Fleshbot: tennis

Caroline Wozniacki Puts The Cameltoe Back In Tennis

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:30:01 EDT

There are many reasons to get excited about the US Open...but if we had to pick one, it'd have to be all the cameltoe. Oh, Caroline Wozniacki, when you're on the court, the score is always love. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Katie Green Shows Her Love For Tennis

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:00:00 EDT

What is it about Wimbledon that inspires British babes to take off their tops? First we had Kelly and Madison filling us with...love; now Katie Green has whipped out (and whipped off) the tennis gear in honor of Andy Murray.

Is it the nets? The rackets? The little yellow balls?

It's gotta be the rackets. (Right?)

· Good nudes for Katie fans (thesun.co.uk)

Kelly Andrews And Madison Welch Do Wimbeldon

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We've been trying to pay attention to the action over at Wimbledon, we swear...but somehow, we just keep finding ourselves distracted by the ball girls. There's just something about them that's got our attention...

Wait, what's that? Kelly and Madison aren't actually Wimbledon ball girls? That's okay, really—we have a feeling they're more interesting than the actual Wimbledon, anyway.

· Kelly & Madison Do Topless Tennis! (zootday.com)

Game, Set, Match!

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:00:00 EDT

Jenna Haze is a great tennis teacher—but she's even better at indoor sports. So we don't really blame James Deen for wanting to take their game inside. Tennis is great and all, but there's more than one way to achieve a score of love.

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· Game, Set, Match! (full video @ pornhub.com)
· Buy "Sporty Girls" (gamelink.com)

Gimmicks like naked curling and bikini snowboarding...

Jonnobot — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:20:57 EDT

Gimmicks like naked curling and bikini snowboarding might be trying to capture the attention of sports fans, but we still have a special place in our hearts for the simple delights of topless tennis. As far as we're concerned, the score is always 36-love. (yourdirtymind.com)

Just days after being introduced to an adoring...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:57:31 EDT

Just days after being introduced to an adoring nation and being thrust head first into the bright glare of the media spotlight, a young woman is being forced to step down due to an untimely pregnancy. Of course, we're speaking of recent Playboy model and tennis star Ashley Harkleroad, who had to drop out of the U.S. Open because of her bun-filled oven. Maybe Playboy needs to do a better job of vetting its cover models? (nypost.com)

Ashley Harkleroad's A Forehand Winner In Playboy

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:44:24 EDT

As we told you weeks ago, tennis star Ashley Harkleroad has posed for Playboy without her white skirt or her white top or her white panties. Leaving nothing to the imagination was a trick that ~~pervs~~ tennis fans had hoped would fall on the the shoulders of Anna Kournikova, but it turns out that Ashley is the first one to take on the challenge on behalf of the ladies' pro tour. She's inside and on the cover of Playboy's August issue, which may or may not be on your local newsstand now. Not like anyone uses newsstands anymore ...

· Ashley in Playboy!?! (tennisforum.com, via Deadspin)

Serbian Bond Girl tennis babe Ana Ivanovic...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:55:24 EDT

Serbian ~~Bond Girl~~ tennis babe Ana Ivanovic may not have won anything at Wimbledon this year, but she's still the No. 1 player in the world and the No. 1 female tennis player currently featured in her swimsuit in FHM magazine. And isn't that what's really important? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Wimbledon 2008: A Fortnight Of Babes On Grass

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:01:19 EDT

Yesterday, was Day One of the All-England Lawn Tennis Championships. You know what that means? Hot, sweaty athletes in low tops, high skirts and lots of loud, passionate grunting. Plus, there's always the possibility that a spirited match will turn into a water bottle fight, which could make the tournament's long-standing "white outfit only" policy finally pay off. The Wimbledon courts are much more prim and proper than your average sporting event, but that just makes the upskirt shots that much more tantalizing. A photo roundup of the hottest ladies action is below, but we'll keep on the proceedings for the next two weeks. Or an eye on the competitors, at least.

Previously: Wimbledon 2007: The All-England Upskirt Challenge

International tennis babe Ashley Harkleroad...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 27 May 2008 10:12:42 EDT

International tennis babe Ashley Harkleroad will soon accomplish something even the great Anna Kournikova never did (besides win an actual tournament): she will appear completely nude in the August issue of Playboy. No ball girl jokes, please. (afp.google.com)

Flesh Flicks: Net Gain

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 May 2008 17:14:56 EDT

We've been sitting here for awhile, trying to think of how many different puns, double entendres, and outright clichés we can fit into this one post, but for some reason we keep getting stuck on one variation or another of "balls in her court." That's the problem with tennis—it's just the same old back and forth, back and forth, until one of the competitors simply can't get it in anymore. Then they switch ends and do it all over again. Oh, and at some point a lot of ball boys get involved. Do you see how hard it is to come up with something dirty to say about that?

