Porn and video games are like chocolate and peanut butter: you might be allergic to one or the other, but when you put them together it creates something novel and entertaining. There have certainly been sexual video games before, but never before has Kink.com been a part of the experience. As Violet Blue points out, "the staff at Kink are—as we all know—all about the 'safe, sane, consensual' aspects of BDSM, fetishes and kinky sex; plus have a very diverse and inclusive LGBTQ staff, so it's not your average endeavor."

What would the world be like if Kink weren't bogged down by laws, physics, or the Geneva Conventions? Only time will tell. For some additional screenshots, be sure to check out Violet Blue's article. If you want to start spanking, banging, shafting, dominating, and yiffing (yes, yiffing), you need to enter the world of 3D Kink.

· 3D Kink (3dkink.com)
· 3D Kink - "second life for sex" - launches! (tinynibbles.com)

Well, good news: thanks to videogame Pink Tropics, now you can! True, the flesh and blood Ashlynn Brooke may be miles away, shooting her next award-winning fuck flick; but virtual Ashlynn can be right here, inside your computer, just waiting to do you in a variety of positions and settings (including one which appears to be "the 70s."). Oh, the joys of technology!

· Pink Tropics (pinktropics.com, via avn.com)

Their team of specialists tells us that it's a fully open call for machinery asking for, "a PDF containing description and pictures of your working device or a detailed proposal by April 30, 2008. We plan to present the winners of Prixxx Arse Elektronika in autumn 2008 @ Arse Elektronika." We're hoping that whoever wins the prize can deliver an opening night demo worthy enough for us to say, "Move over, Fuckzilla" ... followed by a battle royale of mechanized monster machine mayhem!

· Sex Machine Award: Prixxx Arse (monochrom.at)

See also:
· Kink Hosts International Conference on Sex & Technology (video, kink.com)
· Arse Opening Night Fuckzilla Demonstration (video by BotJunkie, blip.tv)
· Arse Elektronika 2007 Photos (and media wrap, laughingsquid.com)

Previously: · Porn And Tech @ Arse Elektronika

· Grab My Boob (Flash @ grabmyboob.com)

We've been on internet longer than we care to think about, but we do enjoy the occasional look back at the history of this Earth-shaking medium—all the way back to the dark ages of 1997! Remember when the webcam was a young and vibrant technology seeking to unite the globe, and all our heads were filled with dreams of someday making love to Cindy Crawford over an interactive broadband virtual reality sex machine? Hal Pink at Tramp Stamp Studios has unearthed this dusty documentary footage from the early days of teledildonics (when he wasn't even Pink yet) where he reveals the ancient voodoo magic of remote-controlled cockrings to a wide-eyed British TV host. As we look back at the state of the art in vibrating eggs and video web chats from all those ages ago we can't help but think, "Wow ... look how far we haven't come in ten years." Seriously, aren't these pretty much the same options we have today? Where are our VR goggles and pulsating body suits and fleshy, photorealistic cyberbabes? This video could have been shot last week, and we'd hardly be able to tell the difference. Snap to it, geeks! We're not going to live forever ... unless you've been working on a solution for that instead?

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· Dildonics!? (trampstampstudios.com, video via veoh.com)

Previously: Vortex Vibrations: Vacuuming Your Way To A Better Orgasm, OhMiBod's BodiTalk: Reach Out And Fuck Someone, Sex Toy TechWatch: Introducing Twitterdildonics, Porn Vegas Dispatch: Virtual Holes and Virtual Sticks, Xbox's Vibration Sensation, Morning Wood: A Little Dab'll Do Ya, What Porn Stars Like About Porn

Of all the joys that DVD has brought into our lives, few rival the fantasy-becomes-reality goodness of the Virtual Sex genre of porn: all those years of imagining what it would be like to fuck an actual pornstar and suddenly it was like you were actually there, complete with multiple angles and positions. (OK, and with someone else's dick—but isn't that a slight inconvenience to pay for the experience of banging Tera Patrick in some sort of dark and barren zero-gravity antechamber?) The technology hasn't advanced quite as far as we would have liked by now, but after the jump you can be in the moment again with a collection of virtual clips featuring your favorite adult superstars—including a bonus video of Clara Morgane auditioning for what appears to be a porno version of Star Wars. Best of all, thanks to the miracle of embedded video, you can press play on all of the clips at once and it will be like you're in the middle of your own personal all-star orgy! Isn't virtual reality fun?

Above: Jenna Jameson (PornoTube; more after the jump)

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· Tera Patrick (PornoTube)

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· Kobe Tai (PornoTube)

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· Jesse Jane (PornoTube)

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· Devon (xxxuploads.com)

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· Nikita Denise (Haporn)

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· Mercedez (xxxuploads.com)

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· Clara Morgane (PornoTube)

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Previously: DVD Review: "Virtual Sex with Mercedez", Flesh Flicks: Virtual Tera, "VirtuallyJenna" Sex Simulator, Virtual Sex with Kyoko Ayana, YouTube Watch Archives, Flesh Flicks Archives, Video Playpen Archives