Celebrating the beauties who love to eat brains, My Zombie Pinup is equal parts sexy and scary (okay, maybe it's more scary). With beautiful babes doused in blood (and more than few oozing sores), it's not for the weak of heart (or stomach)—but if you're of the mind that decay just brings out a girl's inner beauty, well, have we got the calendar for you.

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Night of the Giving Head

A security guard (Christian) responds to a call at a hilltop house. Getting no response to his knock, he enters and looks around. No one appears home. Suddenly, a dozen topless female zombies (led by Zombie Queen Caroline Pierce) appear and rip off his clothes, shouting "More come! More cock!"

I really don't know why this is supposed to be scary, because I can't recall anything more wonderful.

According to scientists, sperma-rays from a passing comet have infected women to the point that they will sap a man of his most precious bodily fluid, and the only way to neutralize the sperm zombies is to squirt whipped cream in their mouths.

"Let's go fuck them up," says a quartet of zombie hunters sequestered in another part of the house.

This is a ridiculous and delightful porn movie that is light on effects and plot but heavy (sometimes especially heavy) on game women unafraid to walk around like zombies bellowing "More coooooock." It is like the movie every eighth grader wants to make.

Why are all these juicy women shuffling around the house and how did they get there? It just doesn't matter, because once the sperm zombies are dosed with whipped cream, they become very affectionate toward each other. Symbiosis.

As the credits rolled on what I thought was a blissfully short movie, I noticed some names, like Amber Rayne's, in the credits that I hadn't seen in the movie. I realized I had a faulty DVD. Tinkering with it yielded the first half of the movie which now acted as a prequel to the part I'd already seen.

In the beginning, we see Rayne as the sperm disease's Patient Zero, and her post=blowjob shuffle across the hills of Chatsworth screaming "More Come! More Cock!" ranks as one of the most vividly realized performances in this awards season.

With a fun surfbilly soundtrack, Night of the Giving Head is great background fare for any over-18 Halloween party.

Studio: Rodney Moore
Director: Rodney Moore
Cast: Caroline Pierce, Rucca Page, Kylee Reese, Claire Dames, Nikki Rhodes, Samantha Sin, Amber Rayne, Rodney Moore, Christian

Review by: Gram Ponante

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Jefferson's got what you want after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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"6": Share Me

Andre shared me most often with his friend David, the entrepreneur. David lived in a breathtaking penthouse with floor to ceiling windows that looked out at the ocean from any angle. He was thirty floors up, high enough for me to both sweat and lubricate in the elevator to his suite. On this particular evening, David was there, along with another man I was to meet for the first time, Gabriel.

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The Americone Dream

"If you get me a bowl of ice cream, we can see what it'll taste like off your cock," I stated simply, shifting my thighs together. The alacrity in which he responded amused me. He was back with more before I could say Jack Robinson. He got on the bed, the bowl of ice cream at his side. I crouched in front of him and took the spoon, dribbling the cold cream on his chest. My lips followed right after, a rapid induction of cold on hot, searing his cells in desire. He moaned and writhed and I grew more emboldened, dribbling more ice cream on his neck.

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A Love Letter Written To My Husband

"Open your legs." He said. Matter-of-factly. Like he knew he would be obeyed.

Her knuckles whitened as she gripped the arm of the chair tightly. Her fingernails started to scream in protest. This was not going as she planned it. It was not going well at all.

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Opening

Sometimes when we are lounging around together, or playing, I put my fingers to Jos's lips. He always opens his mouth for me to put them in. Sometimes I just touch his tongue, or the roof of his mouth, or feel his teeth. Sometimes I push my fingers into his throat a little bit (gently, really, and not very far) to see if he can accept them, stay calm, and not choke.
He doesn't particularly kink for this, but I do.

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The Post That Didn't Want To Be Posted

I don't want it. It was never part of my fantasies before . . . in fact, I never even remotely saw the appeal of it. LG did a post on it once a while ago. After I read that, I could see how some might find it erotic . . . but I still didn't. I felt totally unaffected by the idea of it. I didn't necessarily find it gross anymore (not necessarily . . . ) but I didn't necessarily find it not gross either. I'm still kind of on the fence about the 'gross' part, actually.

But my main reaction to it changed one day last summer.

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Does Zombies Turn You On?

N was playing with my breast while I 'try' and watch the movie. My hands slowly found its way between his thighs and started rubbing his hard cock thru his jeans. A little make out here and there. Then my lips found its way to his cock, sucking him off while screaming sounds coming from the TV. Then I was on my back, legs spread apart he enters me. Flip-flip, then I was on top.

"Do you have porn?"

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