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· " Sex on Tennis Court" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Speaking of tennis, a club pro was recently...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:00:24 EST

Speaking of tennis, a club pro was recently fired from his new job, because his old job involved owning and designing adult websites (and maybe a little on-camera nudity), which no seemed to care about until an anonymous busybody figured out how to use Google and decided to write a letter. Note to that guy: That movie you saw where the tennis instructor seduces all his married clients ... was just a movie! (azcentral.com)

Lindsey Anne Strutt does not love tennis...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:30:56 EST

Lindsey Anne Strutt does not love tennis as much as she loves pancakes, but she does seem to enjoy wearing the tennis whites. On second thought, she must not be too fond of those either, since she's so quick to take them off. She makes a nice bookend for our week, though. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Well, We Bang Porn Stars Too

Gram Ponante — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:39:12 EDT

Porn personality and tennis teacher Geoff "Chef Jeff" Mena was fired by the recreation department of the city of Surprise, AZ after an anonymous plaintiff Googled the kindly city tennis instructor to discover his not-so-secret porn moonlighting, which includes the site IBangPornStars.com.

"Mr. Mena's other career made us wary of him teaching our wives, daughters and their teenage friends," the plaintiff wrote in a letter Mena obtained via a Freedom of Information Act request. Their hot teenage friends, I'd hasten to add.

Mena tells us that the job was going great before the anonymous letter appeared, and that his boss already knew about his porn affiliation. "We've known each other for years," he said. "He asked me about it before he hired me. It was irrelevent."

Porn will take you back, Geoff. Please bring Anna Kournikova with you.

· "Chef Jeff Fired frm Tennis Job Over Porn Past?" (avn.com)
· SDurprise tennis facility offers up soft opening (azcentral.com)
· I Bang Porn Stars (ibangpornstars.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Flesh Flicks: Tera Patrick's Baseline Winners

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:33:15 EDT

The U.S. Open began yesterday, officially kicking off the only two weeks of the year when Americans pretend to care about tennis. Even Tera Patrick likes to get in on the act by bravely trying to learn the sport, but as usual, she gets distracted by other matters. Or rather, her instructor gets distracted by her massive cans. It goes without saying that if Anna Kournikova had employed some of these tactics she would not be the most famous player never to win a tournament. She still wouldn't have any trophies, but she'd definitely be famous for something else.

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· Tera Patrick on the Tennis Court (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Just in time for Wimbledon the U.S. Open...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:40:25 EDT

Just in time for ~~Wimbledon~~ ~~the U.S. Open~~ mid-July, Armchair GM surveys the hottest non-American tennis players. Anna Kournikova was unavailable for comment or tennis playing. (armchairgm.com)

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Venus Williams' Championship Slip

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:39:14 EDT

Hey, Venus Williams! You just won your sixth Grand Slam title, your fourth Wimbledon trophy and became the first women's champ in the history of the All-England Lawn Tennis Club to earn the same amount of prize money as the male winner. So how are you going to celebrate? How about giving the photographers at the stuffy black-tie Champions Dinner a nice clean shot of your nipple? It's the perfect way to cap off two weeks of tennis at the snootiest upper crust tournament of the year, while showing those boring old traditionalists who's boss. The Duchess of Kent might be wearing something a little less revealing, of course, but we think that deep down she approves.

· Venus Williams Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Previously: Wimbledon: The All-England Upskirt Challenge, Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archives

Wimbledon: The All-England Upskirt Challenge

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:30:10 EDT

The Championships at Wimbledon are all about tradition. Strawberries and cream, grass courts, bows and curtsies to the assembled royalty, and when it comes to dress code—tennis whites only are allowed on the hallowed grounds. Of course, what you wear under those tennis whites is entirely up to you, as French teen Tatiana Golovin showed the whole word when she showed the whole world her pair of fire engine red undies during this week's Grand Slam event. Catching a glimpse of grunting hotties in their oh-so-short skirts is also a time-honored tradition, but no one has ever seen anything like that at Centre Court. Hey, it only took female players 100 years or so to get the same prize money as men, so maybe it's time to break a few other traditions as well.

· Hotpants on parade as Wimbledon players sell tradition short (dailymail.co.uk)
· I am - Tennis Bitches of the Day (drunkenstepfather.com)
· Wimbledon Babes (nuts.co.uk)

Previously: 2007 Calendar Watch: Maria Sharapova, Beyoncé Rocks The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Keeley Hazell's Wimbledon Preview, Subtle Lesbianism in Female Sports, Maria Sharapova's Flying Balls, Sharapova vs. Williams

2007 Calendar Watch: Maria Sharapova

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:34:49 EDT

As we mentioned earlier this week, the new 2007 sexy calendar season is in full swing ... and we have another swinging entry from racket goddess Maria Sharapova. While not quite as revealing as we might have hoped —though really, what calendar could ever completely satisfy our hyperdiscriminating taste for as much boobage as possible?—we always enjoy it when Ms. Maria gives us a glimpse of what's under those tennis whites, even if some of these pics are recycled from her earlier Sports Illustrated photoshoot. And just think—if only she was a little less talented at her game (like some other people we know), she could give it up and wear bikinis full-time. Hopefully, winning all those trophies will soon get boring and career change will be in order before 2008 rolls around.

· Maria Sharapova SI 2007 Swimsuit Calendar (darchtimes.com, via totallycrap.com)

Previously: 2007 Calendar Watch Roundup, Cherie Roberts/Nerdcore 2007 Calendar, 2007 Calendar Watch: Keeley!, Sharapova 2006 Sports Illustrated Gallery