Dane Cross

Nat Turnher

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See also:

· For The Girls
· Porn For Women: We Know You're Out There

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive