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Hustler's "Whores Have Eyes" (And Raging Nymphomania)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:45:00 EDT

"A small desert town in the middle of nowhere is plagued by radiation, causing the female inhabitants to become mutated nymphomaniacs." Don't you hate it when that happens? This highly plausible scenario drives Hustler's upcoming feature "The Whores Have Eyes."

Honestly, given the choice, we'd vastly prefer to live in a world where radiation causes deadly nymphomania rather than, uh, death. Especially when the nymphomaniacs in question are the likes of Britney Amber, Ryder Skye, Kenzi Marie, Claudia Valentine, Tricia Oaks, Jackie Avalon, Lilly Kingston, and Aiden Starr (who we would do anything for, even with that weird black stuff on her face).

· Trailer: The Whores Have Eyes (hustlerworld.com)

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Previously: "The Whores Have Eyes" & Other Orifices

"The Whores Have Eyes" & Other Orifices

DCypher — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

As far as clever names for porn parodies go, it doesn't get much better than this. Luckily, the fare doesn't match the parody genre: it's still way too early in the week for zombie porn.

Stuart Canterbury, a name from porn past, helms this less than scary parody starring Britney Amber, Ryder Skye, Kenzi Marie, Claudia Valentine, Tricia Oaks, Aiden Starr, Jackie Avalon, and Lilly Kingston.

While there may not be any thrilling parallels to horror movies, we do find it frightfully good watching Ryder Skye take a diabolical drilling at the hands of a madman as out of his mind as Leatherface. Oh, and seeing young stunner Aiden Starr demolish herself on a cock is enough to make us drool like the undead. Wow. Will we ever get sick of her tight and tiny curves? The answer is no. We won't.

As for the zombie porn, we are glad that Hustler knows to leave it where it belongs—in Rob Rotten's capable hands.

"The Whores Have Eyes" releases this week from LFP and Hustler Video on both standard and Blu Ray. Check out our gallery and see if it's your thing.

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Kylie Ireland's "Bitch And Moan" Is Not For Whiners

Gram Ponante — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:45:36 EDT

Knowing Kylie Ireland as I do (she once prevented her dog from eating my Wheat Thins), one has confidence that her movie "Bitch And Moan 2" will not be some by the numbers effort featuring lesbians-'til-graduation pouting for the camera in fake alarm. Instead, she gets genuine surprise out of people like Roxy DeVille, Aiden Starr, and Eva Angelina as terrible, wonderful things are perpetrated on their persons.

Scene One features a tuxedoed Ireland playing Master and Servant with Roxy DeVille. At one point Ireland must retrieve something the loss of which can't be explained by gravity.

Only Ireland's penciled-on John Waters moustache distracts from the scene. So I just closed my eyes and thought of Baltimore.

The beauty of this movie is that, even if you feel you would be turned away had you showed up with your testosterone and Manifest Destiny, you would still have the consolation that the women were doing to each other everything you would have. It is as if you wrote your suggestions on little notecards and they were duly considered.

Trinity Post and Amber Rayne leave Kissy Kapri in the dust in the bendy department, and the latter takes her revenge by slapping the hell out of Rayne, who doesn't seem to mind.

Eva Angelina is like Ireland's South of the Border younger sister. I have the impression Ireland didn't have to direct her much in her scene with Sammi Rhodes.

Cruel Aiden Starr opines in the final scene, as a box of toys arrives:

"You know sometimes if their cock is too small you gotta put a butt plug in your ass to feel it?" she asks Jandi Lin and Tricia Oaks.

... and that is the only thing that made me sad. Next time I see a butt plug I won't think, "Ooh: a butt plug." Instead, I'll think, "Someone's parts are small."

· Adam And Eve (adameve.com)
· Kylie Ireland (kylieireland.com)
· Buy "Bitch And Moan 2" (gamelink.com)

"Jack's Teen America" : Now Old Enough To Drink!

DCypher — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:20:32 EDT

It is one of the conundrums of our society that individuals who are able to vote and ingest dirtpipe milkshakes are nonetheless prohibited from legally tasting even the merest sip of Harvey's Bristol Cream until they reach the age of 21. So let's all raise a glass and toast to director Robby D. and his Digital Playground colleagues for seeing their "Jack's Teen America" series through to its age of full majority, shall we?

As anyone who's even remotely familiar with the series is aware, "Jack's Teen America" is a special place whose imprecise and sublime geography exists solely within the hearts of perverts worldwide—including that of director Robby D., whose catalogue at this point has grown to encompass a wide range of "experiences". Still, patriots that we are, his "Teen America" remains our favorite by far.

The latest "JTA" stars Tricia Oaks, Rebecca Linares, Renae Cruz, Lacie Heart, and Poppy Morgan, all of whom are convincing enough "teens" although we suspect that at least one or two of them might have seen the end of their second decade come and go already. But don't ask questions; "Teen America" is a geography of the mind.

All images courtesy of Digital Playground.

· "Jack's Teen America 21" (DVD info & trailer @ digitalplayground.com)