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With Love From The Cheeto Fucker

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:45:50 EDT

Here's a conversation you might find yourself having later today:

"So have you seen that nine-minute video of the guy fucking a giant Cheeto that's made out of a bunch of little Cheetos?"

"OMG, yes! What was that all about?"

"I don't know. The internet is weird."

Yeah, we don't get it either. But to be fair, he's not really fucking the Cheeto so much as he's making sweet, sweet love to it. It's kind of romantic, actually. Even if it is completely and totally out-of-this-world insane.

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· I LOVE YOU CHEETOS (YouTube, via uniquedaily.com)

Michel Gondry Creates A Better Paris Hilton Porn Video

Jonnobot — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:30:31 EST

OK, so maybe Paris Hilton isn't explicitly mentioned by name here ... but since the "BARE NAKED" celebrity sex video that has pride of place on the promo site for director Michel Gondry's forthcoming "Be Kind Rewind" is shot in that late 2003 faux-night vision style that's since become shorthand for "celebrity sex scandal", can you blame us for making the connection? Whoever it's supposed to be, it's a lot more entertaining than "One Night In Paris" ... and at thirty seconds long, we promise you won't fall asleep before the end.

· Be Kind Rewind: Celebrity Home Videos (bekindmovie.com)

Stripping Stewardesses Make Cockpits Soar

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:32:16 EST

The internets were on the hunt this weekend for a randy ~~stewardess~~ flight attendant caught on videotape showing her crewmates something a little more entertaining than the standard in-flight movie. With nothing much to go on other than a face, The Sun of London was content to make a few bad aviation sex puns and move on, but then a few days passed and up popped video No. 2 of these crazy sky-high antics. We're not really convinced that the same woman stars in both clips, but everyone involved appears to be French and maybe that's just how they do things on that nation's AOM airline. Of course, that might also explain why that airline is now out of business. The moral is that when the captain of your next flight comes over the intercom to tell you it's going to be an uneventful flight, don't believe a word of it.

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· Strip-tease in alta quota (YouTube, via Gridskipper)
· Cockpit Striptease (RedTube)
· Jet pilot | Enjoys hostie's air strip + Saucy French AOM air hostess Stephanie's second strip for pilots (thesun.co.uk)

The Essence of McLovin: A Little Dab Will Do It, Thanks

Violet Blue — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:45:30 EST

As an adjunct to the Region 2 "Superbad" DVD release, the mock ad for The Essence of McLovin is now making its way 'roud teh intertubes, and we'd be remiss not to show you what The Essence can do, viral marketing or no. But the air fresheners, now we're really wondering why we aren't seeing such classy plug-in scented Glade-style purple pussies from the likes of PipeDream or TopCo... but then again, regretfully (or not), all we have to do is wait. The video is embedded after the jump; what happens with The Essence is up to you.

· The Essence of McLovin (justpressplay.net, thanks Arya)

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· Embed from Fun House: The Essence of McLovin (funhouse.bubble.ro)

Elle Macpherson's Underwear Is Viral

Lux Nightmare — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:06:23 EDT

Everyone's all about viral video these days—even Elle Macpherson who has taken up the practice in order to push her line of Intimates underthings. And why not? When it comes to getting attention, it has (sorta) worked for her in the past. We're not 100% sure how clips of headless babes doing magic tricks in their sexiest delicates are supposed to lead to increased lingerie sales—even if it might be Elle her own self—but at least we get more chances to look at girls in underwear ... provided YouTube doesn't take them all down first. Come on, guys ... lighten up!

· Balloongirl (YouTube)
· Elle Macpherson Intimates Virals (adverbox.com, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)
· Elle MacPherson Intimates (ellemacphersonintimates.com)

Breaking: Interactive Beach Cam Is A Cruel Marketing Stunt

Fleshbot — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:16:10 EDT

Imagine our excitement when we heard whispers of an interactive webcam that allowed you to adjust the water temperature of an open-air beach shower frequented by bikini-clad hotties ... and our crushing disappointment when we soon found out that it was just another viral advertisement for Axe body spray. Still, the illusion was good while it lasted, complete with fake sidebar weather readings and suitably amateurish web design. And we did have a few minutes of fun playing with that temperature slider to see how long we could keep said bikini-clad hottie rubbing herself beneath the shower's spray. But we're no more compelled to cover ourselves with Axe's sickly-sweet-smelling product than we were before we came across the whole shebang. Our not-so-latent beach voyeur fantasies, however, have at least been sated in a way that doesn't intrude on anyone's privacy ... for now, anyway.

· Essence Beach Beachcam (beachshowercam.com)

Previously: How To Be A Beach Voyeur, The Endless Summer of the Nude Beach Babes, Breaking: Skin Shamelessly Used To Sell Skin Care Products, Shampoo Ad Archive: People Are Getting Off To This, Right?, Strip Club Commericals Go For The Hard Sell, Playtime With Honey And Bunny

Sloggi Thong Billboards: Create Your Own Controversy!

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:31:58 EDT

French lingerie maker Sloggi has an interesting marketing strategy of creating intentionally provocative billboards—and then placing them in equally provocative places, like near a mosque—that are certain to draw protests or outright bans. Controversy does make for a good PR strategy, and it is pretty much the only reason we know who they are. But rather than hog all the fun for themselves, they've set up a new website where You, Time's Person of the Year, can create your own Sloggi billboard that you can then use to shock stuffy grown-ups and any thong haters in your email address book. Pick the background, pick the models and poses (they might even take their shirts off for you) and you'll be making "consumer generated content" in no time! It's also a great way to waste a few more hours of your day once you've gotten Heather Vandeven to go as far as she can while staring at thongs. Don't you feel empowered?

· Sloggi Billboard Director (flash site @ sloggifun.nl)
· Sloggi Shares the Lingerie Love, Lets You Choose Ass, Make Billboard (adrants.com)

Previously: Sloggi, FotonovaNYC: Bikini And Lingerie Photos By Alex, Brigite In Brigite By Brigite, The Fine Art Of Lace Thongs, Heather Vandeven: Your Pleasure Pet