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The Cougar Club
While technically not all cougars are MILFs (though most MILFs are indeed cougars), this collection of ladies seems like a good benchmark for MILFdom through the porn universe. And what do you know, they've all got long sexy hair with a little volume to it! Only Kylie Ireland has bangs hanging in her eyes, which though damning on many MILFs look pretty sharp on her. (Though the bustier doesn't hurt either.)

Horny White Mothers 4
There it is: the dreaded MILF hair. Sure, Desi Foxx could probably put her hair in a pony tail if she wanted, but the bangs obscuring her forehead and eye brows are not good. Would Desi really lose her MILF cred if she had better hair? Get the lady some volumizing shampoo and a comb!

Somebody's Mother
Though we can now acknowledge that the hair doesn't necessarily make the MILF, this title isn't even trying. Flowing long hair and gold lamé? Puh-leeze, this isn't even remotely convincing.

Soccer MILFs
Saskia Steele is demonstrating the quinessential MILF 'do on this box cover, and though we really want to hate it and make fun of about how frumpy it is, it's actually pretty hot on her. Sometimes rules are made to be broken.

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Previously: Fleshbot Fashion Police Archive

Since we spend practically all our time sitting in front of our computers in our underwear trawling porn to bring you on Fleshbot, we really don't get to hang with the cool kids much—which is one reason why we've been such big fans of the ever-debonair Merlin Bronques and his sexy LastNightsParty pics, which really are the next best thing to being there. Bronques celebrated the release of the brand new LNP book at the Chelsea Barnes and Noble in New York this week, and you'll have a chance to win your own autographed copy right here on Fleshbot very soon.

In the meantime, check out our gallery of exclusive preview pics from the book after the jump. (And keep hoping that some of those cool kids invite us to one of those parties sometime soon. We're getting lonely sitting here in our underwear.)

· "LastNightsParty: Where Were You Last Night?" (book info @ killshopkill.com)
· Order: "LastNightsParty: Where Were You Last Night?" (Amazon)
· LastNightsParty (lastnightsparty.com)

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· Order: "LastNightsParty: Where Were You Last Night?" (Amazon)