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Raven Haired Beauties Get Their Turn In "Brunette Ambition"

DCypher — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Dark hair draws you in, framing a woman's face and making it harder to hide imperfections in her beauty. Erik Everhard's newest release pays tribute to those smoldering sex pots who've gone over to the dark side.

For many of us, "Blonde Ambition" will forever be associated with Madonna's iconic and unforgettable performance of yesteryear, which Rolling Stone once proclaimed the best tour of 1990. For the younger set, it will more likely refer to the hapless 2007 Jessica Simpson movie that came and went faster than a young boy's fleeting masturbatory fantasy about blasting a fresh batch of nut chowder across that blow up doll's fat, big league baiting booty. Church.

But while much ado has been made about the blond set (it's practically its own niche), rarely do we see such attention paid to the darker coiffed beauties. Celebrities from Angelina Jolie to Sandra Bullock have been as easy targets for the unquenchable sexual fantasies as Kate Hudson, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann turned their sex appeal into political careers, despite debilitating mental retardation, becoming more popular than transsexual Coulter amongst sexually repressed red meat and bloody potato eating Republicans.

Leave it to Erik Everhard, one of the most oversexed men on the planet, to turn his insight and massive tool to the plundering of brunettes with the release of his latest movie "Brunette Ambition" which releases this week.

With a dream ensemble of young, beautiful, slutty women, including Jasmine Byrne, Tory Lane, Gianna Michaels, Sandra Romain, Lela Star, Amy Ried, Liliane Tiger, Angelina Crow, Rachel Starr, and Angel Dark, it's an amazing first venture into the world of serious, librarian type, often overlooked women.

"Brunette Ambition" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Check out our exclusive gallery. Brunettes of the world—rise up and fuck!

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Yessir, Tory And Angelina Are Totally Banging

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT

What, exactly, does it take to be recognized as a "banging bitch"? The exact qualifications are a bit hard to define, but we can confidently say that Angelina Valentine and Tory Lane easily fit the bill.

You might say we know it when we see it—and when we see them, there's definitely a lot of knowledge going on. In our pants.

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"2040": Alektra Blue Is A Real Doll

Gram Ponante — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn't safe. Three decades ago (holy shit that's next year !!!) a perfect storm of diseases converged to produce "a worldwide pandemic of epic proportions." What will this do to Love?

Studio: Wicked
Director: Brad Armstrong
Cast: Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Marcus London, Brad Armstrong, Jayden Jaymes, Kayla Carrera, Barrett Blade, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Alexis Texas, Rocco Reed, Tory Lane, Janet Mason, Mick Blue, Jerry, TJ Cummings, Bill Bailey

Review by: Gram Ponante

The screenwriter goes uncredited, but the story of "2040" has bits of everything from "Pinocchio" to "The Velveteen Rabbit" to "Blade Runner": Love something enough and it can become human.

We meet Ryan Spears (Randy Spears), who is a porn performer, just like his dad, the porn actor Randy Spears. Ryan's job is similar to his father's, but he must perform it clandestinely because of (as the voiceover tells us) the porn tax of 2015, the porn police, and because porn companies are now "corporate entities traded on the open market."

(Like in the original "Blade Runner," we can do without the voiceover.)

Not only that, but Spears must also fuck robots.

Spears and company deliver a lot of inside references and product placement to the benefit of the Real Doll company, Wicked Pictures, and AVN, whose 55th annual awards show is presented complete with bad band and fucking in the bathrooms.

The first scene, as carried off by Spears and the faulty robot Alexis Texas, is very funny and more than reminiscent of certain porn sets I've attended.

The Alexis Texas robot blows a fuse, you see, and the crew and Spears have to wrestle her to a squatting position so that Spears can aim a load into her R.O.C., or removable oral cavity. The sight of Texas kneeling there, mouth open, eyes glazed over, and bolt-ons perpendicular, is both chilling and familiar (Texas is acting, of course, like she just came off a Max Hardcore shoot).

With the Texas "doll" or "mecha" out of commission, the production enlists a robot that looks just like Alektra Blue. Her name is Mira.

But Spears is dismissive.

"She's a toaster," says Spears. "You fuck one mecha, you've fucked them all. And they all taste like toast."

But Mira is not your ordinary frakking Cylon. She sweats! Her skin reddens with whipping! And her vagina is adjustable!

Spears is amazed. Could he be falling for a toaster? And, since he is Mira's "first," she imprints his data in her "memory banks."

What follows is a lot of exposition, some corporate intrigue and skulduggery, sex for no reason (but we're happy it happened, don't get us wrong), the conspicuous absence of Stormy Daniels and, sprinkled throughout, some poignant moments in which Mira comes to terms with her blossoming personhood.

