Fleshbot: straight, your money

The next time you think you're spending...

Jonnobot — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:15:30 EDT

The next time you think you're spending too much time on porn, take a look at these monthly sex-related budgets for Nerve's nine ~~stereotypes~~ test subjects and be thankful you're not spending too much money on it too. After all—you do read Fleshbot, which means spending ten bucks on an on-demand broadcast of "Doctor's Adventures" need never be part of your budget. (nerve.com)

Adult Entertainment Capital Helps Expand More Than Just Your Savings

Jonnobot — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:10:22 EDT

In these uncertain economic times, you want to make sure the money you invest is going into something that will tolerate the vicissitudes of the market—to say nothing about possible dividends that include complimentary lap dances and dirty cellphone video downloads. Which is why the newly launched Adult Entertainment Capital is offering ~~horned-up~~ savvy investors the opportunity to buy into "progressive adult oriented companies across all stages of the business cycle" as well as a means of securing venture capital for that awesome laser-powered self-lubricating dildo company you've been hoping to launch. (Oops, we just gave away our secret retirement plan!) Too soon to tell whether Wall Street will take notice of the AIC's forthcoming publicly traded stock, but it does promise to make watching that MSNBC ticker crawl more interesting.

• "Adult Entertainment Capital Launches Investment Vehicle for Industry" (Xbiz)
• Adult Entertainment Capital (company info @ adultcapitalcorp.com)
• Thumbnail: Accountants gone wild @ FullyClothedSex.com (galleries.orgymax.com, via Ask Jolene)

Itemize Those Deductions, Maggot!

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:27:28 EDT

If you're like us, you'll be spending the weekend relaxing with your accountant as you finish your taxes at the last minute. If only we could employ the services of Seattle's "Tax Domme" Mistress Lori, who specializes in the unique tax situations faced by sex workers. Breast implants? Tax deductible! Hand lotions? Let's hope so! (thenaughtyamerican.com; see also TaxDomme.com)

Looking for a way to get rich quick? We...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:49:25 EST

Looking for a way to get rich quick? We hear there's some money to be made in amateur online porn. We also hear that stuffing envelopes is a great way to become a millionaire in your spare time, but we might have to give this whole "porn" thing a try first. (abcnews.com)