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"Dancing With The Stars" Spawns Not One, But Two Porn Titles

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:45:00 EST

Apparently this "Dancing with the Stars" thing is bigger than we realized. First we had Sin City's "Dancing with Porn Stars," and now Hustler has announced production on "This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX." Heaven help us. (hustlerworld.com)

Battle Of The "Star Trek" Porns

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Well, it looks like Hustler isn't the only one planning to release a Star Trek parody porn this year: Antigua Pictures and Muffia.com are teaming up to release "Star Trix: Deep Penetration" on April 28.

Thankfully, there seem to be enough differences between the two releases to help the discerning porn consumer decide between the two. "Star Trix" (which was originally released as scenes on Muffia's Naked Movie website) is a throwback to an earlier style of porn parody: the action takes place on the U.S.S. Intercourse, helmed by Captain Dirk and his crew (which includes members with names like Boner McJoy and—sigh—Uhora). We're also told that "this is truly one spoof where the sex doesn't get left behind," which we're assuming means that it's very light on plot.

"This Ain't Star Trek XXX," on the other hand, promises to be a faithful porn translation of the original series, with expensive sets, cheesy special effects, a newly shorn Evan Stone as Captain Kirk, and, yes, Sasha Grey as a Vulcan.

We know which release we're gunning for—but really, between Jayden James, Taylor Star, and Ryder Skye in "Star Trix," and Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Jada Fire, Codi Carmichael, and Aurora Snow in "This Ain't Star Trek"... well, you can't really go wrong with either one.

· Antigua, Muffia.com Turn "Star Trix" (avn.com)
· Star Trix: Pt One (muffia.com)

Battle Of The "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Porn Spoofs

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:30:10 EST

Does the world have room for, not one, but two "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" porn spoofs? Just thinking about the possibility makes our head spin—but we may have no choice but to live through it (and its no doubt earth shattering consequences).

First we had "Getting It Up With The KardASSians", a DVD from Venom starring Audrey Bitoni and Nikki Benz. But if an idea is worth doing once, it's worth doing again and again, until it's beaten, bloody, and lifeless, right? Enter Hustler's "Keeping It Up With The Kard-ASS-ians," which—aside from its only vaguely different title and, we assume, plot—differentiates itself from Venom's release by casting Veronica Rayne, Dylan Ryder, Jackie Daniels, Nicki Hunter and Mr. Marcus.

As you process this overwhelming occurrence, we'll leave you with some behind-the-scenes thoughts from Veronica Rayne (clip above).

· Behind The Scenes At "Keeping It Up With The Kard-ASS-ians" (xfanz.com)