· Lucy Pinder 2008 Calendar (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

Previously: More Calendar Watch 2008

· Nuts presents 50 sexiest brunettes!!! (dailypoa.com)
· Bonus: Seren Gibson In Zoo (boobieblog.com)

Previously: This Week In Lad Mags Archive

· Katie Downes in Maxim (glizzy.nl)
· The Best Of Katie Downes (nuts.co.uk)

Previously: In Search Of Linda O'Neil, In Search Of Sara Tommasi, In Search Of Sara Santos, 100 Sexiest Bodies

Things like DRM-free music downloads and high quality 256 kbps AAC files and all the other musical benefits of the digital age, our old skool sensibilities still miss the lost delights of scratchy old vinyl LPs ... especially when it comes to the boobie-festooned record sleeves in which so many of them were presented. Fortunately, the folks at LP Cover Lover are doing a terrific job at preserving the forgotten totty of yesteryear via a growing collection of high-quality cover scans from all over the world. We may never know what albums like "Special Pink Moodshow" and "At The Hungry Thigh" sounded like, but at least we know how the naked babes who were used tto sell them looked like&mdash'and in the long run, isn't that what's really worth preserving?

· LP Cover Lovers: Nudes (lpcoverlover.com, via Sex?/Dadanoias)

Previously: Naked Album Art, Sexy Record Covers, "Let My People Come": The Sex Musical, Klaus Harmony: "The Mozart of Porn", Plastico Fantasico: Sexy Vampires and Hot Turkish Babes

There are two schools of thought when it comes to babes posing for nude photos. For women hoping to make a career in a profession like the law or government, it's a blemish that will come back to haunt them by stifling their future dreams of advancement. For the rest, it is their means of advancement ... because why would you want to work at a boring civil service job when people will pay you lots of money not to wear a shirt? That's the attitude taken by Seren, an 18-year-old university student and Keeley Hazell doppelganger who despite her tender age is already being featured in a TV documentary about her wild college life and is starring in her first (of what we assume will be many) topless Maxim shoot. On the flip side of that equation is Anna, a former Australian reality show contestant who has already lost a gig as a youth counselor because of an ill-timed appearance in Zoo Weekly. Fortunately, there's modeling to fall back on, so if she chooses to adopt Seren's plucky can-do attitude all will not be lost. We still don't see why models like these should have to choose between being prim and proper and having a job they love—but if the job they actually love is "nude model," who are we to stand in their way?

· "Seren, The Student Sexpot" (dailypoa.com)
· "Nude shots put a hold on Anna's dream job"" (news.com.au)
· "Big Brother 06's Anna Lind-Hansen in Zoo" (forums.superiorpics.com)
· See also: Complete breakdown of Maxim's 100 Hot Girls (torontopics.com)

Previously: Maxim Photo Blog: Look At Babes, Save A Tree, This Week In Lad Mags Archive

It's hard to say for certain, but we get the feeling that the British love their reality TV stars even more than we Americans do. We suppose it helps when most of your reality shows focus on hot babes who are willing to take their clothes off at the drop of a hat. Take Louise Porter, who didn't even finish in the top three on her game show debut "Ladette To Lady," but in just a few short months has already scored her second topless spread in Nuts. To sweeten the deal a bit for her latest shoot, she even went out and bought a new pair of boobs, even though her original set looked just fine to us. Meanwhile, the biggest star in US right now is some goofy kid who is only popular because he can't sing. There's something about that that's just not right.

· New and Improved Louise Porter + Original Recipe (celebpixx.blogspot.com + top-stuff.blogspot.com)
· Ladette To Lady (Wikipedia)

Previously: In Search Of Sara Santos, Model Boxing With Naureen Zaim, Top 50 Sexiest Bums (Or Are They?), Lucy Pinder Lets It All Hang Out

We know you're thinking you've seen this all before, but you'll just have trust us when we say that you haven't. We're well aware of British lad mags' general fondness (and Nuts magazine's in particular) for lists and any other excuse they can come up with to show hot totty, but they've outdone themselves with this week's collection of Britain's 50 Best Boobs. (Shouldn't it actually be 100? But we digress.) First of all, (nearly) all the participants had to submit ample evidence of their bare breasts—it's the only way to make sure they're judged accurately. Second, there's quite a few beauties in this issue that haven't been brought to our attention before. (Natasha Mealey, anyone?) Finally, in a stunning turn of events, the No. 1 slot does not go to Keeley Hazell, but instead belongs to her Page 3 Idol successor Sam Cooke. We're not sure how that happened, but there's no reason to get worked up about it. Once you've seen the nominees, we think that you'll agree that they're all winners.

· Britain's 50 Best Boobs 2007 (scans @ ko5.blogspot.com)

Previously: Maxim UK's Girls of 2007, Meet Tanya Robinson, Nuts' "Babes In The Bath", 100 Hot Footballer's Wives, Meet Sam Cooke: Page 3 Idol, Sophie Howard Makes Her Move, Zoo's 100 Hottest Topless Pics of 2006, Meet Bianca Gascoigne, Leeann Tweeden and FHM's Last Gasp, Totty Tributes