Fleshbot: talon

Double Stuffed

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST

Are two cocks better than one? After watching this video, we're hard pressed to believe otherwise. Venus, Tee Real, and Talon come together like a Giggles cookie (you remember...the ones with chocolate and vanilla cream on the inside).

And, having said that, we're really in the mood for some cookies now.

· Buy "Double Shocker 3" (gamelink.com)

Sensory Overload

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:00:00 EST

So many hands to slap that ass, so many dicks too suck—and just enough time to experience it all. Melissa Lauren, you lucky bitch. We don't know if we're more jealous of you or your gentleman friends.

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Lexi Marie And Tyla Wynn Give Us One Hell Of An Assterpiece

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 06 May 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Much as we love Lexi Marie, Tyla Wynn, and Talon (and their dirty deeds), what's that's really won us over to this clip is the title of the movie it comes from: "Assterpiece Theater."

Seriously. "Assterpiece Theater." Is there any greater porno title? We think not. Not only is it a relatively good pun (by porno standards, at least)—it's also just so fun to say. Try it. "Assterpiece Theater"—it just rolls off the tongue. Seriously, we're going to have to start using the word assterpiece in everyday conversation (example: Alexis Texas, what an assterpiece!).

· Buy "Assterpiece Theater" (gamelink.com)

Burning Angel Heats Up Hollywood's Hottest Night Club

DCypher — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:00:16 EDT

On any given night, the patio of Los Angeles’s famed Les Deux swarms with pretty young models in swathed in revealing designer clothes, being hit on by spiky haired wannabes bedazzled from head to toe in luxury street wear couture purchased at Melrose boutiques—from Rebel Spirit to Christian Audigier to Affliction. Made famous through a mix of celebrity and scandal, the club plays host to the bright young aspiring faces of Next Generation Hollywood and every worthless hanger-on that follows them. Guys with clunky Kanye-style glasses (circa the Harder Faster era) sport cocaine-inspired slack jawed stares while a colorful mesh of tattered faux-keffiyehs meaninglessly hang around their unsuspecting necks, devoid of any political significance.

Last night Les Deux was also host to the most unlikely of gatherings—the release party for Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel’s latest title: "XOXO Joanna Angel" (which also happened to be the directorial debut of male performer—and Joanna's long time boyfriend— James Deen). The infamous Dolce Group and Burning Angel teamed up to sponsor the soiree in honor of what seems to be Angel's filthiest release to date (Joanna claims she took depravity to a whole new level. Hey, if anyone can do that, it's our Supreme Commandress.). Things ramped up quickly, with party-goers eager to meet the pint-sized punk princess. Among the throng of admirers were stars like "Celebrity Rehab"'s Seth from Crazytown—who Joanna claims has a schoolboy crush on her.

Among the eclectic mix of porn folk willing to brave the haughtiness of my favorite club were Kimberly Kane (and Co); Van Styles, who brought along his as of yet unnamed new model (she hasn’t even done her 1st scene yet—how exciting, right?); Peter Warren of AVN fame; the talented Gia Jordan; Talon and his adorable girlfriend Priscilla Milan; an out of place looking Arnold Swollenpecker; and handfuls of new Burning Angel models like Eden, Cali Nova, Cadence, and Andi.

"XOXO Joanna Angel" is available now, both online and in finer smut shops across the nation.

· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)