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· "Dita has a secret porn flick past" (thesun.co.uk)
· Dita's Sweetshop - Videotapes (ditasdomain.com)
· "Decadence" (imdb.com)

You see, despite the fact that those were clearly her tits covered in whipped cream and man-spit, Heather claimed that the book those saucy pics appeared in was for "educational purposes" and not "porn." Fair enough, we suppose, but it didn't change the fact that the whole planet saw her bush. The tabloids couldn't let that little detail go, however, and just a scant 18 months later they've finally proved their point. Someone found pictures of Mills taken from an actual porno mag, complete with an actual sexy quote that we're sure she totally said. ("I'm gonna drive you crazy with my body." Hot!) As News of the World breathlessly reports, "clearly there is NOTHING educational about today's sickening photo" that they bravely published anyway just to prove she's a "sleazy" lying whore.

Except they're the same fucking photos, or the same shoot anyway, probably bought off the photographer after the fact and thrown into some low-rent wank book. But her legs are spread a little wider, which totally makes her a "hardcore porno queen," which means she's totally full of it, which it means ... uh, we don't know what that means. Except for maybe News of the World should stop the moral outrage and just admit the fact that it loves pussy.

· "Shocking full frontal pics that prove Mucca is a porn liar" (newsoftheworld.co.uk)
· "Hey, Guess Who Totally Lied When She Said She'd Never Posed Nude?" (evilbeetgossip.film.com)

Previously: (Still More) Heather Mills (Not So) Hardcore Pics

We suppose it's somewhat shocking that a beautiful woman known primarily for her body and semi-public sexual escapades would offer herself up as an extremely high-priced call girl to lonely businessmen, but at the same time, we're still a bit puzzled by this entirely manufactured scandal. Why would a "journalist" (using the term very loosely) go to the trouble of such an operation simply to embarrass a perfectly harmless woman? Why stand by like a drooling voyeur, egging her on in her dangerous behavior, only so you could later turn around and tsk-tsk her like a gossipy judgmental neighbor. Why lie, cheat, and (possibly) break the law just for a juicy story?

Oh, right ... money. Which is exactly why she fucks strange business men in the Bahamas. What a whore, huh?

· "Celeb star Sophie Anderton is £10k hooker and coke dealer" (newsoftheworld.co.uk, via goldenfiddle.com)

Previously: Sophie Anderton Sex Tape Rumors

Is it just us, or do the Brits have a monopoly on insanely hot babes lately? Danielle Lloyd made headlines last week when she was stripped of her Miss Great Britain title after it was revealed that she had been sleeping with one of the judges during the competition last February—and that she'd posed nude for the December issue of Playboy despite competition rules stating that ""The winner will not accept or undertake any fully nude or topless assignments during her reign." Good to know that at least some beauty pageants still have high moral standards—after all, you wouldn't want people thinking that all that parading around in swimsuits was about objectification or anything, right?

· "Miss GB sacked for 'lying' and "Here's Why Dani Got Stripped" (thesun.co.uk)
· "Miss Great Britain Playboy Photos Leaked to Web" (nationalledger.com)
· "Miss Great Britain In Playboy" (toxicmagazine.com)

Previously: Meet Tatana Kucharova, Miss Universe 2006, Miss World Cup 2006, Miss France 2006: Alexandra Rosenfeld, Miss Nude Internet 2006, Natalie Glebova, Miss Universe 2005, Miss France Semi-Nude Scandal, Miss Universe's Wardrobe Malfunction

· So yeah ... those Prince Harry pictures from this morning? Not exactly "recent." But hey, what's three years between friends? (guardian.co.uk)

· As part of our penance, here's a slideshow of 85 celebrities in their bathing suits. Keep in mind this is a British site, so you might have to rethink your definition of "celebrity." (showbiz.sky.com)

· The makers of the hot new video game "Dead Rising" put a nude woman on a t-shirt in the game ... and nerds everywhere rejoice. (gametrailers.com + Kotaku)

· You've seen pictures here before, but this is another look at South Korea's "Love Land" sculpture garden. It makes your local municipal park look pretty stupid, doesn't it? (spiegel.de)

· A Worth1000 Photoshop contest reveals a toy we'd like to see: the Rubik's Boob. Not like we could ever solve one of those damn things. (worth1000.com)

· According to this story, 85% of all woman are wearing the wrong bra size, which is why we've always advocated going without one. (register-mail.com)

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