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    ChokeHerGently: Two words. EVA FUCKING AMURRI! more »
    ChokeHerGently: Sad? Just a pretender to Penny Flame's throne. I saw some of her Shane's World movies, Pool Party, and Girl Next Door were the only hot ones. She kept... more »
    FrankN.Stein: I guess you have made it from porn-starlet to porn-star when you ger hired for an audience that explicitly won't want to see you having sex. more »
    heterophobic: Reverse cowgirl is awesome. My wife and I both love it. She can play with my balls, I can play with her ass, and she gets to do all the work! lol. more »
    Super_fly: i keep thinking penny flame retired. did she or didnt she? more »
    squeezyface: But now she's out of the business!? I don't know whether to be happy or sad. more »
    squeezyface: Thanks Lux. I have a new crush object and a name to go with her. more »
    bmonkey: Really, I like Fuji apples better, but that's a minor quibble, I think... more »
    bmonkey: Yay! My house has tiled floors, too; does FG make housecalls, by chance? more »
    pbr999001: I'm with Lux on this one. (Boy, that Xtube site stinks). more »
    inverts: Oh Christ. She's gorgeous enough, but the hair! Over the top for me, wow. fapfapfap more »
    squeezyface: But, but...I just discovered her...:( more »
    inverts: I want to like naked Courtney Love, I really do. It just feels like all kinds of wrong. more »
    inverts: Those are nice pictures, but she seems to be the kind of person who would be way too skinny if you met them in real life. Still, #3 is a keeper. more »
    inverts: I'm suddenly hungry for pie. more »
  • #worldofpeen

    Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex

    Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega "male enhancer" are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. More »
  • #worldofpeen

    "One Eyed Monster" Has No Time For Subtlety

    "One Eyed Monster" (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that's not a porn) has a release date... and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we've seen, um, ever. More »
  • #worldofpeen

    The Penis That Took Over GTA IV

    Yesterday we mentioned a certain flaccid penis making an appearance in a certain video game. Today we've gotten screencaps of said wang: behold it in all its digital glory. More »
  • #worldofpeen

    GTA IV Goes Full Frontal

    Well, it looks like the GTA is going the way of "Walk Hard" and stirring up controversy with—gasp!—a flaccid penis. We haven't been this shocked since Evan Stone's flaccid penis interrupted the Super Bowl. More »
  • #faithmouse

    It's A Super-Funpacked Double Edition Of Faithmouse This Week!

    Censorship may have forced our friend Dan Lacey to remove his last cartoon from eBay, but he's back this week with two, count em, two erotic artworks. More »
  • #worldofpeen

    The Joydick: One Less Reason To Take Your Hands Out Of Your Pants

    We've often prayed for a way to combine our two favorite activities (playing videogames and masturbating, of course). Aside from just sticking our hands down our pants during Rock Band, that is. More »
  • #contest

    Match The Peen: Can You Identify The Hottest Men In Porn?

    When we assembled our round up of hot straight men in porn, we ran into a bit of a problem. See, we needed photos that would showcase their bodies and faces without the distractions of, you know, boobs and stuff—and photos like that are a bit rare in straight porn, where male talent isn't exactly chosen for their pretty blue eyes. More »
  • #sexblogs

    Sex Blog Roundup: Cock Allure

    Some guys are appreciated for their minds; others are just handy to have around for opening jars. But for the writers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, it's all about the cock. Pity the woman who craves the missing meat in her throat, and the bound submissive who is denied what seems just within tongue's reach. And marvel at the cock that can't seem to decide whether it's orgasmed or not, the john too clueless to detect a blowjob ... and the curvaceous beauty who comes packing a very different kind of heat. More »