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Sadie West, Sporty Girl

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Think that the sports in "Sporty Girls" are just for show? You clearly haven't seen Sadie West playing soccer. (elegantangel.com)

Seinfeld Porn Teaser Hits The Internets

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:15:00 EDT

Will New Sensations be able to nail the Seinfeld vibe in "Seinfeld - A XXX Parody"? From the looks of this just released teaser, yes. Will they be able to make it sexy? The jury's still out on that one.

The Official "Not The Cosby Show XXX" Trailer

auryn — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

The more we see of "Not The Cosby Show XXX," the more we love it. The release by Hustler Video is scheduled for June 2nd, and we're nearly dying of anticipation.

In this well-made totally SFW trailer, you can't even tell you're looking at clips from a porn flick! The impeccable casting of the whole family really shines here, especially with Thomas Ward as Cliff Huxtable. We apologize in advance for making you even more antsy to get your hot little hands on this DVD.

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Previously: "Not The Cosbys XXX" Is Already Our Pick For Best Porn Parody Of 2009

and: "Not the Cosby Show XXX" Doesn't Sweater the Small Stuff

"Miss March": The Silly, Sexy Comedy We've Been Waiting For

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 14:00:01 EST

This trailer is the first we're hearing about this "Miss March" movie, but we're actually pretty excited to see it—and not just because it has boobs in it (though that helps a lot).

The film—written, directed by, and starring two members of comedy troupe The Whitest Troupe U' Know—tells the tale of Eugene, a romantic young fella who plans to lose his virginity on prom night... only to wind up in a coma for four years, waking up to discover that his beloved girlfriend is now a Playboy centerfold (we hate it when that happens). True, it's hardly Oscar material, but it still looks like a fun sex comedy that's willing to embrace a little nudity (rather than shying away and relying on tease in hopes of avoiding an R rating).

Okay, so that's still just us mostly being excited about seeing boobs in a movie, but what do you want? We're simple people, with simple tastes.

· Miss March (foxsearchlight.com)

"Voluptuous Biker Babes" Put Other Biker Babes To Shame

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:00:41 EDT

Carlos Batts is at it again: right on the heels of "Kiss Attack," he brings us "Voluptuous Biker Babes," a porntastic reenvisioning of the cult classic "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" (not to be confused with Quentin Tarantino's remake of the film, rumored to feature Tera Patrick.) Shot on the same location as its inspiration, the film features April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz as a trio of dance divas who get lost in the desert and somehow wind up wrestling each other (naked, we hope!). But don't take our word for it: watch the trailer and see for yourself.

· Voluptuous Biker Babes (youtube.com, via Violet Blue)
· Carlos Batts: C Batts Fly Productions (carlosbatts.com)

"Pirates II" Trailer Hits Internet; Movie Still At Large

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:35:01 EDT

Remember that curiously skin-free teaser for "Pirates II"? Well, a mere year and a half after turning on the hype machine for what some believe is the most eagerly anticipated pirate-themed porn megaspectacular ever, Digital Playground has finally released a real trailer — and, unlike the aforementioned teaser, it doesn't totally suck! (Or at least gives you a better idea that this is a porn movie and not someone's AfterEffects experiment.) With practically everyone in the adult industry and their mother getting banged in this movie, there's bound to be at least one scene that'll turn your crank—and for that reason alone, we're sure "Pirates II" will prove to be worth the wait. (Well, that and seeing how those squillions of dollars that were sunk into its production were put to use.) Experience the magic after the jump.

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· 'Pirates II' Trailer Premieres Online (avn.com)
· Pirates II: X-Rated Trailer (piratesxxx.com)
· Pirates II: R-Rated Trailer (youtube.com)
• Order: "Pirates Ii: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

Cum On Their Tattoos (But Not On Their Books)

Jonnobot — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:20:50 EDT

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel ~~has ordered us to tell you~~ would like you to know that (1) she and some of her Burning Angels (as well as superstar photo mistress The Lovely Brenda) will be signing copies of their new book in Manhattan and Paramus, New Jersey today and tomorrow, and (2) the fourth installment of "Cum On My Tattoo" was released this week. Just don't get those two things confused, because we'e pretty sure that cumming on the pages of a nice coffee table book featuring hundreds of photos of hot babes with tattoos will lead to nothing but heartbreak. (xbiz.com + burningmerch.com; order "Burning Angel: The Book" @ Amazon)

Say Hello (Again) To Stoya

Fleshbot — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:06:11 EST

We're jaded enough in our jobs not to get too excited when we receive a press release from a porn company announcing that that they've just signed so-and-so to an exclusive contract: after all, it's often a starlet we've seen somewhere else before already, and that whole "exclusive contract" thing is usually just an example of silly marketing hype anyway. Unless, of course, the studio is Digital Playground, where the term "exclusive contract" still means something ... and where the girls are as noteworthy as alt porn princess Stoya here, who we don't mind having seen before in Vivid Alt's "Man's Ruin" and "Debbie Loves Dallas" since she is that hot. And would you be able to stay jaded knowing that Stoya recently made her boy-girl scene debut for the company in "Jack's P.O.V. 9"? Didn't think so.

Get to know Stoya better after the jump.

· "Jack's POV 9 (Stoya)" Trailer (digitalplayground.com)
· "Jack's POV 9 (Stoya)" Review and Stoya Interview (xcritic.com)
· Order: "Jack's POV 9 (Stoya)" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

DVD: Tristan Taormino's "Expert Guide To Anal Sex"

Fleshbot — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:45:19 EDT

While there are any number of ways one can learn everything there is to know about anal sex, trial and error probably isn't the best way to go about it: at best there's the prospect of a certain degree of discomfort, and at the worst there's the possibility of injury and ... well, let's not think of what else can happen if you don't know what you're doing. So we should all be grateful to Tristan Taormino for helming Vivid's newly minted Vivid Ed division and sharing her considerable expertise in her "Expert Guide To Anal Sex", which comes out later this week and which is sort of like having Tiger Woods teach you how to putt like a pro or Warren Buffet giving you personal investment advice ...

Only, you know, involving a different kind of hole and a different method of deposits: "The movie features a workshop taught by Taormino with demonstrations by two co-hosts followed by two scenes where enthusiastic couples show specific techniques, positions and sex toys. The scenes are narrated by Taormino and feature dynamic on- screen graphics that highlight creative tips and tricks to help guide the viewer in the learning experience." If you're still having problems getting in the back door after watching it all, you'll have only yourself to blame.

· Tristan Taormino's "Expert Guide To Anal Sex" Gallery
· Tristan Taormino's "Expert Guide To Anal Sex" Trailer: QuickTime | Windows Media (vivid.com)
· Vivid Ed (vivid-ed.com)

Previously: Exclusive: Tristan Taormino's "Chemistry 2" Gallery, Flesh Flicks: It's Crisco Time!, Deep Inside Katsumi, DVD Review: "Assraelis"