The problem with "2040" is that, in trying to be Wicked's epic for the year, a movie that would have worked better small became instead top-heavy. There were plotlines and actors who didn't need to be there, like a community theatre production in which everyone who auditioned got a part. At the heart of the bloat that is "2040" is a really good porn movie that no one believed in enough to let stand on its own.

That said, the people the movie is about, Spears and Blue, are fantastic. While he can ham it up with the best of today's porn dudes, Spears also has a gravitas that no one in the porn world can touch. And Alektra Blue does great work as a living doll; I wish she'd been allowed to do more. (If RealDoll.com has an Alektra Blue model, I bet it's awesome.)

"2040" has a happy ending and I bet you can guess what it is. There is an uplifting message for couples that almost sounds like Stay Monogamous. (The underlying message, though, is that Mira has the intellect of a child but a vagina like a 320-hp engine, therefore it's easy to stay monogamous...the outlook is dire for human women.)

People must be buying these feel-good, trying-too-hard slogs, because Wicked keeps making them.

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Pornstars Duke It Out In Sin City's "Royal Rumble"

DCypher — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

June gloom getting you down? Are you itching for a fight? How about a "Royal Rumble"? Sin City's latest features a baker's dozen of piping fresh pornstars battling it out for porn supremacy.

Thomas Jefferson (who knew a thing or three about Royal Rumbles himself) once suggested that the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots...or something like that. Don't ask us for the exact quote. Just like you, we saw it in a Denzel Washington movie somewhere.

One of his lesser known maxims was about the porn tree, which must be watered daily with hot sex fluids from dueling pornstars. And that's where things get interesting.

Sin City took the Founding Father to task, releasing their "Royal Rumble" with plenty of time to spare for Independence Day, so you can plan out snatching up your very own copy. The new release showcases the hardest scenes from Tory Lane, Daisy Marie, Angelina, Candy, Tiffany, Carly, Veronica, Puma Swede, Trina Michaels, and delectable fuck puppet Audrey Hollander.

Check out the advanced sneak peek we scored just for you, then go out and pick yourselves up a copy. If you're like us, Tory Lane's perfect pucker will have you screaming out, "Give us anal sex or give us death!"

'Royal Rumble' streets next week from Sin City.

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“Breast Worship 2” Just In Time For Spring

DCypher — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Now that spring is officially here, there seems to be only one thing on our minds...big bouncy boobs! Suddenly, hot chicks with ample cleavage seem to be everywhere—which is fine by us.

Fast forward to (who else?) a guy named Jules Jordan from (where else?) Jules Jordan Video, who just decided that next week would be a good time to drop his latest video about (what else?) big boobs! Seriously, the people over at his company are unbelievable. It's like they have a mind reading machine that gets inside of our brains, looks past all those jokes about Chuck Norris, and actually figures out what we want, long before we're even aware of the desire!

Lexington Steele plows his massive ebony fuck worm deep into slutty Tory Lane's quivering butthole and just demolishes it, for, like, an hour. A ripped boy wonder gets to violate the hell out of sexy big boob princess Nikki Benz, who parades around like she's a Mardi Gras present from Stanley Kubrick to our inner child. We'll have to check with our "on retainer" crack legal team before we talk about what we would do to that beautiful woman if we were locked in a villa with her in Barcelona for the weekend... because it might not be legal (even in international waters!).

Add to that the severely wonderful drilling that chesty darlings Gianna Michaels, Shyla Stylez, Cassandra Calogera, Carmella Bing, and Ami Jordan undergo, all replete with bouncy jugs of jiggling goodness, and you've got the perfect way to spend an afternoon on an otherwise end of the world Monday meltdown.

"Breast Worship 2" releases next week from Jules Jordan Video. We'd say it was DD-licious, but that's just pandering, so instead we'll just go with awesome.

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FreeOnes Had A Party—And You'd Better Believe We Showed Up

DCypher — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Last night, the incomparable Penny Flame and her sixteen different personalities played host at the FreeOnes party at Studio City's Platinum Stages. You better believe we were there—along with a boatload of hot young stars.

L.A. Direct Models helped throw the event, with several of their hottest girls dancing including Shawna Lenee, Kagney Linn Karter, Tory Lane, Sara Stone, Angelina Valentine, and Sienna West.

Each girl performed a single set on their own, then finished the night out with a rousing finale that included all six of them—with Penny Flame threatening to lick the vagina of every girl in attendance. We spoke by phone just minutes ago with Miss Flame and asked her to confirm or deny the post show lickings, but she just chuckled. Seriously. We can all assume the ladies had a very good time... to say the least.

