Then, of course, it's a boob baring, boob grabbing, boob shaking good time. And we, for one, plan to enjoy it for all its worth (which happens to be quite a lot. These are Swedish boobs we're talking about!).

· Swedish Big Brother Girls (boobieblog.com)

· "Swedish Fetish" (belluso.com, via Otomano)

If you happen to be in London next week, we highly recommend checking these films out, because if there's one thing they do best (besides modular furniture) it's turn people on (though if you're expecting that other kind of "Swedish Erotica", you may be disappointed—it's not that kind of exhibition.) It's times like this that we really miss the Concorde.

· Swedish Erotica - October 4-7 (ica.org.uk, via sexblo.gs; gallery @ telegraph.co.uk)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Swedish Stable Girls, Cirkus Eros, Flesh Flicks: "Mahna Mahna"

· Believe it or not, we don't have any photos of a famous celebrity on a beach in a bikini today. (Did they close the ocean or something?) So here's Vida Guerra in her underwear instead. We hope you can forgive us. (dailypoa.com)

· A man in England was arrested for having sex with a bike. Don't ask us ... we don't know how that would work either. (sundaymail.co.uk)

· Good news for those of you about to be sent to prison in Sweden—you can still get porn while you're in there. We'll send you some cookies, too. (thelocal.se)

· Art helps explains why "naked" and "nude" are not the same thing. They both involve tits though, right? (telegraph.co.uk)

· It's ok to use condoms for disease prevention, but don't tell anyone that they also prevent pregnancy. Because that's the kind of thing you should figure out through trial and error. (nytimes.com, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)

· Britain wants to adopt a ratings system for the internet, since the one they have for movies works so well. We'll hold open the exit door for you. (contractoruk.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Jessica Alba goes back to work, which basically just means standing around and looking really hot. Stand back ... she's a professional! (egotastic.com)

· Meanwhile, Kate Middleton gets over her breakup with Prince William by letting photographers aim their cameras up her skirt. Hey, it worked for Britney. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· German researchers discover that sexual frustration is a vicious downward cycle that leads directly to your parent's basement. (spiegel.de)

· Helpful tourist maps will show you where to find the local shrine to the Virgin Mary, and also where to pick up some lube and condoms for the ride home. Just because she was a virgin, doesn't mean you have to be. (reuters.com)

· How do baseball pitchers get rewarded for their first Major League win? Nude locker room hugs, of course. Those road trips can get lonely sometimes. (sfgate.com)

· A Swedish college student gets reprimanded by her university for posing nude in a magazine, so turns the whole school into even higher authorities. Wait, you can do that? (upi.com)

· Adult company Private Media reports that 50% of its sales now come from "new media." Uh, isn't that supposed to mean the interweb or something? (avn.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives