· We almost passed right by these Kate Bosworth bikini pictures, but then ... hey, who's your friend? (egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· When rugby players in England lose a match, they apparently have to run home naked. And people think Bobby Knight is a tough coach. (bridgwatermercury.co.uk)

· Bluetooth is a wonderful technology that links wireless devices and allows them to effortlessly share porn. You can probably do other things with it too, but no one has figured out what yet. (metimes.com)

· Yes, why does the city oppose lap dancing? People like laps ... they like dancing ... why not keep them together? (theargus.co.uk)

· Two female artists are trying to shake up the Arab world with their erotic art. Maybe when they're done, they can try shaking up Kansas. (yahoo.com)

· A former stripper is on trial for practicing child psychology without a license. How does that make you feel? (bostonherald.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Apparently, where there's a Wii, there's a way—to make it into a sex toy, that is. Leave it to qDot over at Slashdong to point us toward the latest filthy dirty hardware hacks, this time featuring gaming's newest darling, the Wii. Shall we have another round of bluetooth sex hyperbole, or is this patch the real deal? "Wiibrator is a python application for Linux that puts control of a TranceVibrator (but requires a kernel patch for some reason?) in your hands through interaction with the Wiimote." We'll just have to see what kind of semaphore-like, swashbuckling moves you'd have to pull with Wii in hand to make it all worthwhile... -V. Blue

· The Wiibrator (slashdong.org)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen: 7 Function Wireless Remote Egg, Xbox's Vibration Sensation, Sex Toy TechWatch: Je Joue Programmable Vibrator, Porn on Nintendo DS?, Sex Toy TechWatch, Nintendo Revolution Sex Toy?