Crushed together in the crowded (way over capacity) club were a bevy of other notable porn luminaries including Peter Warren, Brynn Tyler, Barrett Blade, Vivid Contract star Megan Mallone, Kiara Diane, David Lord, Janet Mason, Dan Miller, Roxy Jezel, Steve Javors, CJ Wright, Dane Cross, Tanya James, Charlie Laine, Renee Perez, Marco Banderas, Lexxi Tyler with Razor Rob, Layla Rivera who found little use for a shirt and promptly ditched it, Phoenix Marie, Jayden James, Dino Bravo, Joe Gallant, Will Ryder, Nikki Benz, Puma Swede, James Bartholet, Trent Tesoro, Scott David, Dani Jensen with her hot cousin, Bud Lee, and Justin Kane.

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Get Your Motor Runnin': "Biker Dollz"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST

Spring is coming, and hard-lovin' biker ladies are squeezing back into their cutoffs. What better time to grease your hog, pop your cams, throttle-up your nobs, torque your shaft, or whatever people do with motorcycles?

Biker Dollz

Studio: Videoteam
Director: Anton Slayer
Cast: Tory Lane, Vanessa Blue, Kailani, Rachel Roxxx, Amaretta, Cassandra Knight, Haley Lynn, Shelbee Myne

Review by: Gram Ponante

A porn version of "Born To Be Wild" plays as Lee Stone pilots his [insert word that sounds cooler than "motorcycle" here...oh fuck it] motorcycle to dangerous, juicy, mesh-clad Tory Lane in "Biker Dollz," not so much a tribute to sex on the open road as a compilation DVD that has a motorcycle in each scene.

To their credit, each of the performers featured looks great fellating hogs whilst squatting near one, but I did not learn anything about this nation's love affair with Harley Davidsons, the Hells' Angels at Altamont, the Yakuza, or Dennis Hopper. Luckily I didn't feel like learning anything about those things, anyway.

What I did want to see was Tory Lane and Vanessa Blue (check), as well as the dilemma of shooting a sex scene on a motorcycle peacefully resolved (hint: only Blue - the trooper - spends all her time being ridden like a rice burner; everyone else transitions to the garage floor or a standard-issue porn couch to have their parts oiled).

Like other compilations, the new scenes are jarring next to the old ones, so seeing Shelbee Myne's tan lines both 15 years and 45 minutes away from Tory Lane's tattoos gives one a pleasant feeling of continuity as well as a desire to stop shaving.

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In Butts We Trust: Top Ten Butt Plug Sex Videos

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

Newcomers to anal action often wonder why, exactly, their exploits aren't going as smoothly as the ones they watch in porn—and, more often than not, it's because they're skipping a crucial step: warm up.

More often than not, pornos prefer to keep the preparation off camera, neglecting to show all the steps leading up to that big fat cock sliding into a willing rectum. On the one hand, we get why so much of the warm up lands on the cutting room floor (it can be kinda boring). On the other hand, we wish more porn made some screen time for one of our parts of the warm up process—your friend and ours, the butt plug.

Believe it or not, this tiny little toy makes so much anal action possible, getting everything warmed up and ready for the big show. And though it's often shunted to the side in favor of, say, the baseball bats, it warms our pervy little hearts to see some videos putting the focus back on the butt... plug.

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Get A Closer Look With "Internal Damnation 2"

DCypher — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT

The proof, they say, is in the pudding—though in the case of “Internal Damnation 2,” the latest release from Chris Streams at Jules Jordan Video, the proof is lodged snugly up the pink, sticky, and recently ravaged holes of stunningly beautiful young starlets, just waiting to drool out like a silky ribbon or a melted pearl.

Tory Lane stars in her first “internal” scene, pairing up with two handsome and amicable fellows, who proceed (at her request) to pummel every wanton orifice she owns. A deep insatiable hunger flashes crimson across her face and breasts as her greedy box thirstily drinks up both of their milky offerings, then defiantly spits them back out for your approval.

Likewise Lisa Ann (whose visage has become virtually synonymous with a certain GOP candidate) enjoys a raunchy romp before gleefully presenting her creamy man pudding to the camera. Even Shyla Stylez, displaying the most immaculate tan we’ve ever seen on her gorgeous golden curves, unleashes a sluice of freshly churned fuck butter that sweetly dribbles out of her coveted honey pot.

Newcummers Kirra Lynne, Nika Noire, and Mya Nichols join in the fun as well, each providing hours of potentially impregnating entertainment in the process.

While we may never know what exactly it is that gets viewers so excited about actually seeing semen drip out of the girl (instead of having it basted on her face, breasts, or ass), we are certain that director Chris Streams knows what it is—and he really wants to share it with you.

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Liquor In The Front, Poker In The Rear

Evelyn Leigh — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:30:07 EDT

First rule of gambling: don't ever get into a game of cards with a pornstar. Not only are they exceptionally good at poker, they're also ready and willing to put their asses on the line... literally. Of course, when pornstars up the stakes like that, it certainly makes the game more interesting. Just ask Tory Lane: she may have lost her bet, but when anal's involved, everyone wins.

