Fleshbot: susie+bright

Just when our heads are about to explode...

Violet Blue — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:45:41 EDT

Just when our heads are about to explode in the not-sexy way with Palin porn overload, there's something comforting and even sane about Susie Bright's take on why looking closely at Palin and sex actually matters. Oh, and we got a good giggle out of Bright's reporting on the current rise in butch lesbian fantasies about the candidate. Why can't we all get along and lick pussy, indeed! (10zenmonkeys.com)

Popshots Of The Week: March Madness Edition

Gram Ponante — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:13:22 EDT

Springtime has come to Porn Valley and its thematic environs ... and the stars are out! Join us for a more eclectic than usual collection of snaps of your favorite people in their natural environments. You know, just hanging around.

We begin with a return to last weekend's San Francisco Fetish Ball, where we couldn't tell what hurt more — those restraints or that electrical tape. See more snaps after the gap.

Author and firebrand Susie Bright is even more attractive when she's being coy. Here she is at a recent reading of her "The Best of Best American Erotica 2008" in Los Angeles.

The Battle of the Plus-sized Temptresses broke out in Burbank as Bettie Rage confronted Cleopatra of the Nile with stealing her mans.

"No one tries to steal my mans," Rage did not say.

Joey and Evanka Buttafuoco smile for the camera in Hollywood following the release of their sex tape. "We only found out that room had a camera in it later," Joey told me with a straight face.

And here's the lovely Amy Fisher, who mailed this picture from the set of a Howard Stern Show appearance that she would end up leaving prematurely. "Let's talk about 2008," she said.

Pursuant to your 'load dropping'...Blue-eyed and silver-tongued devil (he's a lawyer as well as a porn dude) Don Hollywood shares some pointers with whippersnapper Nick Manning.

Finally, the delightful Rose girls, Ava and Mia, get in some family reading time at Ava's place. Mia has returned to performing after a brief hiatus and Ava looks even sweeter without makeup.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

So what's the difference between child porn...

Fleshbot — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:54:15 EDT

So what's the difference between child porn and Child Porn™—or between a reporter on a legitimate moral crusade and one whose motives end up being rather murkier? Let Susie Bright explain it all for you and make it clear. (Or at least clearer—these sorts of things can get awfully confusing.) (susiebright.blogs.com)

"When the D.C. Madam calls and says she wants...

Fleshbot — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:47:40 EDT

"When the D.C. Madam calls and says she wants to talk, who wouldn't want to listen?" And given that it's the indomitable Susie Bright on the other end of that conversation ... well, why wouldn't you want to listen? (susiebright.blogs.com)

Porn legend Jamie Gillis had already fucked...

Fleshbot — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 13:22:29 EDT

Porn legend Jamie Gillis had already fucked his way through thousands of dirty movies back when you still thought "Gonzo" was just the name of a character on Sesame Street. And what advice does he have for the young people of today? "Don't procure for your father. It's a pain in the ass." (interview by Susie Bright @ 10zenmonkeys.com)

Susie Bright's Random Honest Porn Reviews: Power (And Free Porn) To The People!

Fleshbot — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:53:36 EDT

We've tried various ways of dealing with the constantly metastasizing pile of porn screeners here at Fleshbot Central, including gifting them to friends and family for every occasion from birthdays to Hannukah to Secretary's Day; donating them to local senior citizens' homes for use in craft projects; and melting them down ourselves to make candle holders and decorative soap dishes. But the indefatigable Susie Bright has come up with a simple yet ingeniously helpful way to share her smutty surplus: in addition to her sharing own thoughts on some of the titles that pass through her inbox, she's begun sending random DVDs to any of her subscribers who promise to write an honest and thoughtful review of its contents in return.

The result is the beginning of an archive of detailed reviews from people who actually watch porn with an eye towards things like film quality, art direction, and legitimately hot sex (instead of, you know, just fast forwarding through them like some of us beleagured porn reviewing professionals do). We look forward to borrowing the idea as soon as we can hire some ~~cheap labor~~ bright-eyed intern to help organize our own porn pile and figure out how to handle review requests and shipping and stuff ... but in the meantime, if anyone wants to take that copy of "Nappy Headed Ho's" off our hands, all you have to do is stop by our compound and pick it up.

· Random Honest Porn Reviews (susiebright.blogs.com)

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Previously: This Week In Porn Reviews: What (Not) To Watch, Fleshbot Reviews Archive

The indefatigable Susie Bright looks at...

Fleshbot — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:21:36 EDT

The indefatigable Susie Bright looks at how increasingly disgraced Louisiana Senator David Vitter has made life a lot more difficult for upstanding adult diaper fetishists everywhere: "I hate the way a hypocrite like this can drag the good name of kinky sex through the mud." Heh, she said mud. (susiebright.blogs.com; [lots] more @ Wonkette)

Your mom probably had a copy of Erica Jong's...

Fleshbot — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:45:01 EDT

Your mom probably had a copy of Erica Jong's "Fear Of Flying" tucked away in the drawer next to her bed when you were growing up (ours certainly did); nearly 35 years after that book changed the way women talk about their sex lives, Susie Bright sits down with the author to discuss "aging fearlessly" and ... well, her sex life. What, you expected them to talk about gardening or something? (w/podcast @ susiebright.blogs.com)