Of course, the use of an anal vibrator is more of a personal discovery, as in this video. Like all discoveries, it should be well-lubed, gingerly placed, and accompanied with slow but steady boning. Some day the humans will uncover an even more delicious orifice to put things in. For now, the Monolith waits...

· morning fun (xtube.com)

We can't help but to be entranced by breasts outfitted in sexy lingerie, dirty thoughts whispered directly into our ears or the sensuous moans of a woman enjoying her favorite toys. Read these tales by some of this week's most girl-crazy sex-blog authors to see women enjoying their sexuality to the fullest.

Women are icky, you say? Never fear; there's a piece featuring boy-boy lurve as well.

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Big Bosom Bunk Up - The Sex Post Climax! Now With Audience Participation!

I straddled him womanfully and swiftly sheathed him. His rampant cock pulsated and glowed like a radioactive salami. I'd never wanted him more. My flaps were all a-quiver with excitement and awash with ladyjuice.

Inch by aching inch I lowered myself onto his novelty condomed cock and lost myself in glorious sensation, the rich red scent of lust, the smooth caress of the cries of pleasure, the purple pulse of passion, a wonderful blurring of the self in sensual synesthesia.

—Barbed Wire Boudoir

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Juicy...

I manage to stand quietly until the sound of his hand sliding the length of his shaft, mixed with the juice from the head of his cock all but brings me to my knees...

My nipples harden and I feel my face flush. Instinctively my mouth waters and I must have whimpered. He turns his head, looking through one chunk of hair filtering his violet/indigo glance and instantly I'm done.

—Ambient Storm

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Doctor's Visit

His cock felt wonderful, so hot and hard. I could feel the tendrils of pubic hair as my fist went down his length and the dribble of precum as I moved back up him again. I licked my lips and began jerking his cock in time with the way he stroked mine. "Tighter," he said. I obliged, tightening my grip on his manhood. He groaned in appreciation and I squeezed even more, so tight that it was difficult to stroke him completely. He helped by pumping his cock into my fist.

—Prurient Interests

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Not Enough #12

She was allowed to pull her head back slightly, leaving her little pink tongue protruding from between her lips. "Alice, Fuck the slit of his cock with your tongue, and clean him inside as well as outside" was the next command, and Debra strove to comply, rolling up the sides of her tongue to make it as narrow as possible, trying to cram the tip inside the head of my cock.

—Swordfish Suite

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Kick-Ass Girl Date

Kissing began IMMEDIATELY. It is so awesome kissing a woman. Soft lips and soft skin are so wonderful. It is just such an amazing thing to touch a woman – and it has been WAY too long since I had. My hand slipped down to unbutton her blouse so I could get a good look at the beautiful breasts waiting for me beneath her pretty bra.

—Life As A Southern MILF

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multiples

When she saw the pink storage bag, her eyes got wide and she said, "Oh, no. No no no."

I pulled the dildo from the bag and said, "Oh yes, little one," as I climbed onto the bed beside her. I slowly slid the dildo into her pussy, smiling as she gasped from the intrusion. I worked the dildo in and out of her pussy while she held the Hitachi against her clit until she was begging for permission to come.

—Lair of the Dragon Mage

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· See also: Sugasm #174 (sugasm.com)
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After all: there are so many phallic objects lying around the household, and so little time. With their little experiments, these women may have discovered a wonderful new erotic tool...or may just be showing us the reason vibrators were invented.

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And, you know, let you film it and post it on the internet. If you don't have another glass for us to toast to your ingenuity, we hope you'll settle for this high five.

· Playing with a wine bottle (xtube.com)

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But what about a Girls' Night In? Nikki Sun and Claudia Abrams can give you some idea.

And what to do the next time you get left home with football replays while your girlfriend meets up with her girlfriends? Fleshbot suggests you give her a wink and lend her your camera — and cross your fingers that you might just get invited along next time.

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· Adam & Eve

In fact, my first ever paddle was one of those OUCH paddles, which I saw as both functional and amusing—the idea of an ass literally saying ouch after a good spanking was just too excellent to resist.

In that spirit, I was quite intrigued by the Heart Crop—which, with it's pretty little heart-shaped tip, looks more like a fairy princess wand than an implement of pain. In other words, it looked exactly my speed.

Serious kinksters might be tempted to write the Heart Crop off as a beginner's toy (after all, it's got a heart on it), but I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was able to conduct a good deal of thwack when wielded properly—and at the end of my session with it, my heartshaped bottom was now a heartstudded bottom; and one that was pleasantly sore, to boot.

· Buy the Heart Crop (babeland.com)

· K2: Ken Keirns (kenkeirns.com)
· Ken Keirns / k2 on Flickr (flickr.com)

Scene One features a tuxedoed Ireland playing Master and Servant with Roxy DeVille. At one point Ireland must retrieve something the loss of which can't be explained by gravity.

Only Ireland's penciled-on John Waters moustache distracts from the scene. So I just closed my eyes and thought of Baltimore.

The beauty of this movie is that, even if you feel you would be turned away had you showed up with your testosterone and Manifest Destiny, you would still have the consolation that the women were doing to each other everything you would have. It is as if you wrote your suggestions on little notecards and they were duly considered.

Trinity Post and Amber Rayne leave Kissy Kapri in the dust in the bendy department, and the latter takes her revenge by slapping the hell out of Rayne, who doesn't seem to mind.

Eva Angelina is like Ireland's South of the Border younger sister. I have the impression Ireland didn't have to direct her much in her scene with Sammi Rhodes.

Cruel Aiden Starr opines in the final scene, as a box of toys arrives:

"You know sometimes if their cock is too small you gotta put a butt plug in your ass to feel it?" she asks Jandi Lin and Tricia Oaks.

... and that is the only thing that made me sad. Next time I see a butt plug I won't think, "Ooh: a butt plug." Instead, I'll think, "Someone's parts are small."

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· Kylie Ireland (kylieireland.com)
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· "Three Lesbians and two doubleheaded Dildos" (RedTube)

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· 10 Best Robot Chicken Sex Moments (adultswim.com)

It may seem like an odd casting choice, but given Sienna's recent track record and the fact that Baroness was responsible for some of our first pre-adolescent "funny feelings," there's a pretty solid chance that this PG adventure could become a R-rated skinflick. Inspired by this news, we decided to seek out what we assumed would be a wealth of G.I. Joe babe fan art and hardcore fantasy fiction, except ... there isn't any. We know the mythology is a little dude heavy, but you're going to tell us that no one on the web has ever thought to dramatize a Scarlett-on-Snake Eyes-on-Destro threeway? Yet, outside of those silly "remixes" and this study of Joe's anatomically incorrect behind, there ain't much there.

We'll still share what little we found, but come on, folks! We'd expect this lack of ambition from fans of M.A.S.K. but not the Real American Hero! We just hope that this outtake of Flint and Lady Jaye double-teaming Baroness in a pool of butterscotch pudding doesn't end up on the cutting room floor.

· Flint and Baroness (YouTube)
· The Women of G.I. Joe Naked! (shesocrazy.com)
· Baroness Doing Cobra Commander's Laundry (myconfinedspace.com)
· G.I.J.O.E.????? (alistairbooya.blogspot.com)
· GI Joe? No! GI T.S.O.! (3-116thsniper.blogspot.com)