Comedy Central is picking up the show and bringing it to the TV-watching masses. We can only hope it fares better than "The College Humor Show."

· Comedy Central takes 'Sex Show' to TV: It isn't near as filthy as it sounds (popwatch.com)

Oddly, many of the stars who were suspended (including @AvaRoseXXX, @NikkiBenz , @TheJessicaDrake, @DanaDeArmond, and @FlowerTucci) don't actually post pictures of the XXX sort (the things we've seen are mostly PG-13 R-rated at best); apparently, their reputations were enough to raise Twitter's ire. Given the enthusiasm that many pornstars have shown for TwitPic, it's unfortunate to see that the feeling isn't mutual.

But fear not—all is not may not be lost! On the other end of the internet, some enterprising souls have created PinkTweet, a self-described "Twitter, but for porn." True, it only seems to have about six users at present, but we're sure it'll fare far, far better than X-Digg, TheXXXSpace, Sin2.0, SocialPorn, or any of the countless other "like this popular site, but for porn!" startups that we've seen.

· Twitter Lays The Smack Down on Some Porn Stars (lukeford.com)
· PinkTweet (pinktweet.com)
· Thumbnail: hot photo from Ava Rose's now banned TwitPic account

On March 16, 18, and 20, fans will have the chance to video chat with one of Digital Playground's hottest stars—and maybe even win a free DVD:

Jesse Jane®, Riley Steele™, and Angelina Armani™ are excited to give fans the most intimate care possible during their first live video broadcast. This ground-breaking promotion of Robby D.'s mega-hit "Nurses" debuts Digital Playground's venture into live video chats. "Nurses" is shooting up sales charts, and the Digital Playground contract stars would like to thank fans personally for their support. Each chat is an hour long starting at 7pm PST. "Nurses" star Riley Steele gets the special event started on March 16, followed by fellow "Nurses" star Jesse Jane on March 18, and Digital Playground's newest contract girl Angelina Armani on March 20. Each star will randomly select two participating members during the chats to receive either a DVD or Blu-ray™ copy of "Nurses". Sponsored by top online distributors IVD and Adult DVD Empire, the live video chats are viewable on Digital Playground and Jesse Jane's web pages for an exclusive joining price of only $1.95. Members will find Jesse, Riley, and Angelina eager to do what they're told.

The chats will be available at DigitalPlayground.com and JesseJane.com. Yes, they will be hot.

True, it may be difficult for the organizers to recruit—or even track down—all the beautiful nude women on the internet... in fact, even just determining which beautiful nude women qualify as being "on the internet" seems pretty tricky (should magazine models whose scanned photos wind up online count?)... and coordinating the voting process can't be easy—but you know what? At least we'll all get to see some nudie pix in the process.

And they even have "the most advanced social networking platform"! Win!

· Ms. Nude Internet (msnudeinternet.com)
· Thumbnail star: CiCi Santarelli (msnudeinternet.com)

The sex ed podcast, which has been educating (and occasionally titillating) the teens for over a year now, has seen its short lifespan beset by a lack of advertising and a surplus of censorship. Why can't we all just let the midwest teens learn about sex in peace?

· ‘Midwest Teen Sex Show' Episodes Removed from Myspace, YouTube, Facebook (tilzy.tv)

Granted, we don't spend that much time exploring Second Life—what with the busy first life and all—but we just didn't really realize how, uh, intense it could get. And we gotta say, we really like it.

· SL-Pornographers (flickr.com, via unscathedcorpse.blogspot.com)

KidRex—certified by kids, for kids!—is pretty good at its job. Just try searching for "vagina" (go on, try it). You won't get anything! Not even an anatomy lesson! Likewise penis, clitoris, breasts (though oddly, not breast), masturbation, gay, lesbos (pity the poor Lesbian children!).

But what happens if your child happens to hear about that nice lady Gianna Michaels, and wants to learn more about her? Well, suddenly that kid-friendly search engine isn't so kid-friendly. Let's all just hope the kids limit their porn interest to big names like Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy—those are safely blocked. (And remember: want to find porn in a computer riddled with blocks? Just get creative with your search terms!)

· KidRex (kidrex.org)

But wait, there's hope! AVN has a few ideas about how to stay in business... while giving content away for free. It's revolutionary! It's amazing! And you know what? It might actually work—especially since the main gist for the suggestions seems to be "give the people something worth paying for."

· The Free Content Boom (avn.com)
· Thumbnail star Diana keeps business booming (anilos.com, via Ask Jolene)

I also cannot think of Danni Ashe without thinking of a product I was once responsible for shipping to people who previously had none of it: Danni’s Jiggly Fantasy Boobs. I have never had the opportunity to touch Danni’s actual personal Jiggly Fantasy Boobs, and although they are no doubt absolutely delightful, I cannot imagine that they are as solid and heavy as the ones you can buy on the Internet.

In my Jiggly Fantasy, Danni Ashe is wearing my beloved San Francisco Gigantes sweatshirt, but I am still cradling her Jiggly Fantasy Boobs.

(In finding and appropriating these images of Danni Ashe, I am simply seeking to further her record as Most Downloaded Woman on the Internet.)

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Buy Danni’s Jiggly Fantasy Boobs (gamelink.com)
· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Danni Ashe at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Danni Ashe’s movies (gamelink.com)

· Martin drops porn filtering from FCC free wireless broadband plan (arstechnica.com, via Violet Blue)
· Sasha Grey, just because (timdir.com, via Ask Jolene)

We can only assume that that was (more or less) the idea behind "Ask A Stripper Anything?", a web video series produced by Rick's Cabaret. The series, which has been going strong(ish) since mid-August, features Heather—the stripper in question—asking, and answering, questions about anything (though mostly about sex).

Well, if the adult industry wants to survive, it has to embrace new technology, right?

(And no, we don't know why the title ends in a question mark, either.)

· Ask A Stripper Videos (ricks.com)
· Rick's Cabaret (ricks.com)

Ning, a ring of branded mini-social networks, will discontinue its "Red Light District" as of January 1, shuttering its adult-themed sites in an attempt to class up the joint (or at least increase ad revenues and get the DMCA off its back). On the other side of the internet, YouTube—which is already pretty antiporn—will tighten restrictions even further, broadening their criteria for "sexually suggestive" (and thus 18+) material. Say goodbye to all those scantily clad girls playing Wii Fit, kids.

In brighter news, however, Twitter continues to be a haven for porn and pornstars, with even more pornstars on Twitter, regaling us with fascinating updates about their cats. Hey, you win some, you lose some. Right?

· Ning, YouTube Begin Restricting Porn (avn.com)
· Twitter Meet the Sex Industry, Sex Industry Meet Twitter (babysinead.com)
· Thumbnail star Anna the Nerd (nerdpr0n.com, via Ask Jolene)

· Megaporn (megaporn.com)