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This Week In Failed Upskirts: The (Fake) Ballroom Dancing Pussy Exposure

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:30:01 EST

We regret to inform you that the rest of the world still doesn't know what a vagina looks like. First there was Juliana Margulies's "vagina", and now we have this ballroom dancing "crotch slip."

We've never really agreed with those people who claim that Barbie has ruined America... until now. Clearly, only someone who actually believes that women resemble America's favorite doll down there would genuinely believe that this is a picture of a woman's vagina. The rest of us can just sigh, shake our heads, and comment on what a nice pantyhose shot that is.

· Ballroom Dancing, Now With 90% More Crotch Exposure (deadspin.com)

Pink Gets Exposed At VMAs

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:30:52 EDT

At this point, wardrobe malfunctions are almost a required part of awards shows. In fact, if Pink hadn't exposed a section of her duct-tape covered boob while performing at MTV's Video Music Awards last weekend, well, we'd have felt downright cheated! (entertainmentwise.com)

Remember when a grainy handheld video of...

Jonnobot — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:18:25 EST

Remember when a grainy handheld video of Britney Spears' boob falling out of her bra would have occassioned cheeky "Oops, she did it again!" headlines and feverish masturbatory fantasies everywhere? Nowaways, though, it's just a really crappy video of Britney Spears' boob falling out of her bra. So forget we even mentioned anything in the first place. (hollywoodtuna.com)

We're a little bummed that such an obvious...

Jonnobot — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:54:11 EST

We're a little bummed that such an obvious and relatively uninteresting candidate as Nicolette Sheridan stands a very real chance of supplying the last celebrity nip slip of 2007. Then again, there's three days left 'til the end of the year, so maybe there's hope that Scarlett Johansson might still snag the title after all. (We can dream, can't we?) (egotastic.com)

Celebrity NippleWatch™: Lily Allen Makes Us Smile

Fleshbot — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:53:07 EST

How adorable are you, Lily Allen? Sure, your boozy compatriot Amy Winehouse might have gotten more love from the Grammy nominating committee this year, but there's no doubt in our minds who we'd rather see serve us up a good old fashioned blink-and-you-miss-it nip slip shot. (Even if it's not that third nipple we've heard so much about.) If this is the sort of outfit that got you voted "Worst Dressed" at the NME Awards this year .. .well, don't go changing your wardrobe anytime soon, OK? There was a reason why you were nominated "Sexiest Woman" too.

· "Lily Allen Nipple Slip Pictures" (egotastic.com)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archive

Celebrity (Non-)NippleWatch: Pamela Anderson On Conan O'Brien

Fleshbot — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:03:27 EDT

We've been known to go through some great lengths to catch a glimpse of celebrity nipple in our time, but even our most obsessive efforts pale in comparison to the boob aficionado who posted this Zapruder-like video of Pamela Anderson on the Conan O'Brien show last night. But the oddest thing is that despite the slow motion and close-up view, we still can't make out any nipple. Not that we haven't seen it before, of course, and not that Pam hauling her girls around in a clingy dress doesn't have its own particular appeal ... but if you're going to go through all the trouble of uploading a video to YouTube and call it a "wardrobe malfunction", shouldn't there at least be some sort of payoff? (Unless we're missing something, of course, and that shadow we're seeing on the side of her tit is in fact a curiously distended areola ... but surely we're not going blind from all that you-know-what we do just yet, are we?)

· "Pam Anderson Nipple Slip Conan O'Brien June 20, 2007" (YouTube)
· See also: "Things That Happened On And Around Late-Night Talk Shows Last Night" (Defamer)

Previously: Celebrity NippleWatch™ Archive