Linh was already well-known in her country for playing a virginal school girl on television, but now her show is canceled and experts say the public may never forgive her for her transgression. (The dude who taped it and let his friends watch is totally off the hook, of course.) We'd suggest that she find a similarly privileged, but airheaded friend to travel around the country with in order to cash in on the sensation, but if "The Simple Life 3" is the price we have to pay for a sexually liberated society, maybe a tiny bit of puritanism wouldn't be such a bad thing.

· Hoang Thuy Linh Sex Tape (shufuni.com, via poonholics.com)
· Vietnam Is Having Paris Hilton Moment (ap.google.com)

· Despite all the handwriting and dire warnings, sex trafficking did not rise in Germany during last year's World Cup tournament, proving once and for all that soccer is the only thing in the world more important than sex. (iht.com)

· After giving up the goods a while back, Lucy Pinder's hands are once again covering her breasts in her latest lad mag appearance. We're not sure why she's getting all coy again, though we probably wouldn't be able to keep our hands off our boobs either if we were her. (toxicmagazine.com)

· A library in Vienna has started an erotica hotline to raise money ... one sexy minute at a time. (yahoo.com)

· Naked News finds some new naked anchors. Now what were you saying about there being some kind of trouble in the Middle East? (news.com.au)

· Oddly enough, some people don't like it when you portray their goddesses and national icons in nude paintings. Touchy, touchy. (thestar.co.za)

· Censors in Vietnam are apparently not big fans of breasts. Of course, if it weren't for naked boobs they'd be out of a job. (vietnamnet.vn)

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