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At Long Last: Alanis Morisette Goes "Topless" On "Weeds"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Months ago, we heard a rumor that Alanis Morissette had shot a nude sceen for "Weeds." You might say it got us excited (you could definitely say it got us to subscribe to Showtime).

Well, last night we finally saw the scene in question. Technically, it is a topless scene, in that Alanis does not having any clothing covering her body; but in spirit, it's not: there's an arm covering her goods the entire time!

On the plus side, though, at least we get some sideboob action while she's lying on her stomach. It's not quite what we were hoping for...but it'll have to do.

· "Weeds" (sho.com)

Last Night On "Weeds": Mary Louise Parker Shows What Her Boobs Are Capable Of

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

It seems the rumors that Mary Louise Parker regretted showing her breasts on "Weeds" were greatly exaggerated: last night, she showed them again. And engaged in some adult breastfeeding action, to boot (is it any wonder we love this show?)

· "Weeds" (sho.com)

The Boobs Of "Weeds": A Retrospective

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

"Weeds" returns this Monday—and with rumors of a naked Alanis Morissette floating around, you know we're excited. To get extra pumped for the awesomeness, we've compiled this collection of some of the best boob moments of previous seasons.

Enjoy it responsibly.

· "Weeds" (sho.com)
· Clips via Deep At Sea Videos (here and here)

Previously On "Weeds": Nancy's Boobs Say Goodbye To Another Season

Jonnobot — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:45:55 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Lest you think the highlights of the last two episodes of "Weeds" this season were restricted to glimpses of hot man booty, loyal viewers were also treated to yet another extended naked shot of Mary Louise Parker in a bathtub during Sunday's finale—so extended, in fact, that the producers almost seem to be rolling their eyes at perverted celebrity boob fans who put their TiVos into overdrive every time there's so much of a glimpse of exposed areola to be had anywhere on cable television. But did that stop us? Of course not! As Justin Kirk as MLP's besmitten brother-in-law said when confronted with her toplessness, "They're bigger than I thought." See if you agree with him after the jump. (Note: Spoiler alert, obvs—and we don't just mean Nancy's boobies.). . . The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser. • See also: Finale wrap-up: "Weeds" (salon.com; spoilers galore)

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Previously: Previously On "Weeds": Nancy Gets Spanked, Previously On "Weeds": Nancy Gets Seriously Laid,

Previously On "Weeds": Nancy Gets Spanked

Jonnobot — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:25:21 EDT

While we continue to love our "Weeds", we have to admit it's been going to some pretty dark places this season—not to mention a few implausible ones. Why did Nancy decide to save the doublecrossing Celia from being offed by her mota-smuggling overlords anyway? Is it really possible to dig a tunnel across the border from Mexico to a suburban strip mall? And most important of all, why didn't they hire an expert to show actor Demian Bichir how to deliver a proper spanking to Mary-Louise Parker in last night's episode—you know, one that would really leave handprints on her butt instead of those obviously painted-on ones she flashed later on? No matter: we still got to see MLP in her panties (bestill our hearts). And if this is just the beginning of a kinky relationship between Nancy and her Mexican drug kingpin, we say bring it on. Check out the versimilitude (or lack thereof) for yourself after the jump.

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· "Weeds" Official Site (sho.com)

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Lexington Steele Smokes "Weeds"