"Pissed Off Japanese Bitches" is a title we've covered before (even printing our first foreign-language headline) but today we've actually seen the movie and have a gallery to prove it.

It's important to remember that the envelope of traditional Japanese sexuality vis a vis porn can only be stretched so much before horrible snap-back occurs, so we'll have you know that each of these Japanese bitches submits to our collective will at the end and becomes gloriously, doughily naked. We wouldn't want the world to spin off its axis.

Still, once the Japanese Bitches have been subdued and banished to the sea, what will keep them from returning?

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The pegging isn’t by any means the worst of it, either—wait till you see the one with the big syringe. The things she does—and then she has the nerve to complain that he stinks! Hell hath no fury like a pissed-off Japanese bitch.

Although Hitmomi, Mai, Anri and Ayano are very inventive with their cardboard boxes and their dildos and their showerheads and oh, yes, their ideas of what constitutes an appropriate subject for bitchery—seriously, she has the nerve to complain that he stinks—they are at least not as destructive as this pissed off Japanese bitch.

On the other hand, no matter what she does to your city, Godzilla does not, at least, have the nerve to complain that you stink.

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