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Not to pressure you or anything, but today...

Jonnobot — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:05:07 EDT

Not to pressure you or anything, but today is the last day to vote for your favorite stars for this year's F.A.M.E. Awards—though if you have as hard a time deciding among that bevy of Fleshbot favorites for Favorite Female Starlet, all the time in the world wouldn't be enough to make up your mind. They're all winners as far as we're concerned, but you knew that already. (thefameawards.com)

Jim Powers Returns To "Sodom"

DCypher — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:12:01 EST

World-renowned psychics and spoon benders predict that the adult industry will see an unprecedented array of superior quality, big-budget porn productions in 2008, finally fulfilling Nostradamus's prediction of a "bridge of light and decadence" connecting Hollywood and Chatsworth forever more: everyone wants to make the next "Pirates", and can you blame them?

Compared to its splashier counterparts, however, Jim Powers' latest dark opus "Sodom 4" is a slender movie with a mere sliver of a story line shot on a relative shoestring of a budget. But despite its modest means, it still manages to straddle the fine line between time worn cliché and essential porn formula 101 by playing up what a many porn fans want to see: it's rotten with fake breasted porn starlets in ripped body stockings and studded chokers one-upping each other in an endless array of acronym'd sex acts, each more depraved then the next.

Sin City contract star Tory Lane delivers a series of performances with her trademark exuberance (and that filthy mouth of hers), leading her comrades Shyla Stylez, Victoria Sinn, Trina Michaels, Jennifer Dark, and Carmella Bing through a maze of desire and double penetrations. Psychoartsy trappings aside, it really has no other goal other then to get you off with the greatest ecomony possible ... and sometimes, that's all you need.

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A Trip To "Pink Paradise"

Fleshbot — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:57:01 EST

DCypher reports: In the future all desires will be eliminated automatically, as soon as they arise. In fact, four out of five leading physicists (n)ever polled (do not) believe that by 2012 humanity will have raised their vibrational level to the point where they will live in what Buddhist scholars refer to as "rainbow bodies" composed primarily of light, which will usher in a new era of peaceful coexistence between all beings. Until then, however, we'll have to continue to explore our fantasies through the wonders of modern pornography and find fulfillment using the time honored "hands on" approach. Luckily, things just got a little easier with the release of the instant Sapphic classic "Pink Paradise 3" from the noble folks at Sin CIty and venerable lesbian-cum-directrix Devinn Lane.

PP3, as the kids are calling it, stars a bevy of beauties exploring their same-sex desires and stuffing each other full of hard, vibrating plastic while making high pitched whining noises not entirely dissimilar to those made by dolphin voyagers on their intergalactic journeys from planet Earth to the Pleiades. The cast stars Tory Lane, Shyla Stylez, Aline, Ashley Fires, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Love, Mikayla, Riley Evans, Sammie Rhodes, Shawna Lenee, Tessa West, Veronica Vega and Victoria Sin.

"I couldn't be more excited with the final product," director Devinn Lane said in a press release. "When casting, I handpicked the girls that I knew would deliver ... and boy did they. The chemistry was amazing - in fact, many of the girls kept going at it long after we stopped shooting. I have to admit that I got so turned on - it wasn't easy to concentrate." (Ed. note: And just think how hard it was for us to write this post!)
-D. Cypher

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Popshots of the Week!

Gram Ponante — Fri, 11 May 2007 17:09:34 EDT

No sooner had a friend from G4TV unloaded a whole bag of PS2 games on me that this image reminiscent of "Silent Hill 4" presented itself. But in Porn Valley, where BDSM chicks gambol in the gorse, we don't need to settle for beating the hotties with a steel rod; we can actually hang them up! Join us after the gap for more pictures of porn stars as they really are. - GP

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Tightfit, the studio responsible for "Assraelis", is as big a friend to the fetish community as it is to the Children of Israel. At a "play party" at its headquarters last week, Master Dominic (with the hair) left this partygoer in suspense, while the attendees below demonstrated what they thought of the buffet.

On the set of Mayhem's "Assploitations 8". director/performer Tory Lane uttered the following words:

"Fuck me in my dirty asshole."

In this case, "dirty" meant "yearning, lascivious" rather than "diseased, unhygienic". One could - and I'm not saying one didn't - eat an excellent vegan meal off of Lane's asshole.

Finally: Geeks take heed! Even though Eva Angelina is not wearing her trademark glasses on the cover of July's issue of discerning gentlemen's magazine Genesis, she more than makes up for it by displaying tiny photon torpedoes where her nipples should be.

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